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    Trump, 79, sendet eine wirklich seltsame Bettel-E-Mail von „sterbendem Laptop“, während er „allein im Dunkeln“ ist


    Trump, 79, sendet eine wirklich seltsame Bettel-E-Mail von „sterbendem Laptop“, während er „allein im Dunkeln“ ist

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-79-sends-seriously-weird-begging-email-from-dying-laptop-while-alone-in-the-dark/

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    1. Hyperica on

      I feel like I heard about an email like this from Meidas Touch or something a year or two ago. Am I stuck in a time loop?

    2. Retaining-Wall on

      I don’t often pull out the ladder for TDB but I couldn’t resist this one.

      Honestly, it’s less weird and more cringe. He’s trying to paint the image of him up late at night working his (tiny) balls off, with the dying laptop, after all the lights have been turned off for the day (yeah right) but in reality it was just… Yeah I guess TDB you’re kinda right, it was strange.

      But mostly cringe.

    3. TheParadoxigm on

      >Dementia often causes paranoia, manifesting as intense, irrational suspicion or false beliefs (delusions) like theft or infidelity, stemming from cognitive decline that makes it hard to process reality, misinterpret surroundings, or remember where items are placed

    4. Writer_In_Residence on

      The clickbait is just sad now.

      He routinely melts down at 2 am on TS and rarely makes sense anymore about anything. This is not news.

      ETA: I take that back. If he’s not raging about something, then it is very much news.

    5. Initial-Toe-9512 on

      Surely he knows someone who can charge the laptop and turn on the light switch…

    6. SWJenks on

      “I’m the president of the United States, but I currently can’t access my crypto accounts. If you can send me $100 now I can repay you millions when I get access back!”

      This grifter is legit doing a Nigerian email scheme…

    7. Super_Literature7109 on

      Every time I think the emails can’t get weirder, they absolutely do. Like why is the laptop dying part of the pitch. Am I supposed to feel bad for the computer now too.

    8. _Dont_Quote_Me_ on

      It’s from a donation request email…

      Excerpt here:

      >The message, sent from one of the president’s fundraising lists and headed with a black-and-white portrait of Trump, 79, begins, “Some people are saying: This is SAD!” before launching into a melodramatic scene.

      >“I’m sitting here. Alone. In the war room. Fighting for you. The rest of the staff went home hours ago. It’s just me, one dying laptop, and the 72-hour countdown clock to my first mid-month deadline of the year just RANG.“

      Look, I hate DJT a much as the next Canadian (I actually have a particular seething hate for him since I LEFT the US to get away from him, but of course a rapist doesn’t respect boundaries…) but this isn’t a story. It’s a marketing email trying to paint the idiot in chief as a lone solider.

      The real story is how laughable it is to assume this guy wasn’t sleeping half the day away and his laptop is dying because he keeps trying to plug a USB-C cord into JD Vance’s asshole.

    10. DeuceGnarly on

      Only an absolute moron would believe that orange idiot does any „work“ at all. His only interaction with a laptop is when he has a stooge scroll through grok generated child porn for him. The fucking dipshit sat in a tesla – probably the first time he sat in a driver’s seat of a car (let’s not forget the toot-toot „I’m a trucker“ day he had) and said „It’s all computer!“ like a stupid child that’d never seen a computer.

      This is dipshit marketing for dipshit magats.

    12. DemandredG on

      Hopefully it’s the dying flicker of the last of his brain cells, so this nightmare may be shifting gears soon.

    18. StartlingCat on

      Man…anytime I see a post title start with „Trump, 79, …. “ my hopes get up to see one specific word after that.

    19. KJS123 on

      The only time I want to see the words „Trump“ & „Dying“ in an article headline, is when it’s a cause for relief.

    20. Darkfigure145 on

      I wouldn’t be surprised if years from now we found out these scams were just ways for foreign governments to pay him off for something.

    21. Topheriffic on

      This is so god damn weird. Im Canadian and I dont know what the fuck is going on any more.

    22. CatalyticDragon on

      I like how it insists that him being impeach is a worse outcome than „your children being brainwashed“.

    23. fultonchain on

      The President of the United States apparently doesn’t know how to plug in a laptop.

      Electricity, how does it work?

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