Snowflakes afraid of being associated with ICE memes.
ElderSmackJack on
Had to make sure this wasn’t an Onion headline.
CouchCorrespondent on
FEMA continues to be treated like a abused person.
Can’t go out and help people.
Can’t say certain things.
Can’t do anything unless the abuser okays it.
thieh on
Watch out for solidified H2O then?
Infamous_Employer_85 on
We have become a country led by morons
Toadfinger on
ICE is causing tremendous suffering in Blue States while an actual ice storm is about to cause tremendous suffering in Red states. *Republicans: line one! God is calling!*
jasandliz on
Do not sell out your hard earned Liberty in the name of rounding up criminals. Your rights as an American are being infringed.
Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.“ – Ben Franklin
if you haven’t seen this, its huge, LE calling out ICE on constitutional issues. It would be front page news if it wasn’t for nuking Greenland: SHARE IT EVERYWHERE: [Brooklyn Park Police Chief Mark Bruley: „We’re hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they’re here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color…it has to stop“ : ](https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1qib372/brooklyn_park_police_chief_mark_bruley_were/)[r/minnesota](https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/)
Door to Door raids by masked federal agents, detention and assault on law abiding citizens – without cause. Pepper spraying peaceful protesters? AYFKM? This is a bipartisan nightmare.
If your’re not on r/minnesota get on it.
Syrairc on
Beware of Frozen Crystallized Water
craniumcanyon on
Watch out for „the solid state of water“.
Troll_in_the_Knoll on
The FEMA road condition warnings will now read: Beware of the formation of solid, crystalline form of water, characterized by a structured hexagonal lattice of molecules held by hydrogen bonds on roadways and especially over bridges and overpasses. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
LabRat_X on
Surely a sign of a well-functioning society 🤦♂️
OpenImagination9 on
How about “Watch out for an unconstitutional mercenary force?”
nickitynock on
From what I’ve seen ICE needs to watch out for ice.
Pockydo on
Ice knows they’re losing the optic battle and they’re desperate not to be mocked more
Conservatives literally don’t understand the Streisand effect
Gapingthevoid on
Beyond stupid
Old_Channel44 on
Oh good. Now people are having accidents because of actual ice because this administration is so evil.
Ok_Character_5532 on
“We don’t want people to hypothetically make fun of us in the *future*, thus we’re gonna send out a pathetic memo so that they can make fun of us for looking insecure and cowardly in the *present*”
PaulWoolsey on
This is the dumbest AND darkest timeline.
rudebii on
r/nottheonion
Timeformayo on
Simple solution: „Watch out for Nazis on bridges and overpasses.“
Futt_Bucker_Fred on
If they’re so worried about mockery, why don’t they just stop doing things worthy of mockery?
It really is that simple.
CrimsonHeretic on
This is the stupidest fucking country on the planet.
actuallyapossom on
Somebody could make a really depressing coffee table book out of headlines and articles of the last decade.
falilth on
Thats funny all the road signs down i-35 all week have been “ ice prevention operations ahead“ which has made me laugh every time I see it. Granted its more a sensible chuckle today.
Stunning_Mast2001 on
this is how you know you’re on the right track as a governing agency /s
BallBearingBill on
Trump can post images of shitting on the country but FEMA can try to save lives because the administration is worried that it might become a meme? What is this timeline?
cairhead13 on
What a bunch of fucking babies!
Ill-Tea9411 on
This truly is the dumbest timeline.
Inspectorgadget4250 on
America has lost its fucking mind.
QuestionablePanda22 on
There have been plenty of crazy headlines but this is the headline that is going to put the onion out of business
tmax1976 on
Ok….”warning, ice may be present”
AlienBurnerBigfoot on
oh for gods sake!!!! this is getting ridiculous.
fultonchain on
If true (and I’m sure it is) this might the craziest shit yet.
Everyone throws around Orwell, but this is truly Orwellian. Newspeak is alive and well, right there with „alternative facts“ and AI altered images. All at the behest of the Party.
LiveLaughLoaded on
lmfao no way.
ailish on
I didn’t think there could be a bigger snowflake than Trump in the government but it looks like they managed to do it.
Flat-Emergency4891 on
Well they backed themselves into that corner. Yes, watch out for ICE. It’s slippery, especially when it comes to getting away with murder.
MagnusTheCooker on
Pathetic
401kmaxxing on
Didn’t the DHS defend the white house photoshopping the arrested protester woman’s face to make it look like she was crying by saying “the memes will continue”?
LuvKrahft on
Fine, go with “Watch out for DHS Nazis”.
merrysunshine2 on
New code just dropped
We can say it, if anyone gets “offended” just say it was about the weather
It’d be an easy way to ID a non-maga & feel safe/warn one another or whatever.
Gold_Cut_8966 on
>FEMA staff have been told to use words like “freezing rain” instead, according to the source, although a FEMA spokesperson denied the report Friday in a statement.
Literally a completely different weather event… such insane idiocy in what could be a very deadly storm, especially in the South.
ThatOldEngineerGuy on
Watch out for ice.
Also, watch out for ICE.
I’m not FEMA. Fuck you..
WarlordGrom on
This sounds like a goddamned *The Onion* headline.
