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  1. First-Egg-713 on

    All that means is the vice president wasn’t important enough to be captured for the americans. 

    She can live next to assad in moscow now

  2. KrasnovNotSoSecretAg on

    Getting crowded in Moscow, maybe they need to open some windows to vent the place.

  3. I bet Khamenei is pissing himself and thinking about fleeing to Russia right now.

  4. I’m excited to see the mental gymnastics redditors will have to go through once they realize how in bed this regime was with Russia

  5. So if she’s fled, that leaves the Minister of the Interior as the next biggest figure it seems.

  6. CourierFive on

    They collecting those, or what? The EX-whatever, I mean.
    Vlad the Collector

  7. Well that was quick… I think the **orchestrated surrender** scenario (by Maduro and/or people close to him) seems more and more plausible, with many players ready to give up Maduro and head for the exit.

  8. Off to join Yanukovich and Assad in Putin’s exclusive Moscow’s Dictator in Exile Club(TM)

  9. Useful-Employee9605 on

    Coward ran away, shows her commitment to herself and the millions of dollars she probably stole from the Venezuelan people.

  10. nice_pickle_ on

    Don’t think the VP is gonna be leaving Russia. Watch out for them windows

  11. You know those jokes where you get a bunch of prominent world leaders or famous political figures that are _dead_ in Heaven (or Hell) and they talk over tea or some such? Now imagine it is Russia instead, except a) they’re only dead _inside_ and b) this is not a joke any more.

    — So, what ~~are you in here for~~ did you have to do to get extracted?
    — Well, you know, the usual, they took hold of my bank accounts and now I am one of the sponsors of his special military operation. You?
    — Oh, nothing major like that — had a hacienda that turned out Putin always liked, someone showed him a picture I think, so he made me an offer I couldn’t well refuse…

    *In walks in Viktor Bout*

    — Comrades, what’s with the sad faces? I brought some choice vodka, we’re going to the firing range later on to fire some new automatics I’ve got hold of, put on some smiles, please!

  12. Quaaaaaaaaaa on

    There are two possible options here:

    The dictatorship disbands and Venezuela lives happily ever after.

    Or…

    The various paramilitary groups fight for power in Venezuela.

  13. RecentTwo544 on

    BBC are reporting Maria Corina Machado (who legitimately won the election according to most reports, and won the Nobel Peace Prize last year) is in Norway and Trump wants her as the new Venezuelan leader.

    Works quite well I think to be honest.

    But we all know exactly what Trump is thinking here. „I installed last year’s Nobel Peace Prize winner as leader of her country, an election she rightfully won, I made peace, so…. cough cough“

  14. shadrackandthemandem on

    Maybe she can get her medical assistant license and work in Assad’s optometry practice.

  15. Present_Student4891 on

    Why isn’t she fighting to the death for Venezuela’s sovereignty?

  16. What a fortunate coincidence. She didn’t arrive with a suitcase containing 50 million, did she?

  17. >Jan 3 (Reuters) – Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodriguez is in Russia, four sources familiar with her movements said on Saturday, after President Donald Trump said President Nicolas Maduro had been seized by U.S. forces after an attack on the country.

    >Her brother, Jorge Rodriguez, the head of the national assembly, is in Caracas, three sources with knowledge of his whereabouts said.

    >Delcy Rodriguez appeared in an audio message on state television earlier in the day, calling for proof of life of Maduro and his wife Cilia, while Jorge Rodriguez has not appeared since the attack.

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