Durch das Patch-Tuesday-Update verweigern Windows-PCs das Herunterfahren
https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/16/patch_tuesday_secure_launch_bug_no_shutdown/?td=rt-3a
Durch das Patch-Tuesday-Update verweigern Windows-PCs das Herunterfahren
https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/16/patch_tuesday_secure_launch_bug_no_shutdown/?td=rt-3a
9 Kommentare
Have they tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? My computer usually shuts down due to lack of power.
Friggin‘ AI /s
“I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t do that.”
It isn’t a bug, it’s a feature.
This is how they make sure to steal 100% of your data and learn to predict your behavior.
I didn’t notice anything.
Maybe it’s because I’m still on Win10?
I needed IT to fix something on my work computer a few weeks ago and while he was remote accessing my system it said I had an uptime of more than 30 days. Odd because I shut it down at the end of each workday. He said Windows is odd in that it doesn’t fully shut itself down unless you restart.
It put mine into a bios boot loop
Alternatively a perfect firewall is unplugging your machine as soon as something funky starts happening.
Microslop PR response, probably: „it appears that we are having issues with our agentic patch creation and delivery super AI magic pipeline, we will invetigate with our agentic AI investigation tools“