What did I do to deserve to be born in this timeline? This is insanity.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42 on
Ah, the old „that guy can’t rape you if I’m already raping you“ trick.
Neceon on
3 day operation.
Morden013 on
Wrong.
Europe can stop it and it needs to stop it. We don’t need to replace one dictator with the other for protection.
Larkalis on
Lmao, we are approaching 4 years of the „3-day“ special operation
Fun_Worry_2601 on
Does russia even have a navy that can reach Greenland?
Gold-Flatworm-4313 on
Russia so strong their navy lost to country without a navy
Kawaflow on
“Because we own your president. He will do whatever we tell him.”
Fantastic_Calamity on
The same Russia that just had an oil tanker stolen from them by the USA while they watched from a frigate and a submarine?
The Russia that’s using donkeys to move elements around in Ukraine? The Russia that’s sending people to the front in in wheelchairs and on crutches?
The Russia that can’t stop any of their refineries, pipelines and storage facilities from burning just about daily?
The Russia that had one of their subs hit while at dock?
THAT Russia?
chodgson625 on
Russia is going to send its elite force of kidnapped Africans with land mines strapped to them across the Bering Straight on amphibious donkeys
Amoral_Abe on
I mean….
* Russia couldn’t stop Trump from snatching Maduro despite pledging to protect him.
* Russia couldn’t stop Trump from seizing the cargo ship with the Russian flag painted on despite sending subs and pleading with US diplomats.
* Russia couldn’t stop the US from bombing Iran despite doing everything they could.
* Russia couldn’t stop the US from now seizing many more cargo ships from Russia’s shadow fleet.
I sort of feel like when Russia says „we can stop the US“ they’re full of shit.
That being said… WTF TRUMP!!! STOP FUCKING OVER AMERICA AND ITS ALLIES YOU PEDO FUCK.
Kipaya on
If Russia could, it would. But it can’t, so it doesn’t. Putin just wants to appear strong after getting humiliated for almost 4 years in Ukraine.
Wither-Wander-Wonder on
Got to hand it to Vlad the Inhaler. He really came through with his plans to diminish the US and fracture NATO without firing a single bullet at the West. Of course, he had a lot of help from Neonazi Elmo, Lizardman Zuckerberg, etc. And it took a barely sapient, corrupt, vain, addled Nectarine Nimrod and one major political party going all in on burning it all down to grift until the end. Cheers, you Slavic KGB f#cker!
Lucibeanlollipop on
Russia can’t stop shit.
TechNaWolf on
The same Russia that’s stopping Ukraine?
BirthrightOwner49 on
You mean the reason why Russia exhumed graves in Russia and Jerusalem is only one who can stop it…shrug…ok…
But realize who comes with…BDO…UN…ICC…NATO…WHO…
Hire someone smarter than you…Universal concept…lol…
AdviceFit1692 on
Like you stopped Venezuela? and Iran? and Syria?
Jensen1994 on
Not very subtle now are they. „Only Russia can stop it {because Russia ordered it}“
TheCrippledKing on
The sad thing is that they are absolutely right. One phone call from Putin and Trump would drop this in an instant.
CrimsonAntifascist on
And China as well, i think.
Select-Plenty6833 on
Pay attention my little bald gargoyle ass over here!!
I’m a war criminal too!!
We are a really strong military, I swear, look at all the bots telling you as much!
Plus, we are bringing back cavalry on horses and donkeys!
Stop ignoring me!!
Ballistic-Bob on
Sit down Russia…
Everyone_is_808 on
Oh. So it’s all a plot to get Ukraine to give up land so Russia stops the „Greenland invasion?“
bombacladshotta on
Well, kinda true since Putin’s puppet would dance as Putin pleases.
RebelliousInNature on
Oh yeah? Russia couldn’t fight sleep. Have you resorted to throwing snowballs at Ukraine yet? Do you still have anyone to throw snowballs or do you have more North Koreans up your sleeve? And how about your navy? Still got one? Are you sure?
Known_Week_158 on
Russia can’t even stop Ukraine. They’ve been trying for years and the Ukrainian military, despite its problems, is still a potent fighting force.
Cynical_Classicist on
I remember the papers saying that Trump was needed to stand up to Russia. Now we have this!
Guyskee on
Russia couldn’t stop at a red light. Paper tiger.
---Ka1--- on
Are the Russians about to go to war with nazis again?
Ever-Here on
Its because russia told Trump to do it.
Their not confessing, they are bragging.
