Kash Patel wehrt sich gegen den demütigenden Bericht, er habe eine FBI-Raid-Jacke verlangt
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-patel-denies-jacket-report_n_69306cdee4b0cee44381f39f?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=us_main
Kash Patel wehrt sich gegen den demütigenden Bericht, er habe eine FBI-Raid-Jacke verlangt
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-patel-denies-jacket-report_n_69306cdee4b0cee44381f39f?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=us_main
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“FBI agents who were working on Kirk’s case “had to stop and ask around to find an FBI raid jacket — a medium-sized one — that would fit,” and eventually Patel was given a jacket belonging to a female agent.
However, according to the report, the FBI director complained that “two areas on the upper sleeves did not have Velcro patches attached” and refused to leave the plane until those areas were patched, prompting agents to remove their own to loan to him.”
Just imagine Kash in Valhalla getting his ass kicked by vikings every single day, forever. lol
I actually want to laugh at this. It’s so petty. ‚No… the people who said that just didn’t like me. Whaaaaa!‘
But when you step back, the real tragicomedy is that this guy ACTUALLY believes he’s competent, capable, and qualified to run the FBI. He doesn’t get that there isn’t a real person who actually believes it. He was put there, not because any Republican thought he should be as much as they didn’t want to go against Trump. EVERYONE knows this guy can’t find his ass from a hole in the ground, except him.
And look at him. He looks like a clown. His ridiculous children’s book, his sad podcast… just clownish. We’re all in on a show where a guy fools himself into believing he’s far better than he is.
Patel is such a pissy little baby .
I wonder … What size jacket and how many Velcro patches was he wearing when he tried to hit back at all of those current and former FBI who wrote the 115-page list of his fuckups?
>Patel denied the claim about his jacket, telling Ingraham that “it’s 100% false” and that, at the time, one of his agents handed him a jacket in Utah and said, “Hey, boss, you should probably wear this. We’re going to the command center.”
Interesting stylistic choice to do Trump’s fake story format with „boss“ instead of „sir“
>“I said I’d be honored to wear that, and then another one handed me the SWAT team badge of the unit that was protecting the area where Charlie was assassinated,” Patel said. “I wore that with pride.”
And then everyone clapped. I’m surprised neither of these agents had tears in their eyes, though.
there is no humiliating story they could write about kash that is not 100% believable.
Krash Patel is very angry at reports he wore a women’s jacket to a conference in which he bungled an FBI announcement into an active investigation.
I would be fucking with Patel on the daily if I worked in the fbi. I don’t know exactly what I could do but I’d find something that would slowly drive him over the edge. A person like him that’s such a massive ignorant tool would be easy to tell you need blinker fluid for his car and he would spend hours looking for it.
If only this sub would allow me to use the furiously laughing emoji times infinity
„FBI agents who were working on Kirk’s case “had to stop and ask around to find an FBI raid jacket — a medium-sized one — that would fit,” and eventually Patel was given a jacket belonging to a female agent.“
Lol so „fitting“ for this moron
I hate headlines like this (phrases like „hits back“ and subjective adjectives like „humiliating“…. but in this case Ill allow
Kash Patel has never fucked
How does Patel et al live day-to-day being pummeled for their ignorance and ineptitude. They. Are. Not. Normal. Human. Beings.
Hims just a lil guy!
Man, it’s incredible how many of Trump’s cabinet members and appointees just ooze small dick energy and fragile masculinity.
So hang on, he is VALIDATING the story and trying to change the narrative away from him asking for the jacket and having a tantrum into him being so incompetent that he subordinates needed to dress him appropriately in some sort of cosplay event.
HIS narrative isnt any better it is arguable worse, changing it from ‚he’s a sulky vain child‘ to ‚he’s so incompetent that he doesnt know how to dress appropriately.‘
Like, couldn’t he just get one? He IS the head of the FBI right?
Such an insecure little loser in every way. Wants to look like a tough guy with a trashy white girlfriend
If I was him, I’d NEVER have gotten off that plane without an FBI jacket. Just look at him. Look at the color of his skin.
MAGA Jesus just got killed. Nobody with skin any color other than Mayonnaise white wanted to be within 100 miles of that place without CLEAR wearable protection from the MAGGATS.
Kash is not even his real name
Kash is a little bitch boy.
I choose to believe these reports over believing Kash Patel.
Kash Patel makes me feel unsafe.
Hehehe… What shit head
*Demanded a size Medium jacket. Get the headline right please.
>“I said I’d be honored to wear that, and then another one handed me the SWAT team badge of the unit that was protecting the area where Charlie was assassinated,” Patel said. “I wore that with pride.”
Lmfao he knows we can hear him when he talks, right?
Someone needs to drug test this guy, he looks coked out of his mind in every picture.
Damn. This had cycled out of the news, and the only reason I remember it happened is because he brought it back up. Manchild
He has every right to have a jacket that fits him snugly and has all the cool patches and buttons and stuff because he’s a big boy and he’s in charge
Content creator politics
Surely people like Hegseth, Bondi, and Patel must ask themselves “why pick me?”. Surely they must have known they never would’ve come anywhere close to holding these positions were it not for Trump. Do they ever ask themselves why? Do they ever think maybe it’s because they’re fucking idiots who now owe him everything and will do whatever he tells them?
They got him a schmedium.
Wow. Hard to fathom. What a total weirdo!
Mall ninja ass cabinet
We have a whole administration of possers.
Every GOP senator voted to confirm him. They should also be held responsible.
Republicans are the biggest, whiniest, pathetic snowflakes… it’s like they are compensating, for something 🤷🏼♂️
Let me guess , he stared violently into the camera then threw a temper tantrum when asked a question ?
To be honest. Looking the part is the only thing he cares about.
I drive a dodge stratus!!!
Honestly, if they made me FBI czar the fist thing I’d do is get a raid jacket and some aviators. I’d walk around cupping my ear and talking into my sleeve, I suppose until someone made me go to a meeting.
The corruption in this administration is so, so, so shameful and embarrassing. They should be ashamed.