„Evakuierung“ von Davos nach „ungewöhnlichem Geruch und Husten“ im Anschluss an Trumps Krisengespräche mit der NATO und führenden Politikern der Welt

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15483255/trump-davos-speech-greenland-live-updates.html?ICID=ref_fark

Von ByGollie

34 Kommentare

  1. real_grown_ass_man on

    so basically nato was saved because Trump shit his pants and had to go home?

  2. Routine_Service6801 on

    It’s IQ62 mortal coil decomposing around his hallucinating AI core.

  3. Pianist-Putrid on

    As easily as the jokes flow from this… Who wants to check back in 30 days, and see if Trump has claimed he was being targeted for assassination, and uses this as a justification for something atrocious? This is ridiculous. When is enough, enough?

  4. As a Canadian, I sometimes peruse the other country subs just to see what they say about the orange moron….and this thread did not disappoint lol

  5. I’m seeing other, equally questionable sources reporting a fire in a nearby building.

  6. Did you see the way he was standing at the podium? He looked like a toddler taking a “secret” poop.

  7. This is the Daily Heil, with a very pro-Trump readerbase and check the comments. All the top voted ones are anti-Trump.

    This Greenland thing is a massive own goal. He’s even pissed off the right wingers here.

  8. Capital_Resident_872 on

    „And no president in the history of the US has ever been this outstanding at being incontinent. It’s incredible, quite frankly. Everywhere I go they ask me ‚Daddy, can you take another presidential shit in your diaper for us?‘. My wife gets embarrassed, but they all love me, so of course I do it for them. They keep looking all disgusted like special needs people every time I enter the room, but they’ve got no reason to, quite frankly. ‚Donald, stop talking about your bowel movements.‘ He just gave me this note here, so I guess I’ll do that now.“

  9. idkwhattofeelrnthx on

    You know everyone can’t stand you when they make up this kind of issue to get away from you because no one wanted to be the one having to talk to the orange decreped

  10. Space-Turtle88 on

    I think we need an AMA with the people that do their laundry and dry cleaning. There has to be some real horror stories from those workers.

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