Oracle bricht aufgrund schwacher Umsätze um 11 % ein, was KI-Aktien wie Nvidia und CoreWeave nach unten drückt

still up 25% for the year. I think they’ll cry all the way to the bank.

Wait, all the fake circular investments aren’t working? Surprised Pikachu.

Imagine being a top-teir AI company missing on revenue during an AI boom.

Also, I googled „Oracle quarterly profits“, and the AI answer told me that Oracle’s reported quarterly profits „exceeded expectations during Q2 2026.“ Huh?

Fuck. Sell now or later!?

He looks like if John MacAfee fucked Mickey Rourke.

Good. I’m done with the IT execs and managers getting woo’d like fucking politicians into getting into the Oracle environment.

As much as I hate Microsoft’s current trend of everything else in their business, blagh blagh, their solution with T-SQL and Microsoft SQL Server is just the best, period.

Oracle can go suck a dog’s dick for all I care. And I hope someone finds a better solution for their HR software. It’s good, but I can’t wait for a competitor to produce something that’s equivalent or better.

I’m crossing every finger, toe and limb for the day someone can finally clock this shady mf’er out.

Someone has king from Helms Deep somewhere.

Perfect time to try a hostile takeover.

Why did they use a picture of Mickey Rourke for the thumbnail?