The virgin computer geek who got a job at Meta: Finally!
ResilientBiscuit on
Wow, that’s the actual headline too… Figured it was a typo when it was posted to Reddit.
not_the_fox on
„Hey Everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!“
tabrizzi on
So they are going to get *laid*.
Lucky bastards!
Livos99 on
Fucked either way.
MrCalabunga on
Caroline Ellison was released today and she’s already Meta’s event coordinator.
Aeronzz on
Lmao @ the headline
orangeflyingmonkey_ on
This headline written by an AI. a very horny AI.
ebfortin on
The 15B a year division that made avatars with no legs?
Aggravating-Salad441 on
Prompt: „Optimize headline for engagement.“
Wise_Temperature9142 on
Joke headline aside, it wasn’t that long ago that Zuckerberg was all in on VR, and spending a ton of money on it too. I wonder if the people at Meta saw the change in strategy when AI became the hot thing and joined other teams at Meta.
Why Zuck bro couldn’t sell his Meta verse vision. Pathetic. Facebook threads insta is all bots and scams.
dabestgoat on
Hopefully they brought protection.
arstarsta on
Like in reality or virtual?
VitaminDprived on
They won’t get laid, silly. They’re engineers.
(Source: an engineer)
pc3600 on
Remember when Meta said we were all gonna be working in vr soon yeah and they pushing ai the same way too these mofos cannot be trusted in anything they say
casseltrace87 on
Ive heard of euphemisms for firing someone but this might be a winner
Mike92104 on
I hope it’s consensual.
WatchOutIGotYou on
Time for you to get laid
*points gun*
MrSquigglyPub3s on
Nice, I wanna get laid too
justhitmidlife on
Finally it’s time
roentgen85 on
*The Gang Get Laid*
iblastoff on
„the company was planning to lay off about 1,500 workers, or about 10 percent of its Reality Labs division“
lol they have 15,000 people working on the metaverse? and that product was the best they could do? jesus christ.
Call555JackChop on
Meta just keeps trying to chase trends but they’re woeful inept at it
Low_Technician7346 on
80 billions to the metaverse dumped
And they’re going to dump 600 billions for AI but I think its a lie because Zuck tried to please Trump when he said that
ashandrien on
This is what they’re offering in tech compensation now? Preying on virgins….Trump’s America!
ElSupaToto on
I’ve said it before: no sympathy for anyone laid off by Meta. If you take a job with a vile company, expect vile behavior
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How do I get in on that orgy?
The virgin computer geek who got a job at Meta: Finally!
Wow, that’s the actual headline too… Figured it was a typo when it was posted to Reddit.
„Hey Everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!“
So they are going to get *laid*.
Lucky bastards!
Fucked either way.
Caroline Ellison was released today and she’s already Meta’s event coordinator.
Lmao @ the headline
This headline written by an AI. a very horny AI.
The 15B a year division that made avatars with no legs?
Prompt: „Optimize headline for engagement.“
Joke headline aside, it wasn’t that long ago that Zuckerberg was all in on VR, and spending a ton of money on it too. I wonder if the people at Meta saw the change in strategy when AI became the hot thing and joined other teams at Meta.
„Tonight at The Pit. Everyone Gets Laid.“
caddyshack.gif
Dam why didn’t I apply for a job there
::guy knocks on server room door::
Umm yah I’m here for the gangbang?
[Rodney Dangerfield – We’re all going to get laid](https://youtube.com/shorts/22y10TLhQtc?si=-SErJ-KS59z4qex-)
Why Zuck bro couldn’t sell his Meta verse vision. Pathetic. Facebook threads insta is all bots and scams.
Hopefully they brought protection.
Like in reality or virtual?
They won’t get laid, silly. They’re engineers.
(Source: an engineer)
Remember when Meta said we were all gonna be working in vr soon yeah and they pushing ai the same way too these mofos cannot be trusted in anything they say
Ive heard of euphemisms for firing someone but this might be a winner
I hope it’s consensual.
Time for you to get laid
*points gun*
Nice, I wanna get laid too
Finally it’s time
*The Gang Get Laid*
„the company was planning to lay off about 1,500 workers, or about 10 percent of its Reality Labs division“
lol they have 15,000 people working on the metaverse? and that product was the best they could do? jesus christ.
Meta just keeps trying to chase trends but they’re woeful inept at it
80 billions to the metaverse dumped
And they’re going to dump 600 billions for AI but I think its a lie because Zuck tried to please Trump when he said that
This is what they’re offering in tech compensation now? Preying on virgins….Trump’s America!
I’ve said it before: no sympathy for anyone laid off by Meta. If you take a job with a vile company, expect vile behavior