Laut Behörden verfolgt Vater seine entführte Tochter mithilfe der Kindersicherung seines Telefons

> I am incredibly proud of our deputies and detectives who worked tirelessly to ensure this dangerous predator was swiftly apprehended and is now off our streets.

They tirelessly managed to not fall over their own feet after being gift wrapped a felony collar by the civilian who did all their work for them?

„See y’all? The corporate surveillance state is great! Stealing your data and tracking you constantly is *a gooooood thing*! We’re basically superheroes!“

Fuck this blatant corprorate propaganda.