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45 Kommentare
Lmao his brain is cooked
Narrator: „He has it.“
same guy who dances like he’s stroking two at the same time btw
> “He had one problem,” Trump said. “At a certain age, about 86, 87, he started getting, what do they call it?”
>According to the reporter, Ben Terris, Trump pointed to his forehead and looked towards White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
> “Alzheimer’s,” she said.
>“Like an Alzheimer’s thing,” Trump continued. “Well, I don’t have it.”
not doing a great job making his case lol
Terris then asked Trump if Alzheimer’s is a topic that’s on his mind.
„No, I don’t think about it at all. You know why?” he said. “Because whatever it is, my attitude is whatever.”
This is something you say when you’re trying to deny the truth of something that you know is happening to you
It should be mandatory for presidents to be tested to make sure they have mental capacity annually. MAGA were all for it during Biden’s term.
I don’t have that disease that makes you forget things like the name of the disease that makes you forget things. Surely I’d remember having the disease that makes you forget things.
He probably has vascular dementia…
An old joke:
“Melania, whats the name of the German who keeps hiding things from me?”
“Alzheimer, honey, Alzheimer…”
If trump weren’t such a Nazi POS, I’d really enjoy the laughs.
Hey MAGA and Conspiracy Theorists,
Here is the huge, red flag you have been looking for.
He doesn’t have it. You mean he started out that stupid.
It’s true. Just ask his personal health guru RFK Jr.
Obviously a joke! Funny to forget the name of the disease where you forget things.
/s
Reagan 2.0 nazi boogaloo
Just the difference in vocabulary and word repetition between Trump in 2015 and Trump now is insane.
r/nottheonion
“Aye sir buy Jan’s sin drones?”
He doesn’t have it, he’s actually telling the truth. He has frontotemporal dementia.
This would be perfect for the Futurama fry 80’s man „Don’t you worry about alzeimers, let me worry about [blank]“. Meme
God I wish the stakes were low enough to enjoy how ridiculous this fucker is.
My grandpa with Alzheimer’s had to carry around a notecard in his wallet that just said the word “Alzheimer’s” on it so he could remember what he had
R/nottheonion
Great. We should fund this man’s government. Schumer and crew, get on that postehaste!
The interview this article is from is straight out of North Korea levels of propaganda.
>On December 2, Trump called a Cabinet meeting at the White House. The livestreamed event was over two hours long and featured the kind of outlandish obeisance we have grown accustomed to in his second administration. “Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane,” Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem said. “You even kept the hurricanes away, so we appreciate that.” As his lackeys gushed over his leadership, Trump’s eyelids grew heavier and heavier until finally he appeared to nod off multiple times.
>Shortly after the meeting ended, Leavitt beckoned me into her West Wing office for an interview with Will Scharf, the White House staff secretary. He promptly told me I hadn’t seen what I thought I’d just seen. “He’s always awake, always alert, always knows what’s going on,” said Scharf, whose job requires him to be in almost constant contact with the president. “His work pace is remarkable. My dad is a few years older than he is; my dad couldn’t do the job that the president does. I don’t think I could do the job the president does.” He added, “It’s not dozing. Sometimes if he’s thinking about something — and I made that mistake at first too — he adopts a pose. He leans back or leans forward a little bit, and he either closes his eyes or looks down — because he often takes notes in his lap.”
>When the president rests his eyes, Leavitt chimed in, he’s actually “actively listening.” His energy levels are so good, she claimed, that even elite members of the military can’t keep up with his work schedule. “The Marine sentries who stand outside the Oval Office, they had to request more staff and bring up more Marines because the president is in the Oval Office so much,” she said. “They’ve never had to do that before. They had to request more guys to stand by the door because they are running out of men to fill the shifts.”
>“He’s working harder now than he did in his entire life,” Leavitt added. “Even in real estate when he was on top of the world in New York.”
>All my conversations with members of Trumpworld went like this. “When he signed the Epstein transparency bill, he was here until I think 9:50, 9:45,” White House communications director Steven Cheung later told me. “And the next day, he was here till 9:30. As much as I hate to admit it, I’m exhausted going into the workday and I’m exhausted at the end of the workday trying to keep up with the president.”
>Texas representative Ronny Jackson, Trump’s former physician, recalled for me the time he put the president on a treadmill during his first term to check his heart health and was “shocked” by what he saw. Trump, wearing gym shorts and a T-shirt (“He looked like an athlete, for the record,” Jackson said), spent about ten minutes walking at a brisk pace on an incline — supposedly achieving what fewer than 10 percent of people his age could. “His heart health is so phenomenal, so much so that the cardiologist from his last exam pretty much told his medical team that, based on his age, he’s pretty much done with cardiac workups,” he told me. “Whatever he dies of someday, it won’t be his heart.”
Had this been Biden..it would be front page news.
It’s over. We already lost
Wait this isn’t the onion??
It’s like a Naked Gun bit.
President Don Drebin.
When he went home and googled it, all the hyperlinks were purple
I’m fully expecting whenever he dies they’ll be an autopsy and it’ll say he was the fittest human ever!
To survive, invoke 25
irony level expert
I’ve been against armchair diagnosing him for a while but with this response I’m actually starting to think he might have it.
I’m not making any conclusive positions on that yet but still.
Actual onion headline wth is reality now 🤦♀️
Someone pointed out that one of the current treatment regimens for Alzheimer’s per the Mayo Clinic website involves drug injections via IV every two weeks…
I’ve always said Alzheimer’s is terrible and that I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
Well, it turns out I do.
Slapstick. Too bad it’s not funny.
Not the onion?
Like a kid that just painted your walls with a sharpie, still holding it in its hand while denying doing it 🤦
My grandmother also didn’t think she had it. Last time I saw her, I shook her hand and introduced myself.
Reminds me of that meme – „I may have alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have alzheimer’s.“
Bill Maher will say he was just telling a joke.
I hope they get him accountable for his crimes while he is still aware of himself and his surroundings.
You can’t make this shit up.
Holy unlubricated strap on in the deepest recesses of my ass– Christ of Nazareth that is fucking funny