Polio, Beulenpest und Pocken konkurrieren darum, wer sich als nächstes wieder in Kanada etablieren kann
Polio, Bubonic Plague, Smallpox compete to see who can re-establish themselves in Canada next
Polio, Beulenpest und Pocken konkurrieren darum, wer sich als nächstes wieder in Kanada etablieren kann
Polio, Bubonic Plague, Smallpox compete to see who can re-establish themselves in Canada next
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Yeah, not as crazy as it sounds …
> With the announcement that Canada has officially lost its measles elimination status, a new social media phenomenon has established where individuals have been taking sides on which other formerly endemic diseases they want to see establish themselves next in the country.
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> Smallpox was also trending quite highly, but could not be reached for comment, as it currently only exists at the Centres for Disease Control in Atlanta. However, speaking on the subject, United States Secretary for Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. put out a statement on social media saying: “We will not get outcompeted by Canada in our efforts to strengthen the immune systems of the national population. All options are open.”
What are the odds on polymarket?
I’m immune to polio, theoretically immune to smallpox, and plague is pretty easy to treat these days.
Gonna need to get some wild ass dancing fever going. Anyone got some spoiled rye grain?
Bubonic Plague would add just the right medieval touch to current events. I would buy a hand bell, wear a hoodie, and go up and down the street like that scene in Monty Python.
Must be that new IRCC program for infectious diseases.