Pshhh… if I ever run for and win office, I’m swearing on the biggest unabridged dictionary I can find.
tapdancinghellspawn on
Oh hell yeah. MAGA is going to go apeshit over this. Watching them lose their minds is gonna be fun.
maybeinoregon on
I’d want to be sworn in on Batman #1 comic…
Interesting-Risk6446 on
The religous right melts down in 3, 2, 1…
shortened on
We’re fu….jk good on him.
xicor on
Cool.
Now if only we could have someone sworn in on the satanic bible
xondk on
I never understood why some people care so much about that aspect, that it should be a bible, the important part is the oath, why would you want anyone to swear on something they do not believe in, that would make the oath worthless.
Pro-editor-1105 on
I like how he is just making the cons lose their shit
MassagePractice on
Hehehe. Let the Sharia hysteria begin! This is such a gift for Fox News – they’ll be able to dedicate at least a week on this topic, thankfully keeping their viewers too busy to catch any of the Jack Smith news or the latest Epstein details.
NiceRockyship on
That’s cool 👍
TheMagicalMatt on
Oohhh I know they mad LMAO. Good for Mamdani though. Happy for him to win the election and be sworn in, in a way that respects his culture and beliefs. A crucial moment at such a bleak time.
juliusseizure on
You want someone to swear in on a religious text they don’t believe in?
2000TWLV on
Since there is no god and both books are made up, it makes no difference. If it makes you happy, go for it. Who cares.
SergeantBeavis on
WTF else would he use? Do these idiots really think he’d use a Bible. I guarantee you they’d lose their damn minds if he did. They just want an excuse to bitch.
Turbulent-Garlic8467 on
I mean yeah this seems like a pretty milquetoast thing for a Muslim to do
gideon513 on
Fox News salivating
geekonthemoon on
Good for him.
GobliNSlay3r on
Ok. So…
Sad_Damage_1194 on
This makes me happy. I’m not religious in any way, but he is and it’s nice that he’s being given a chance to swear his oath to his own god instead of one forced upon him by tradition.
Admirable_Sun7567 on
Can’t wait to see this on repeat at the gym on all the Fox News tv’s for the boomers.
ithacaster on
Remember when Trump was sworn in for his 2nd term with his hand on a bible?…oh, wait.
Trump didn’t even use the bible so why should conservatives care?
AlsoCommiePuddin on
Ok.
Shradow on
Oh I didn’t even think about that, but yeah that makes sense. There’s noything *requiring* it to be a Bible (or even anything at all), so of course he wouldn’t use one.
bambin0 on
Like most other religious books, this is a terrible one, but since everyone is using a terrible one, this one is also fine i guess.
notwhoyouthinkmaybe on
Maybe politicians should swear in by signing a document saying they have read and understand the Constitution. Take religion out of it.
Oceanbreeze871 on
There a sitting congressman who got sworn in on a Superman Comic
genkaiX1 on
Never liked the Bible being used. So I’m not a hypocrite when I say being sworn in by the Quran
Ok-Spot-9917 on
Maga meltdown level 1000 incoming
GarrusBueller on
I would love it if someone was sworn in with *On The Origin of Species* by Charles Darwin.
Just to see their brains explode
Working-Part-1617 on
I don’t think any holy book should be used, instead it should be the constitution because at the end of the day it’s about improving our country not our religion or agenda.
ShawshankException on
Can’t wait for people who live in some backwater rural town in a southern state to blow a gasket over this
Ghostdefender1701 on
That popping sound you hear is the heads of Republicans on Fox News heads exploding.
PickReviewsMovies on
Who cares, the Bible is just as superfluous
wereallsluteshere on
I would like to be sworn in on the picture book I drew in third grade about the cat that makes friends with everyone in the farm. My mom still has it
OldGaffer66 on
Well, it’s about as evil as The Bible, so what’s all the fuss about?
SaltyPinKY on
All religious text should be banned from all government proceedings. All
SerenaYasha on
Can you pick any book to be sworn in on?
I would choose Fahrenheit 451 or 1984
If I feel funny a copy of the 1st vol of the manga Death Note
Critically32 on
This great thing is that it means exactly the same thing as a bible. Jack shit.
SadhuSalvaje on
Cool
The preacher in Fried Green Tomatoes got sworn into court on a copy of Moby Dick…
It only matters that you respect the thing you swear on
Specific_Success214 on
Swapping one work of fiction for another.
AntonioLovesHippos on
Politicians should be sworn in with Thomas Paine’s Common Sense. It’s Americas only spiritual book.
