Jack Black reagiert urkomisch darauf, in Elle Fanning verknallt zu sein und sagt zu ihrem Freund: „Wir haben kein Problem“
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> The actor, 56, reacted to Fanning’s viral Vanity Fair lie detector interview, in which she discussed her and sister Dakota Fanning’s group chat dedicated to Black’s attractiveness.
> “Hottest man I’ve ever seen in my life,” Elle, 27, says in the viral moment. “Sex on legs, baby. Hubba, hubba. It’s like, ‘Hallelujah!‘ ”
> The School of Rock actor chalked Elle’s crush up to something he called „goblin dysmorphia.“
> “Have you ever heard of body dysmorphia, where when you look at yourself, you’re like, ‘Oh, I’m so ugly,’ but really you’re like this gorgeous creature? I think she’s got, like, the opposite of that,” he explained, “where she looks at me — which, objectively, is a goblin gremlin — and she sees this gorgeous creature, apparently. She’s got that weird, like, goblin dysmorphia.”
> The Minecraft Movie star also thanked Elle — and apologized to her boyfriend, Rolling Stone CEO Gus Wenner, whose name also came up in the Vanity Fair video.
> „Would you leave your boyfriend if Jack Black declared his love for you?” asked Dakota, who, when a few seconds passed, added, “Elle, that is taking a long time.” After Elle declared her loyalty to her boyfriend, the polygraph examiner noted, “The machine is picking up some deception.”
> Of Elle’s flattery, however, Black said: “Thank you. I appreciate the compliment, but I have to close my eyes because I can’t quite process what I’m hearing there.”
> “But thank you, Elle,” he added, “and to the boyfriend: Dude, we’ve got no beef. We’re cool. I didn’t do nothing to deserve this attention.”
It’s cute she thinks that, but „hilarious“ is a pretty hyperbolic way to describe his response. Of course that’s just par for the course in media these days.
Men could strive for success and lookmax themselves to death just to see a woman *glance* at them the way she looked at his picture 😀
I’m sorry but the idea or concept of a Hall Pass is just a major red flag and convenient scapegoat people use to admit they want to cheat on their partners. It’s the tip of the iceberg of massive problems in a relationship.
It’s not cute. It’s not funny. It definitely shouldn’t be “content” but here we are as a society.
I think he’s genuinely embarrassed. It’s a shame he doesn’t see what some of us see. I feel the same way as Elle. He’s pure sex appeal to me. Oozes charm..
Plus, as a happily married man what’s he going to say other than thanks?
That was cringe to watch
Jack’s way out of her league.
Make “Shallow Elle”, you cowards