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    1. Obviously the idiot consumers haven’t been exposed to enough AI to realize the benefits! *Double our AI implementations!!*

    2. MotherFunker1734 on

      At this point they should recognize that they are the only ones who want to see AI in everything, accepting their failures and cutting with the narcissistic behavior.

    3. slitchbapper on

      The obvious thing to do now it to pump more money in it. Surely that has to be the answer!

    4. „Sinks“

      Guess I better sell all my shares then, because surely it won’t go back up by tomorrow and it’s never going to fluctuate again. It’s $7/share higher right now than when this article was posted, so I guess the new headline is „Microsoft stock soars!“.

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    6. meteorprime on

      If a company is spending on AI, you need to kill your investment in that company because they are being run by idiots

      Probably just using copilot to figure out if they should keep spending more money on copilot

      The only AI company worth investing in is the one supplying the hardware: Nvidia

    7. Windows needs to stop the AI bullshit, and become leaner. It’s unacceptable that the first Xbox handheld, which comes with Windows, performs better with SteamOS.

    8. MrWobblyHead on

      We don’t need ‚AI‘ integrated into every-damn-thing we use. I don’t need it on my phone. Don’t need it in my online search results. Don’t need it on my computer.

      Where we should be it using ‚AI‘ is fighting cancer, doing human protein research, and many other scientific fields that would benefit from what LLMs are capable of.

    9. AI adoption is a litmus test for who actually does work, builds shit, delivers vs those who sit around coming up with ideas about what those people *should* be doing.

    10. redvelvetcake42 on

      How the hell did you ever expect to sell a product nobody asked for and nobody wants in reality? It was all growth goals created in magical executive imaginationland.

    11. Microsoft shocked that nobody wants the product that consumers had been telling them they don’t want.

    12. This is exactly how bubbles pop.  Once one miss happens it invites the scrutiny that was being neglected in the name of hype.

    13. Microsoft deserves this. Too bad they fired the people who could help the company

    14. dream_metrics on

      it’s down like 2%, and recovering.. this is just noise. number one rule of news about single day stock movement: none of it means anything.

    15. MagneticPsycho on

      I gotta give Microsoft credit, their pivot to making Windows an Agentic operating system has been a huge boon for the Linux Desktop.

    16. AbbreviationsThat679 on

      Copilot’s monetization struggles aren’t surprising. Most enterprises are still in pilot phase, haven’t found killer use cases beyond glorified search, which definitely isn’t worth $30/user/month

    17. stickybond009 on

      This wasn’t AI at all. It was all a sham. LLM was a fad. Was fun while it lasted

      Now get back to business folks

    18. DogBalls6689 on

      “Missing growth goals”

      No. You’re missing what the customer really wants.

      I’m tired of these shitty half-baked c-suite ideas that they try to force on the rest of us. And act like we really wanted this dogshit idea all along.

      People bought real estate in the metaverse…

      “Kids, if you really want to piss of your parents, tell them you bought real estate, in an imaginary place”

      That song line became actual reality 20 years later.

    19. Derpykins666 on

      Man, it’s almost like there is this very clear disconnect between the people who benefit and push AI and everyday people who either don’t want it, or can clearly see it as a tool to remove them from the workforce.

    20. CobraPony67 on

      I guess it is time for more layoffs to get that stock price up again. /s

    21. Not only that, the AI is also breaking their products that were perfectly fine before. Can’t wait until this sunken cost fallacy dies a painful death. We will pay for the billionaires regardless tho

    22. MediumFinancial8221 on

      The bubble burst is beginning

      The delusional are starting to realize its pie in the sky functionality is not there

      And even if it were technically feasible , the public (across all divides) are vehemently against AI

      MS keeps ruining their brand with short term greed

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