Natürlich nicht Birkenstock, aber wird das deutsch genug sein?

I don’t know, it looks very Nazareth to me

If you want to represent an 80 year old guy!? Perhaps, but still not typical german.

Needs white socks. At least light grey.

No one is going to care about your shoes.

White socks knee-high and shorts. I know it’s winter but sadly that’s the law.

NO!

Since Birkenstock became part of L Catterton, the quality has declined dramatically, and many people I know no longer want Birkenstocks. I have a pair of shoes that are 20 years old and I still wear them (yes, Birkenstock also makes shoes), and last year I bought an identical pair that already look worse than the old ones. I have no idea what they’re doing these days. Your shoes look good, now you just need to wear white socks 😉

rookie mistake. White socks of course