Microsoft veröffentlicht ZWEITES Notfall-Out-of-Band-Update für Windows 11, um katastrophale Patch-Tuesday-Fehler zu beheben – KB5078127 weltweit veröffentlicht

    https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/windows-11-second-emergency-out-of-band-update-kb5078127-released-address-outlook-bugs

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    1. ithinkitslupis on

      Don’t worry guys, we may have vibe coded the initial buggy patches but we’ve vibed even harder on these patches to those patches and fixed it.

    2. Guys, I’m starting to think that allowing 80% of your coding to be done by a non-deterministic error engine might not be the best idea.

    3. AzerothianLorecraft on

      And this morning when turning on my Windows 10 computer it offered to let me upgrade to 11 I declined yet again and hope for the day that it never pops up again I will downgrade to Windows XP I will not upgrade…lol

    4. Obviously need to layoff some more people

      I got 3 calls from sales reps that ‚lost everything‘ this week. We have 6 total reps

    5. PmMe_Your_Perky_Nips on

      And this is why I haven’t updated windows in over 2 months. So glad I got Pro all those years ago.

    6. no_f-s_given on

      lmfao windows 11 is such a train wreck. Satya has f-ed microsoft up badly.

    7. zombie_spaceman on

      Maybe relying so much on AI to write the code for Windows was a bad move afterall

    8. schroedingerskoala on

      Don’t worry guys, MicroSlops‘ CEO Nutella’s golden parachute is safe. Such a relief!

    9. timfountain4444 on

      AI slop is spilling over into their regular OS updates. Sloppy work Microsoft.

    10. Infiniti_151 on

      The downfall of Microslop. Can’t even imagine how bad Windows 12 is gonna be

    11. Expensive_Finger_973 on

      Remember when the CEO said CoPilot adds code to 70% of their codebase these days? Really sounds like it is doing a bang up job. /s

    12. studentofarkad on

      Lmaoooo I’m chilling with Linux mint. I’m not even trying to go deep into arch (although one day) or dkstro hop. Everything just works man.

    13. DrMacintosh01 on

      ATP stop updating Windows 11. Just stay on your version until you’re forced to update by Microslop.

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