Trump erzählt WSJ, dass er mehr Aspirin einnimmt, als Ärzte empfehlen
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-tells-wsj-he-is-taking-more-aspirin-than-doctors-recommend-2026-01-01/
Trump erzählt WSJ, dass er mehr Aspirin einnimmt, als Ärzte empfehlen
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-tells-wsj-he-is-taking-more-aspirin-than-doctors-recommend-2026-01-01/
34 Kommentare
And here I thought his handlers had to hide his pills in his hamberders.
Keep at it, Donny!
Yes. Take as much as you feel like. Handfulls. The Dr’s are stupid. You are a genius. Take it all man, you know your body best.
Edit: /s to avoid a visit lmao.
It must be his bone spurs acting up. That can be so painful.
More is better. Like candy!
aw no ivermectin and anal light sticks?
So, what exactly is he risking by taking such a huge dose? I know it has to be something but I wanna know what to look out for.
I wanna see if I can get some heads up before I have to plan a party.
He also loves staring at the sun during an eclipse.
He may become autistic. Oh wait, that was Tylenol.
325mg of ASA a day may be prescribed after a stroke or angioplasty or anything else to do with the heart & arteries being clogged with goo. If he knows he should have „thin blood“, he’s also on blood thinners like warfarin or whatever… which would explain the bruising.
It explains a lot when you read about the symptoms of taking too much aspirin.
I recommend he doubles his dose
Take 2 horse pills with a cup of bleach. Tweet in the morning.
So he believes doctors when they say that aspirin is good for you, but doesn’t believe them when they say how much is good for you. I love cognitive dissonance.
Ignoring experts has been his brand for years, this is just on theme.
Doesn’t want that thick blood going through his heart ( his words, not mine)
His health is one thing I don’t mind him lying about. I hope to awake one day in ‘26 to a pleasant surprise.
This dudes blood should finally be thinner than his skin.
Do they stick them in little cheeseburgers to get him to take them?
Cannot wait for the big beautiful obituary
Taking too much aspirin can cause salicylate toxicity.
>Patients with moderate salicylate toxicity (80 to 100 mg/dL) will experience more severe neurological symptoms. These can include **confusion, slurred speech, and hallucinations.** Tachypnea is more pronounced and is accompanied by tachycardia and orthostatic hypotension. Expect these symptoms 6 to 18 hours after ingestion.
Source: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK499879/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK499879/)
What a fucking moron, obviously he doesn’t realize that anticoagulants like aspirin and warfarin don’t “thin” your blood, but instead increase the time it takes for your blood to clot thus preventing dangerous blood clots in the circulatory system. Any doctor, I guess not his, will tell you that it is dangerous to take that much.
>In [gradual aspirin poisoning](https://www.merckmanuals.com/home/injuries-and-poisoning/poisoning/aspirin-poisoning#Symptoms_v828399)**,** symptoms develop over days or weeks. The most common symptoms are:
>* Drowsiness
>* Subtle confusion
>* Hallucinations
…
How would we know?
EXCUSE for why hands are bruised from so much handshaking, signing, and playing golf.
Bullshit they want him on a prescription blood thinner and he refuses. Because he’s a vain asshat who ant accept he’s 80 and dying.
Keep popping them done. What do they say again…10 packs a day keeps the doctor away
If some is good, more is better. And after all, Trump knows more about medicine than anyone ever. His doctor, Ronnie Jackson, a big strong man, told him with tears in his eyes, „Sir, you can take as much aspirin as you want“ and so he does.
Otherwise his blood turns into gravy.
The more the merrier! I wish him the thinnest, most flowiest blood!
He should take a bunch of Tylenol too
He might bleed into his brain if he takes a fall or bumps his head. . .
‚Cause aspirin can’t hurt you, right? Not like Tylenol. /s
However much he’s taking, it’s still not enough
Is there a go fund me to buy him more aspirin?
I’ve done the same thing. Makes my stomach funny but didn’t cause me to randomly murder Venezuelans
Fun (and little known) fact: the active ingredient in aspirin is manufactured in Venezuela and is shipped to the USA by boat in small lots to maintain its freshness.