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    Satya Nadella von Microsoft möchte, dass Sie im Jahr 2026 aufhören, KI „schlecht“ zu sagen

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    1. ASuarezMascareno on

      I want to receive a million euros right now, but we just can’t bend reality to our will. Slop will remain slop.

    2. drakmordis on

      He could pay me to stop calling his company’s output and outlook „slop“ but he won’t.

      Seriously, if you want a better name, do better.

    4. itastesok on

      AI Slop you say? Why would we stop saying AI slop when AI slop is slopping its slop all over the slopping place?

    5. lolexecs on

      Gee thanks Satya, I’ll pin that slogan under these:

      “War is peace.”

      “Freedom is slavery.”

      “Ignorance is strength.”

      „it’s not slop, it’s sophisticated“

    12. Willing_Drawer_3351 on

      You know what would be great? Taking the stupid Copilot logo out of every app in the suite, instead of this corporate bs that means nothing to anyone in the real world.

    16. ALBUNDY59 on

      You can not change the definition of something because you want to or it offends you.

      Slop is as slop does.

    18. mabus42 on

      Streisand effect at work here. Nadella’s remarks will backfire spectacularly and even the „good“ stuff will be considered slop.

    20. Wompatuckrule on

      Was his plan to Streisand effect „AI slop“?

      If so he’s doing a bang-up job.

    24. yuusharo on

      >“We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication,“ Nadella laments, emphasizing hopes that society will become more accepting of AI, or what Nadella describes as „cognitive amplifier tools.“ „…and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our “theory of the mind” that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other.“

      Did AI write his script? Tech billionaires have lost the plot and are completely disconnected from reality.

      I swear to god, just pop and wipe out 40% of my IRA already. This incessant agonizing circlej*rk by these people is nauseating.

      I’m on the Microslop train.

    25. AsherTheFrost on

      „Man who sells shit sandwiches would really like people to stop pointing out how bad he smells.“

    29. kapowaz on

      This is the tech equivalent of asking a bunch of 13 year old boys to stop teasing you.

    33. ApocalyptoSoldier2 on

      Reddit user u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 wants you to give me a hundred bucks, but unlike CEOs I don’t actually expect people to fulfill my unreasonable whims

    34. Arnold_Shortzweather on

      I want him to mind his own business. As in Microsoft. As in the piece of AI slop known as Windows 11.

    37. Ed3nEcho on

      Yea well I want my balls on Satya’s forehead . We don’t always get what we want.

    38. DataCassette on

      Simply using AI doesn’t automatically mean slop but something that was generated from like a 25 word prompt is probably slop, sorry not sorry.

    39. Icommentor on

      “If y’all dramatically lowered your expectations, my terrible business meant to disenfranchise you, it might work!”

    40. AmusingVegetable on

      He’s got a sure fire way of getting that: stop ramming AI into products that don’t need it (i.e. all of them), then he can use the money he saved to further improve those products.

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