Obviously the idiot consumers haven’t been exposed to enough AI to realize the benefits! *Double our AI implementations!!*
MotherFunker1734 on
At this point they should recognize that they are the only ones who want to see AI in everything, accepting their failures and cutting with the narcissistic behavior.
slitchbapper on
The obvious thing to do now it to pump more money in it. Surely that has to be the answer!
Whatever801 on
AI CLIPPY NOW
Imperial_Eggroll on
“Sinks”.. up nearly 12% YTD
0000GKP on
„Sinks“
Guess I better sell all my shares then, because surely it won’t go back up by tomorrow and it’s never going to fluctuate again. It’s $7/share higher right now than when this article was posted, so I guess the new headline is „Microsoft stock soars!“.
If a company is spending on AI, you need to kill your investment in that company because they are being run by idiots
Probably just using copilot to figure out if they should keep spending more money on copilot
The only AI company worth investing in is the one supplying the hardware: Nvidia
Rei_8 on
please tell me the bubble is finally popping
fegodev on
Windows needs to stop the AI bullshit, and become leaner. It’s unacceptable that the first Xbox handheld, which comes with Windows, performs better with SteamOS.
MrWobblyHead on
We don’t need ‚AI‘ integrated into every-damn-thing we use. I don’t need it on my phone. Don’t need it in my online search results. Don’t need it on my computer.
Where we should be it using ‚AI‘ is fighting cancer, doing human protein research, and many other scientific fields that would benefit from what LLMs are capable of.
Tigeire on
hubble bubble toil and trouble
Relaxybara on
AI adoption is a litmus test for who actually does work, builds shit, delivers vs those who sit around coming up with ideas about what those people *should* be doing.
redvelvetcake42 on
How the hell did you ever expect to sell a product nobody asked for and nobody wants in reality? It was all growth goals created in magical executive imaginationland.
McCool303 on
Microsoft shocked that nobody wants the product that consumers had been telling them they don’t want.
nabilus13 on
This is exactly how bubbles pop. Once one miss happens it invites the scrutiny that was being neglected in the name of hype.
wrxninja on
Michael Burry 😏
MrClavicus on
Microsoft deserves this. Too bad they fired the people who could help the company
everything_is_bad on
Fix win 10
Release it as win12
Profit
dream_metrics on
it’s down like 2%, and recovering.. this is just noise. number one rule of news about single day stock movement: none of it means anything.
jh937hfiu3hrhv9 on
Is there a cure for junk in/junk out?
MagneticPsycho on
I gotta give Microsoft credit, their pivot to making Windows an Agentic operating system has been a huge boon for the Linux Desktop.
Beneficial_Aside_518 on
You don’t say
upfromashes on
They certainly got me to start prepping my escape to Linux.
AbbreviationsThat679 on
Copilot’s monetization struggles aren’t surprising. Most enterprises are still in pilot phase, haven’t found killer use cases beyond glorified search, which definitely isn’t worth $30/user/month
stickybond009 on
This wasn’t AI at all. It was all a sham. LLM was a fad. Was fun while it lasted
Now get back to business folks
DogBalls6689 on
“Missing growth goals”
No. You’re missing what the customer really wants.
I’m tired of these shitty half-baked c-suite ideas that they try to force on the rest of us. And act like we really wanted this dogshit idea all along.
People bought real estate in the metaverse…
“Kids, if you really want to piss of your parents, tell them you bought real estate, in an imaginary place”
That song line became actual reality 20 years later.
Derpykins666 on
Man, it’s almost like there is this very clear disconnect between the people who benefit and push AI and everyday people who either don’t want it, or can clearly see it as a tool to remove them from the workforce.
CobraPony67 on
I guess it is time for more layoffs to get that stock price up again. /s
BK1287 on
Not only that, the AI is also breaking their products that were perfectly fine before. Can’t wait until this sunken cost fallacy dies a painful death. We will pay for the billionaires regardless tho
MediumFinancial8221 on
The bubble burst is beginning
The delusional are starting to realize its pie in the sky functionality is not there
And even if it were technically feasible , the public (across all divides) are vehemently against AI
MS keeps ruining their brand with short term greed
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“Shocked face”
Obviously the idiot consumers haven’t been exposed to enough AI to realize the benefits! *Double our AI implementations!!*
At this point they should recognize that they are the only ones who want to see AI in everything, accepting their failures and cutting with the narcissistic behavior.
The obvious thing to do now it to pump more money in it. Surely that has to be the answer!
AI CLIPPY NOW
“Sinks”.. up nearly 12% YTD
„Sinks“
Guess I better sell all my shares then, because surely it won’t go back up by tomorrow and it’s never going to fluctuate again. It’s $7/share higher right now than when this article was posted, so I guess the new headline is „Microsoft stock soars!“.
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If a company is spending on AI, you need to kill your investment in that company because they are being run by idiots
Probably just using copilot to figure out if they should keep spending more money on copilot
The only AI company worth investing in is the one supplying the hardware: Nvidia
please tell me the bubble is finally popping
Windows needs to stop the AI bullshit, and become leaner. It’s unacceptable that the first Xbox handheld, which comes with Windows, performs better with SteamOS.
We don’t need ‚AI‘ integrated into every-damn-thing we use. I don’t need it on my phone. Don’t need it in my online search results. Don’t need it on my computer.
Where we should be it using ‚AI‘ is fighting cancer, doing human protein research, and many other scientific fields that would benefit from what LLMs are capable of.
hubble bubble toil and trouble
AI adoption is a litmus test for who actually does work, builds shit, delivers vs those who sit around coming up with ideas about what those people *should* be doing.
How the hell did you ever expect to sell a product nobody asked for and nobody wants in reality? It was all growth goals created in magical executive imaginationland.
Microsoft shocked that nobody wants the product that consumers had been telling them they don’t want.
This is exactly how bubbles pop. Once one miss happens it invites the scrutiny that was being neglected in the name of hype.
Michael Burry 😏
Microsoft deserves this. Too bad they fired the people who could help the company
Fix win 10
Release it as win12
Profit
it’s down like 2%, and recovering.. this is just noise. number one rule of news about single day stock movement: none of it means anything.
Is there a cure for junk in/junk out?
I gotta give Microsoft credit, their pivot to making Windows an Agentic operating system has been a huge boon for the Linux Desktop.
You don’t say
They certainly got me to start prepping my escape to Linux.
Copilot’s monetization struggles aren’t surprising. Most enterprises are still in pilot phase, haven’t found killer use cases beyond glorified search, which definitely isn’t worth $30/user/month
This wasn’t AI at all. It was all a sham. LLM was a fad. Was fun while it lasted
Now get back to business folks
“Missing growth goals”
No. You’re missing what the customer really wants.
I’m tired of these shitty half-baked c-suite ideas that they try to force on the rest of us. And act like we really wanted this dogshit idea all along.
People bought real estate in the metaverse…
“Kids, if you really want to piss of your parents, tell them you bought real estate, in an imaginary place”
That song line became actual reality 20 years later.
Man, it’s almost like there is this very clear disconnect between the people who benefit and push AI and everyday people who either don’t want it, or can clearly see it as a tool to remove them from the workforce.
I guess it is time for more layoffs to get that stock price up again. /s
Not only that, the AI is also breaking their products that were perfectly fine before. Can’t wait until this sunken cost fallacy dies a painful death. We will pay for the billionaires regardless tho
The bubble burst is beginning
The delusional are starting to realize its pie in the sky functionality is not there
And even if it were technically feasible , the public (across all divides) are vehemently against AI
MS keeps ruining their brand with short term greed