30% accountability margins, boasting of record profits on top of shitty business practices and their pursuit of AI will do that.
Microslop can die as a corporation for all I care.
nasandre on
Azure is starting to become just a very expensive datacenter and the cloud services they’re releasing are just shitty
Zealousideal_Nail288 on
you spelled microslop wrong
Fabulous_Soup_521 on
Maybe pushing that AI garbage, those bullshit user accounts, and intrusive ads displayed the kind of arrogance that’s the hallmark of big corporations. Execs can’t read the room because they don’t want to go in a room where there are little people.
skinnywolfe on
Good.
If only some of my favorite multiplayer games would support Linux, I would turn away from Windows forever
Taikunman on
„Hey copilot why is my company losing money?“
oakfan05 on
And yet tesla announces it’s discontinuing half of its cars and it barely went down.
vagabending on
It’s so obvious that throwing billions into AI is not the answer and yet over and over again the same mistake – it’s embarrassing
Thoob on
Microslop just slopin around must be hard work to make this much consistently slopish slop.
ElysiumSprouts on
Not being able to search your local machine for files without going through a billion hurdles really bothers me.
Having a hodgepodge of disorganized onion layer settings menus makes everyone cry.
I had to make a second user on my own laptop because the original got messed up and logs me out of all accounts every day. Wasted so much time trying to fix that one. And on and on.
Printer menu. I have 1 printer but every app loads a different printer menu! Complete with different settings, some that reset after every use even though I want the same factors just about every single time.
Oh and I have a faulty driver that crashes my apps unless I have headphones plugged in when loading them. Pure chance I found that work around. Once loaded, I can unplug the headphones and it works fine. What a mess.
Tall-Introduction414 on
Hopefully this will result in ..
1: More application developers developing for viable alternatives like Linux.
2: Actual innovation in the operating system space. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen real benefits and creativity. New operating systems that aren’t dogshit would be welcome. (Hint: Google is also dogshit)
LegacyofaMarshall on
Good fuck nutella
Cynical-Rambler on
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I hate Apple, but them not buying to the AI craze show they are more careful thinker than Microslop.
In 2010, I would not imagine a world where Microsoft is so disliked by technology professionals as it is today. We used to see people with Macbooks with Win7.
Balmer is mocked a lot, but compared to Nuttella, he seems to at least have more ideas beyond throwing money and forcing features down people throats.
SeaRespond9836 on
Well leave my Out of the Park Baseball machine alone and stop making me update!
128G on
The endless pursuit of innovation is what cause their demise.
Literally nobody asked for Windows 11, Copilot, Edge, etc.
Phixionion on
Going Linux asap
bkkgnar on
many decades of terrible decision making will do that. they deserve to reap everything they’ve sown
terminalxposure on
MicroBros need to learn from Elon. You don’t actually have to have a product. All you need are ideas and concepts of ideas. Rookie mistake
Affectionate_Toe8577 on
This is a very good time to buy
Avoidtolls on
1. Make Edge fucking good. Make it secure as fuck, with badass extensions.
2. Disconnect copilot.
3. Make a web version of word (word lite) that’s free and light and badass.
4. Make a really good PDF viewer/creator, connect it to word.
5. Buy Canva but don’t change a fucking thing.
6. Make badass VMs almost free for one machine, get people in the damn door.
TropicalPossum954 on
Maybe they should lay off more US employees. Scumbags
Rok-SFG on
Sounds like the only reasonble thing to do is fire thousands of actual workers and reward the top 5 or so people with multibillion dollar bonus for a job well done.
discgman on
Azure is turning into expensive trash. Same with AWS.
omgmajk on
I don’t know why but this makes me kind of happy. They really need to learn their lesson at some point, infinite slopification will not be tolerated by the market.
ginkurono on
I’ve moved for Linux full time last month, even all the games I play are working out of the box
ButterscotchLow8950 on
Well, stop forcing Copilot into everything. And Fix Windows 11, or better yet. Burn it to the ground and bring back Windows 10.
🤣🤷🏽♂️
BatForge_Alex on
And an analyst’s conclusion is:
> Microsoft needs to build data centers more quickly.
We all live on a different planet than these people
_b0rt_ on
It’s 2.5% lower than it was a week ago, up 4% YoY, and this entire thread is talking like it’s done for.
Deviantdefective on
This is entirely their own fault they have done for the past 6 months everything conceivable to seemingly purposefully fuck themselves over.
