Ricky Gervais After Life-Hundestatue in Hemel zerstört

I heard its shadow was going round pushing people off their bikes an‘ that

Christ, local newspaper websites are just impossible now, aren’t they?
Nothing more than a plague of braindead adverts paid for by dismal companies which will see zero return because nobody bar the mentally ill ever visits longer than a millisecond after realising the horror on which they’ve clicked.