Tilladarling on
Ah, Medvedev running his mouth again. Just a regular Friday, then *hic* 🍷 🍺 🍻 🥃 🍸
Capital_Cockmuncher on
Russia and its non existent military prowess? I love Russia but this aint it
jvo203 on
Is that because Russia has ordered Trump to take over Greenland in the first place? Is this an admission of guilt, of planting the idea in Trump’s mind?
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What did I do to deserve to be born in this timeline? This is insanity.
Ah, the old „that guy can’t rape you if I’m already raping you“ trick.
3 day operation.
Wrong.
Europe can stop it and it needs to stop it. We don’t need to replace one dictator with the other for protection.
Lmao, we are approaching 4 years of the „3-day“ special operation
Does russia even have a navy that can reach Greenland?
Russia so strong their navy lost to country without a navy
“Because we own your president. He will do whatever we tell him.”
The same Russia that just had an oil tanker stolen from them by the USA while they watched from a frigate and a submarine?
The Russia that’s using donkeys to move elements around in Ukraine? The Russia that’s sending people to the front in in wheelchairs and on crutches?
The Russia that can’t stop any of their refineries, pipelines and storage facilities from burning just about daily?
The Russia that had one of their subs hit while at dock?
THAT Russia?
Russia is going to send its elite force of kidnapped Africans with land mines strapped to them across the Bering Straight on amphibious donkeys
I mean….
* Russia couldn’t stop Trump from snatching Maduro despite pledging to protect him.
* Russia couldn’t stop Trump from seizing the cargo ship with the Russian flag painted on despite sending subs and pleading with US diplomats.
* Russia couldn’t stop the US from bombing Iran despite doing everything they could.
* Russia couldn’t stop the US from now seizing many more cargo ships from Russia’s shadow fleet.
I sort of feel like when Russia says „we can stop the US“ they’re full of shit.
That being said… WTF TRUMP!!! STOP FUCKING OVER AMERICA AND ITS ALLIES YOU PEDO FUCK.
If Russia could, it would. But it can’t, so it doesn’t. Putin just wants to appear strong after getting humiliated for almost 4 years in Ukraine.
Got to hand it to Vlad the Inhaler. He really came through with his plans to diminish the US and fracture NATO without firing a single bullet at the West. Of course, he had a lot of help from Neonazi Elmo, Lizardman Zuckerberg, etc. And it took a barely sapient, corrupt, vain, addled Nectarine Nimrod and one major political party going all in on burning it all down to grift until the end. Cheers, you Slavic KGB f#cker!
Russia can’t stop shit.
The same Russia that’s stopping Ukraine?
You mean the reason why Russia exhumed graves in Russia and Jerusalem is only one who can stop it…shrug…ok…
But realize who comes with…BDO…UN…ICC…NATO…WHO…
Hire someone smarter than you…Universal concept…lol…
Like you stopped Venezuela? and Iran? and Syria?
Not very subtle now are they. „Only Russia can stop it {because Russia ordered it}“
The sad thing is that they are absolutely right. One phone call from Putin and Trump would drop this in an instant.
And China as well, i think.
Pay attention my little bald gargoyle ass over here!!
I’m a war criminal too!!
We are a really strong military, I swear, look at all the bots telling you as much!
Plus, we are bringing back cavalry on horses and donkeys!
Stop ignoring me!!
Sit down Russia…
Oh. So it’s all a plot to get Ukraine to give up land so Russia stops the „Greenland invasion?“
Well, kinda true since Putin’s puppet would dance as Putin pleases.
Oh yeah? Russia couldn’t fight sleep. Have you resorted to throwing snowballs at Ukraine yet? Do you still have anyone to throw snowballs or do you have more North Koreans up your sleeve? And how about your navy? Still got one? Are you sure?
Russia can’t even stop Ukraine. They’ve been trying for years and the Ukrainian military, despite its problems, is still a potent fighting force.
I remember the papers saying that Trump was needed to stand up to Russia. Now we have this!
Russia couldn’t stop at a red light. Paper tiger.
Are the Russians about to go to war with nazis again?
Its because russia told Trump to do it.
Their not confessing, they are bragging.
Ah, Medvedev running his mouth again. Just a regular Friday, then *hic* 🍷 🍺 🍻 🥃 🍸
Russia and its non existent military prowess? I love Russia but this aint it
Is that because Russia has ordered Trump to take over Greenland in the first place? Is this an admission of guilt, of planting the idea in Trump’s mind?