Russische Truppen (vom „zweitstärksten Militär der Welt“) „stürmen“ aus der Region Kursk in Russland in den Kampf. Veröffentlicht am 20.12.2025
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Russische Truppen (vom „zweitstärksten Militär der Welt“) „stürmen“ aus der Region Kursk in Russland in den Kampf. Veröffentlicht am 20.12.2025
https://v.redd.it/573w4vaclc8g1
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Riding girls bikes into certain death.
Stolen bikes from school age chilren. What a pathetic army.
„We’re returning from a mission, bringing chinese pyrotechnics […], to our FPV guys, well this is the weather. We’re slowly riding.“
Not being funny, at the outbreak of WW2, we Dutchies had bicycle platoons. Land as flat as a pancake and no extra fuel needed, other than the food already provided.
This is called Blitzkrieg tactics.
Russian children’s book. „Five go Mad on Morphine.“
The only thing that would make this more pathetic is a high wheel bicycle
Translation: „You take your bike over any sweet jumps yet?“
„No, but any minute now.“
Unfortunately it is more effective than walking. And produces less noise and needs less maintenance/fuel than motos.
Bicycle thieves!
At least they are not using horses or donkeys, I would feel sorry for the horse or donkey.
that’s quite the platoon they’ve got there
Oh shit, amazing tactics!
Russia is Sending their best spetznaz now you better watch out
This is who Donny wants to surrender to.
Put white flags on them and just keep peddling.
Pathetic
Now everyone will see that Poootin wasn’t kidding when he said he would take Donbas by force
Pathetic!
Like lambs to the slaughter.
They’re probably watching the sky, rather than the road in front of them.
Слава Україні!
Cute baskets girls!
The RPG rounds in the front basket…what a fucking joke. Imagine trying to call yourself a super power and sending soldiers into battle on stolen children’s bikes using the front basket to transport 3 RPG rounds at a time…
Unexpected heroes&generals
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it Dronestrike!!
And putin says hes ready to take on all of eruope!!! Hahaha meanwhile getting their ass kicked in Ukraine.
Nothing wrong with bicycles, however these are civilian city bikes which is not so great. Remember at the start of the war a Ukrainian recon team used offroad ebikes, which could carry AT launchers with great success on the Kiev direction. Bikes gives the ability of staying mobile, while not making much of a footprint (Noise, heat signature ect)
Footage from My hearts of iron unit I forgot about
We live in a very silly and stupid world
It is a sneak attack.
Is there a worse life than being a Russian soldier cycling your way to certain death on the front lines? 😅
Mordocucks on the move
Seen from above they must be perfect targets
They really plan on conquering Europe like this huh
They got cute lil‘ baskets for their lunchables and hand grenades.
Japanese soldiers invaded Malaya on bicycles and the British fled to Singapore where they surrendered.
No studded bike tires will make their journey hazardous to their health.
The birdie pilots will have a field day when these clown come into range.
at this stage, I would reasonably have expected a unicycle… tomorrow is another day
Ahh yes! The renowned and much feared Russian Bicycle Corps.
Just needs a hockey card pinned to the frame, dragging on the spokes for that sweet motorized sound.
So they wont hear the approaching drone.
Beware of the Shitskrieg
I have Star Wars The Imperial March song in my head.
>Tanks and armored vehicles
Didn’t work
>Chinese electric military carts
Didn’t work
>civilian trucks
Didn’t work
>civilian cars
Didn’t work
>dirt bikes
Didn’t work
>horses
Didn’t work
>donkeys
Didn’t work
>bicycles
…I mean, let’s see
In the bleak midwinter. bruh.
Storm Cyclists
That are our stolen bikes from Amsterdam.
Here come the cavemen
convoy of stolen children’s bikes