EVERYTHING sounds like a goddamned the *The Onion* headline in this regime…
maeryclarity on
Someone was talking to me about this today. About the verbal gymnastics that the weather forecasters were doing to avoid saying ICE was a problem. Ridiculous times we live in.
MellyKidd on
Are they going to ban the word “snowflakes” next? Because that’s what they are.
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The emergency disaster agency is worried its warnings will be turned into memes, thanks to what ICE is doing across the country.
>But, they aren’t allowed to use “ice” in any of their messaging because their superiors at the Department of Homeland Security are worried about internet mockery thanks to the actions of [Immigration and Customs Enforcement](https://newrepublic.com/post/205620/ice-minnesota-protesters-judges-arrest-warrants-evidence), CNN [reports](https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/23/politics/fema-ice-storm-memes).
Snowflakes afraid of being associated with ICE memes.
Had to make sure this wasn’t an Onion headline.
FEMA continues to be treated like a abused person.
Can’t go out and help people.
Can’t say certain things.
Can’t do anything unless the abuser okays it.
Watch out for solidified H2O then?
We have become a country led by morons
ICE is causing tremendous suffering in Blue States while an actual ice storm is about to cause tremendous suffering in Red states. *Republicans: line one! God is calling!*
Do not sell out your hard earned Liberty in the name of rounding up criminals. Your rights as an American are being infringed.
Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.“ – Ben Franklin
if you haven’t seen this, its huge, LE calling out ICE on constitutional issues. It would be front page news if it wasn’t for nuking Greenland: SHARE IT EVERYWHERE: [Brooklyn Park Police Chief Mark Bruley: „We’re hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they’re here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color…it has to stop“ : ](https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1qib372/brooklyn_park_police_chief_mark_bruley_were/)[r/minnesota](https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/)
Door to Door raids by masked federal agents, detention and assault on law abiding citizens – without cause. Pepper spraying peaceful protesters? AYFKM? This is a bipartisan nightmare.
If your’re not on r/minnesota get on it.
Beware of Frozen Crystallized Water
Watch out for „the solid state of water“.
The FEMA road condition warnings will now read: Beware of the formation of solid, crystalline form of water, characterized by a structured hexagonal lattice of molecules held by hydrogen bonds on roadways and especially over bridges and overpasses. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Surely a sign of a well-functioning society 🤦♂️
How about “Watch out for an unconstitutional mercenary force?”
From what I’ve seen ICE needs to watch out for ice.
Ice knows they’re losing the optic battle and they’re desperate not to be mocked more
Conservatives literally don’t understand the Streisand effect
Beyond stupid
Oh good. Now people are having accidents because of actual ice because this administration is so evil.
“We don’t want people to hypothetically make fun of us in the *future*, thus we’re gonna send out a pathetic memo so that they can make fun of us for looking insecure and cowardly in the *present*”
This is the dumbest AND darkest timeline.
r/nottheonion
Simple solution: „Watch out for Nazis on bridges and overpasses.“
If they’re so worried about mockery, why don’t they just stop doing things worthy of mockery?
It really is that simple.
This is the stupidest fucking country on the planet.
Somebody could make a really depressing coffee table book out of headlines and articles of the last decade.
Thats funny all the road signs down i-35 all week have been “ ice prevention operations ahead“ which has made me laugh every time I see it. Granted its more a sensible chuckle today.
this is how you know you’re on the right track as a governing agency /s
Trump can post images of shitting on the country but FEMA can try to save lives because the administration is worried that it might become a meme? What is this timeline?
What a bunch of fucking babies!
This truly is the dumbest timeline.
America has lost its fucking mind.
There have been plenty of crazy headlines but this is the headline that is going to put the onion out of business
Ok….”warning, ice may be present”
oh for gods sake!!!! this is getting ridiculous.
If true (and I’m sure it is) this might the craziest shit yet.
Everyone throws around Orwell, but this is truly Orwellian. Newspeak is alive and well, right there with „alternative facts“ and AI altered images. All at the behest of the Party.
lmfao no way.
I didn’t think there could be a bigger snowflake than Trump in the government but it looks like they managed to do it.
Well they backed themselves into that corner. Yes, watch out for ICE. It’s slippery, especially when it comes to getting away with murder.
Pathetic
Didn’t the DHS defend the white house photoshopping the arrested protester woman’s face to make it look like she was crying by saying “the memes will continue”?
Fine, go with “Watch out for DHS Nazis”.
New code just dropped
We can say it, if anyone gets “offended” just say it was about the weather
It’d be an easy way to ID a non-maga & feel safe/warn one another or whatever.
>FEMA staff have been told to use words like “freezing rain” instead, according to the source, although a FEMA spokesperson denied the report Friday in a statement.
Literally a completely different weather event… such insane idiocy in what could be a very deadly storm, especially in the South.
Watch out for ice.
Also, watch out for ICE.
I’m not FEMA. Fuck you..
This sounds like a goddamned *The Onion* headline.
EVERYTHING sounds like a goddamned the *The Onion* headline in this regime…
Someone was talking to me about this today. About the verbal gymnastics that the weather forecasters were doing to avoid saying ICE was a problem. Ridiculous times we live in.
Are they going to ban the word “snowflakes” next? Because that’s what they are.