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Ohhhh some conservatives are going to lose their absolute shit over this and I am going to very much enjoy laughing at them
Stephen Miller: (demonic shrieking)
I would have used a first edition copy of Peter Pan.
This should make non-Muslims reflect on just how ridiculous and insulting it is to use magic books as political props in general. Right?…right?!
If any maga fuck complains, it is no different than do so on a Bible. I’d rather see all do it on the constitution.
Let me just leave this little gem right here:
Roy Moore spokesperson mouth breathing at Jake Tapper as he tries to understand how swearing in works –
https://youtu.be/WFYRkzznsc0?si=XpDIgSE5vUB09Zmy
Pshhh… if I ever run for and win office, I’m swearing on the biggest unabridged dictionary I can find.
Oh hell yeah. MAGA is going to go apeshit over this. Watching them lose their minds is gonna be fun.
I’d want to be sworn in on Batman #1 comic…
The religous right melts down in 3, 2, 1…
We’re fu….jk good on him.
Cool.
Now if only we could have someone sworn in on the satanic bible
I never understood why some people care so much about that aspect, that it should be a bible, the important part is the oath, why would you want anyone to swear on something they do not believe in, that would make the oath worthless.
I like how he is just making the cons lose their shit
Hehehe. Let the Sharia hysteria begin! This is such a gift for Fox News – they’ll be able to dedicate at least a week on this topic, thankfully keeping their viewers too busy to catch any of the Jack Smith news or the latest Epstein details.
That’s cool 👍
Oohhh I know they mad LMAO. Good for Mamdani though. Happy for him to win the election and be sworn in, in a way that respects his culture and beliefs. A crucial moment at such a bleak time.
You want someone to swear in on a religious text they don’t believe in?
Since there is no god and both books are made up, it makes no difference. If it makes you happy, go for it. Who cares.
WTF else would he use? Do these idiots really think he’d use a Bible. I guarantee you they’d lose their damn minds if he did. They just want an excuse to bitch.
I mean yeah this seems like a pretty milquetoast thing for a Muslim to do
Fox News salivating
Good for him.
Ok. So…
This makes me happy. I’m not religious in any way, but he is and it’s nice that he’s being given a chance to swear his oath to his own god instead of one forced upon him by tradition.
Can’t wait to see this on repeat at the gym on all the Fox News tv’s for the boomers.
Remember when Trump was sworn in for his 2nd term with his hand on a bible?…oh, wait.
[https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/trump-inauguration-president-2025/card/trump-takes-oath-without-touching-bible-R4Nv0QALlSoCBs4ifVM7](https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/trump-inauguration-president-2025/card/trump-takes-oath-without-touching-bible-R4Nv0QALlSoCBs4ifVM7)
Oh boy, I can hear them already.
Trump didn’t even use the bible so why should conservatives care?
Ok.
Oh I didn’t even think about that, but yeah that makes sense. There’s noything *requiring* it to be a Bible (or even anything at all), so of course he wouldn’t use one.
Like most other religious books, this is a terrible one, but since everyone is using a terrible one, this one is also fine i guess.
Maybe politicians should swear in by signing a document saying they have read and understand the Constitution. Take religion out of it.
There a sitting congressman who got sworn in on a Superman Comic
Never liked the Bible being used. So I’m not a hypocrite when I say being sworn in by the Quran
Maga meltdown level 1000 incoming
I would love it if someone was sworn in with *On The Origin of Species* by Charles Darwin.
Just to see their brains explode
I don’t think any holy book should be used, instead it should be the constitution because at the end of the day it’s about improving our country not our religion or agenda.
Can’t wait for people who live in some backwater rural town in a southern state to blow a gasket over this
That popping sound you hear is the heads of Republicans on Fox News heads exploding.
Who cares, the Bible is just as superfluous
I would like to be sworn in on the picture book I drew in third grade about the cat that makes friends with everyone in the farm. My mom still has it
Well, it’s about as evil as The Bible, so what’s all the fuss about?
All religious text should be banned from all government proceedings. All
Can you pick any book to be sworn in on?
I would choose Fahrenheit 451 or 1984
If I feel funny a copy of the 1st vol of the manga Death Note
This great thing is that it means exactly the same thing as a bible. Jack shit.
Cool
The preacher in Fried Green Tomatoes got sworn into court on a copy of Moby Dick…
It only matters that you respect the thing you swear on
Swapping one work of fiction for another.
Politicians should be sworn in with Thomas Paine’s Common Sense. It’s Americas only spiritual book.