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You got a source for this?

Go watch I am legend.

There never will be a cancer vaccine because cancer is not just one thing.

Cancer is like a cut. There are many ways to get cut by many different things and in many different places and to many different degrees. And even with all of our tech today. We do not have a band aid for all cuts.

We like to label cancers as being this or that, try to fit it in a understandable box. But in reality each one is or person’s cancer is different because cancer is just a cell from your body that should have died but did not. Kind of a zombie cell. And that zombie cell still has the ability to reproduce. Those zombie cells form the tumor.

Does anyone realize OP posted bullshit slop with no source or anything and is glazing putin in the comments? Just disregard this ragebait and move on

Free jabs from Russia. No thanks.

Does nobody realize what OP says below the text. This is obviously satire

Is this more viral marketing for *Pluribus*?

Well, we seem to believe everything else Russia tells us on the internet.

Cancer vaccine is how the movie I am legend started.

In Soviet Russia cancer cures you!

No, the claim in this image isn’t fully legit—it’s a sensationalized and exaggerated version of real developments in Russia, but the “free to patients across the world” part is misleading and not supported by official announcements.
What’s Real
Russia has indeed made progress on cancer vaccines, primarily mRNA-based ones aimed at treating (not preventing) cancer by training the immune system to target tumors. Key facts:
• In December 2024, Andrey Kaprin (head of Russia’s National Medical Research Radiological Center) announced an mRNA cancer vaccine would be available free to Russian patients starting early 2025. Preclinical trials showed it suppressed tumor growth and metastasis in animal models.
• By September 2025, the vaccine (named Enteromix) completed preclinical trials and entered early clinical phases. Veronika Skvortsova (head of Russia’s Federal Medical-Biological Agency) reported 60-80% tumor reduction in tests, with no serious side effects. It’s personalized using AI to speed up production (down to ~1 hour per dose).
• Russian President Vladimir Putin commented on this in late 2024 and again on November 25, 2025, calling it a “big breakthrough” during a briefing with Skvortsova. He focused on its potential for cancers like colorectal, melanoma, and glioblastoma, but didn’t mention global free distribution.
These are legitimate advancements from state-backed research (e.g., Gamaleya Center, the same team behind Sputnik V COVID vaccine). Similar mRNA cancer therapies are in trials worldwide (e.g., BioNTech in the UK, Moderna in the US), so Russia’s work fits into a global trend.
What’s Not Legit
• Global free access? No credible sources confirm this. Official statements limit free distribution to Russian citizens via their healthcare system (costing the state ~$3,500 per treatment). Claims of worldwide rollout stem from viral social media hype, like the exact text in your image, which exploded on X (formerly Twitter) in late November 2025. Fact-checks label these as exaggerated, often turning promising early trials into “miracle cures.” 
• “Soon” and “confirms” phrasing: The November 2025 Putin comment was optimistic but vague—no new “confirmation” of global plans. Enteromix still needs phase 2/3 trials and regulatory approval (expected 2026+ for wider use). It’s not ready for mass rollout anywhere yet.
• The image itself: This looks like a fabricated meme or AI-generated graphic (Putin’s face composited onto a dramatic blood-cell background with a vial). It mimics news thumbnails but circulates mostly on social platforms, not verified outlets.
Why the Hype?
Cancer vaccine news is emotional and shareable, especially with Russia’s track record on fast-tracked meds. But experts caution: Early results are promising, yet unproven in large human trials. Logistical hurdles (e.g., cold storage for mRNA, personalization needs) make global free distribution unlikely soon, if ever—Russia’s focus is domestic.
If this pans out, it’d be huge for oncology. For now, treat it as exciting but overhyped. Stick to sources like TASS or WHO updates for real progress.

I mean it is Russia tabloids paper you’re citing.

Does this mean I’m cured?