Blackstar1886 on
Killing the upgrade path for millions of users who have perfectly capable hardware is a weird choice when you’re moving towards a SaaS model anyways.
pyabo on
Customers: Please don’t with the AI crap.
Microsoft: HERE’S SOME AI CRAP!!!
Shareholders: Um…
Be_The_Zip on
Good. They do layoffs. Fuck them.
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30% accountability margins, boasting of record profits on top of shitty business practices and their pursuit of AI will do that.
Microslop can die as a corporation for all I care.
Azure is starting to become just a very expensive datacenter and the cloud services they’re releasing are just shitty
you spelled microslop wrong
Maybe pushing that AI garbage, those bullshit user accounts, and intrusive ads displayed the kind of arrogance that’s the hallmark of big corporations. Execs can’t read the room because they don’t want to go in a room where there are little people.
Good.
If only some of my favorite multiplayer games would support Linux, I would turn away from Windows forever
„Hey copilot why is my company losing money?“
And yet tesla announces it’s discontinuing half of its cars and it barely went down.
It’s so obvious that throwing billions into AI is not the answer and yet over and over again the same mistake – it’s embarrassing
Microslop just slopin around must be hard work to make this much consistently slopish slop.
Not being able to search your local machine for files without going through a billion hurdles really bothers me.
Having a hodgepodge of disorganized onion layer settings menus makes everyone cry.
I had to make a second user on my own laptop because the original got messed up and logs me out of all accounts every day. Wasted so much time trying to fix that one. And on and on.
Printer menu. I have 1 printer but every app loads a different printer menu! Complete with different settings, some that reset after every use even though I want the same factors just about every single time.
Oh and I have a faulty driver that crashes my apps unless I have headphones plugged in when loading them. Pure chance I found that work around. Once loaded, I can unplug the headphones and it works fine. What a mess.
Hopefully this will result in ..
1: More application developers developing for viable alternatives like Linux.
2: Actual innovation in the operating system space. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen real benefits and creativity. New operating systems that aren’t dogshit would be welcome. (Hint: Google is also dogshit)
Good fuck nutella
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I hate Apple, but them not buying to the AI craze show they are more careful thinker than Microslop.
In 2010, I would not imagine a world where Microsoft is so disliked by technology professionals as it is today. We used to see people with Macbooks with Win7.
Balmer is mocked a lot, but compared to Nuttella, he seems to at least have more ideas beyond throwing money and forcing features down people throats.
Well leave my Out of the Park Baseball machine alone and stop making me update!
The endless pursuit of innovation is what cause their demise.
Literally nobody asked for Windows 11, Copilot, Edge, etc.
Going Linux asap
many decades of terrible decision making will do that. they deserve to reap everything they’ve sown
MicroBros need to learn from Elon. You don’t actually have to have a product. All you need are ideas and concepts of ideas. Rookie mistake
This is a very good time to buy
1. Make Edge fucking good. Make it secure as fuck, with badass extensions.
2. Disconnect copilot.
3. Make a web version of word (word lite) that’s free and light and badass.
4. Make a really good PDF viewer/creator, connect it to word.
5. Buy Canva but don’t change a fucking thing.
6. Make badass VMs almost free for one machine, get people in the damn door.
Maybe they should lay off more US employees. Scumbags
Sounds like the only reasonble thing to do is fire thousands of actual workers and reward the top 5 or so people with multibillion dollar bonus for a job well done.
Azure is turning into expensive trash. Same with AWS.
I don’t know why but this makes me kind of happy. They really need to learn their lesson at some point, infinite slopification will not be tolerated by the market.
I’ve moved for Linux full time last month, even all the games I play are working out of the box
Well, stop forcing Copilot into everything. And Fix Windows 11, or better yet. Burn it to the ground and bring back Windows 10.
🤣🤷🏽♂️
And an analyst’s conclusion is:
> Microsoft needs to build data centers more quickly.
We all live on a different planet than these people
It’s 2.5% lower than it was a week ago, up 4% YoY, and this entire thread is talking like it’s done for.
This is entirely their own fault they have done for the past 6 months everything conceivable to seemingly purposefully fuck themselves over.
Killing the upgrade path for millions of users who have perfectly capable hardware is a weird choice when you’re moving towards a SaaS model anyways.
Customers: Please don’t with the AI crap.
Microsoft: HERE’S SOME AI CRAP!!!
Shareholders: Um…
Good. They do layoffs. Fuck them.