Die Welt der sozialen Medien ist heutzutage so traurig, dass ich jedes Mal, wenn ich einen Beitrag wie diesen sehe, nur lächeln muss

Robins are adorable but such neurotic little shits. There’s one in my garden that tries to attack the other birds on the bird feeder. The other birds seem to know how to deal with his bullshit though and he usually ends up hopping up and down the fence tweeting, what I assume are, obscenities at the trespassers.

I bet he doesn’t even have a leap card…..