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    1. GI Joe was at least roughly inspired by real military hardware. This man with no engineering or military experience says that he’s personally designing these ships. It will make GI Joe look completely fucking grounded and realistic.

    2. Mode_Historical on

      Anything, the more outrageous the better, to distract from Epstein files.

    3. BryteInsight on

      > Trump described himself as a “very aesthetic person” while noting that he, along with the U.S. Navy, would work on the design of the vessels.

      Each battleship will have a gold figurehead of an underage girl at its prow.

    4. Trump getting involved will speed up production. ROFLOL!!!! Everything he touches is doomed but he has to slap his name on it and tout how great it is.

    5. NoReserve7293 on

      Laugh or cry either way this is fucked. I wonder what the Admirals and engineers really think of tRumps design inputs.

    6. zerosumratio on

      Will they still carry his name when these ships get proven as easily target, easily sinkable ridiculously boondoggles full of conflicting expensive hardware that barely gets used because of so many problems with the ship itself? That is, if they ever get built in the first place (since naval warfare is being won now by drones). I’m sure he will cast blame at everyone but himself, how his most loyal yes men in the Navy were “stooges of Sleepy Joe” and purposely built a white elephant ship with his name on it, just to make him look bad.

    7. subUrbanMire on

      Tariffs paying for this, too, Donnie?

      We don’t *have* Golden Fleet money, pudding head.

    8. 1984isAMidlifeCrisis on

      Rail guns and laser beams! Hypersonic missiles! Regular Missiles!

      Pewpewpew! Boom! Boom! Boom!

      My God, you can just see him crawling around on the carpet playing with his toy boats.

    9. TooManyDraculas on

      That looks like an AI refresh of the Freedom class littoral ships.

      Which the Navy pulled from front line duty as soon as they adopted them, then promptly retired.

      Cause they were dog shit. Billion dollar dog shit.

    10. Maleficent-Bug7998 on

      I know we say it every day here, but man, what a fucking idiot this guy.

    11. I used to draw pictures like that at the kitchen table when I was 10 or 11 years old.

    12. AcadiaLivid2582 on

      Fun fact: Trump requires Congressional approval to build new ships.

      Does funding a new „Trump class“ of „battleship“ controlled by „AI“ sound like something Congress will fund?

    13. Umm guess everyone forgets the zumwalt class destroyer which had the same weapon ideas as this dream. We only built three and they are one biggest cost overruns in defense department history

    14. MarcheMuldDerevi on

      So after someone put the hunger games on for grandpa, now they just put a Michael Bay movie on?

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