Billy Crystal und Larry David nach seinem Tod in Rob Reiners Haus gesehen: Exklusive Quelle

TLDR:

* Billy Crystal and Larry David were at the home of Rob Reiner shortly after reports of his death in an apparent homicide, PEOPLE confirms. Crystal „looked like he was about to cry,“ a neighbor told ABC 7 Los Angeles.
* Both Reiner and his wife Michele Singer Reiner were found dead in their home on Sunday, Dec. 14. Multiple sources confirmed to PEOPLE that the couple was killed by their son, Nick.
* Reiner collaborated with Crystal on projects including *When Harry Met Sally, This Is Spinal Tap* and *The Princess Bride,* and made an appearance on David’s hit HBO series *Curb Your Enthusiasm*.

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It really is a bit ugly to post this, I get why but it is ugly. Obviously this is a very private moment with these two men losing a dear friend. That’s what makes loss in the public eye even more difficult…no privacy.

Because humor can heal here is a totally fictional retelling of a possible conversation between the two:

INT. SIDEWALK OUTSIDE REINER’S HOUSE – NIGHT.

Billy Crystal stands frozen on the sidewalk, staring at the house. Hands in pockets. Shaken. Larry David strolls up, already mid-annoyance.

LARRY.
Ohh boy. This is… this is terrible. Absolutely terrible.
BILLY.
I can’t believe this. I absolutely cannot believe this.
They stand in silence. Larry reaches into his jacket pocket, pulls out a cookie, takes a bite.
BILLY
…What’s that?
LARRY
What?
BILLY:
That. You’re chewing. That’s a cookie, right?
LARRY:
Yeah. It’s a cookie.
BILLY:
You’re eating a cookie.
LARRY:
I’m hungry.
BILLY:
At a time like this?
LARRY:
What, I’m not allowed to eat? There’s a no eating window? Tragedy shuts down digestion?
BILLY:
It’s a little… festive.
LARRY:
Festive? It’s oatmeal raisin. Nobody’s celebrating with oatmeal raisin.
BILLY:
Did you already have cookies on you… or did you hear what happened and say, “Oh my God, better grab snacks”?
LARRY:
What difference does it make?
BILLY:
Huge difference. One is preparedness. The other is premeditated snacking.
LARRY:
Premeditated snacking? So what, if I did stop—would that have reversed death? Would the cookie have changed this.
BILLY:
I didn’t stop. I usually have a banana and tea before bed. I didn’t think, oh wait, let me steep a little chamomile first.
LARRY:
Well maybe you should’ve! You’re cranky. You get cranky when your blood sugar’s low.
BILLY:
Or maybe—just maybe—I’m grieving the loss of a brother, a friend, and a mentor.
LARRY:
Yeah, that too. But I’m saying the banana wouldn’t hurt.

Larry takes another bite. Billy watches.

BILLY:
So… give me one of those cookies.
LARRY:
Ohh! Now you want a cookie.
BILLY:
I’m just asking.
LARRY:
Five minutes ago I’m a monster. Now I’m a bakery.
BILLY:
Larry.
LARRY:
I don’t want to interrupt your mourning fast. You’ve worked very hard not eating since you walked out your door.
BILLY:
You’re not gonna share?
LARRY:
No. I didn’t pack cookies for the block. I packed cookies for me. Your house is right there. Go get your banana.
BILLY:
Unbelievable.
LARRY:
I agree. Terrible situation.

Larry takes another bite. Beat.

BILLY:
That’s a big cookie.
LARRY:
It’s average.

They stand in silence as Larry chews

„I hate these articles“ but i totally clicked and posted on it

Please don’t hate me for saying this but the first thought that popped in my head was that Billy Crystal was just checking to see if he was mostly dead. 

I’m so sorry my intrusive thoughts won