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Article: Tesla just dropped a financial bomb: 2025 was officially a nightmare, with profits tanking 46 percent and revenue falling for the first time ever. The car business is bleeding, and they only stayed afloat because more than half their profit came from selling emissions credits to other companies.
Elon is trying to pivot to robots and AI to save the day, even as he funnels $2 billion into his other side project, xAI. It’s a total mess, and their once-legendary profit margins have basically vanished into thin air. 📉💸
It does not matter because they are selling hype and unrealistic promises. Cannot put a price tag on that
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Good news everyone!
Rather than pivoting to robotics. Which at this point makes no sense. Tesla should have focused on making the energy storage cheaper. They have that ability to do that right now versus whatever is going to happen with robotics.
Any yet stock rises, he sure knows how to hypnotize his followers with bull crap
Gonna make it all up with ROBOTS! 🙄😂
Oh no! Anyway
Elon just has to dangle that carrot for the Tesla fanboys to keep this charade going just a bit longer…
Sounds like it’s time for Elon to announce full self driving in six months again after the previous 11 times of announcing it in six months again.
Tesla is a huge bubble, and pnly hanging on by telling you the next venture will make a fortune. Now, they are bailing on cars and moving to renewable, after China already has the market dominated.
At this point when do we call it what it is in regards to the market? Makes no sense.
Thats why theyre stopping the production of the S and X to try to explain their profit free fall
Believe it or not… CALLS
This news should send the stock up another 10%
It’s fine, Musk will IPO SpaceX to get another huge stash of money, he’ll pivot to space elevators to uranus next.
Just goes to show you how out of touch the stock market is.
How is the stock so high? I’m not buying his data tracking car and sure as hell not buying a Nazi robot.
But the stock is doing great! Inexplicable.
Guess that’s what happens when you screw people and mess with democracy. Could not have happened to a better person
And that’s with SpaceX using subsidies to purchase a fleet of Cybertrucks.
Hard to believe Roman salutes didn’t translate to shareholder profits?!
just wait until the company gets audited and their government contracts pulled.
Won’t make a lick of difference to their stock price.
What’s crazy is that the Model Y, 3, and S, are pretty solid cars. Especially with them being electric first and only. They’ve effectively decided to give up their spot as a leader in electric cars for what seems like a shot in the dark on robots that no one has asked for. It’s weird.
This proves Elon deserves more money!
/s
Musk‘s new book should be titled “How to Destroy a Brand.“
The trillion dollar package makes more sense now /s
Stock price to ATH later today confirmed
Don’t forget, the merger that created stellantis cost Tesla about $500 million in carbon credits per year
But, but… they beat the lowered expectations…
Gee, maybe they shouldn’t have paid boy genius a trillion dollars to tank their company.
GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE!
AhahahahahahahahahahahaHA
Couldn’t be happier about this for them.
The year is 2028.
Tesla has sold four vehicles, all of which were recalled owing to a production error leading to the occasional decapitation of the driver.
The Cybertruck fleet, left to rot in giant fields, were accidentally updated with an unpatched version of Grok which resulted in the fleet going rogue and terrorising the nation. Roving gangs of Cybertrucks self-identifying as ‚CyberHitler‘ deliberately try to run down everyone it determines as a minority, causing multiple deaths and significant infrastructure damage.
X has been banned from nearly every country on earth due to becoming the greatest repository of CSAM mankind has ever known.
Most factories are burning as incorrect FSD has set the factory of the vehicle’s assembly as a default and unmodifiable ‚home‘ location resulting in hundreds of Tesla vehicles ramming the factories in an attempt to reach the factory floor.
The robotics division has stalled. Once they made an articulated hand and arm capable of jerk off motions on command Elon seized all the prototypes and has not been seen since.
Elon is now on a financial reward scheme of eleventy quadsquillion dollars. Entire legal, finance, and university advanced mathematics departments have been held up for half a year trying to work out how much this actually is.
Robotaxis are due next year. They have been due next year every year since 2025. No one is aware who is working on them.
The market cap and stock has never been higher.
PLEASE let it go bankrupt by 2029 🙏🏻