Vance: Jeder, der sagt, dass er Truthahn mag, ist „voller Mist“
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5624833-jd-vance-thanksgiving-day-2025-turkey/?utm_social_handle_id=7533944086&utm_social_post_id=606887062&fbclid=IwdGRjcAOVe65leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAwzNTA2ODU1MzE3MjgAAR4twuMw8VadQiKsx1ZYASaOpMAUHgu3c2KNdeFHI-FDdFBR2ZHr9bs7CFBx1w_aem_D8ROT3O1ebm47olsTGU5uw
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From the article:
Vice President Vance on Wednesday invoked President Trump’s “America First” policy, joking that because Thanksgiving is a U.S. holiday, the meat of choice is also “uniquely” American: Turkey.
“Think about turkey. Who really likes … be honest with yourself, who really likes turkey?” Vance told troops on Wednesday during remarks from Fort Campbell, Ky. “You are all full of sh–. Everybody who raised your hands.”
“Here’s how I know that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me. How many times do you roast an 18-pound turkey just randomly? Just you know, a nice summer afternoon, we’re going to go get an 18-pound turkey.”
Goddamn he’s an idiot
What an un-American thing to say.
There are millions of people who go to the grocery store to buy turkey deli meats every fucking day you fucking shit
So he doesn’t know how to cook?
Turkey farmers come get your boy.
Tell me you don’t know how to cook without saying you don’t know how to cook.
I love turkey legs. They are one of my favorite things. Sorry, Vance.
Tell me your family can’t cook without saying your family can’t cook. Turkey is good as hell if someone who is actually competent cooks it.
So now we’re all full of shit today, I guess?
There _seems_ to be a correlation between conservatism and weak, flat attempts at humor.
I mean, I wasn’t there, maybe his timing or affect or tone of voice made it hilarious …. yeah, that’s a stretch.
He’s such a pathetic wannabe, it’s embarrassing. This weirdo changed his name 3-4 times. If that’s not an early sign of pathology, I don’t know what is. He thinks that because the podcast MAGA bros laugh at what he says he is actually a comedian. Like he imagines people going, “Oh shit, JD WENT THERE lmao!!”
I’ll just file this under „If Obama Had Said That…“
Exhibit #10,379
Like how he says he loves his wife while he feels up Erika Kirk?
Typical conservative take. ‚If I don’t like something, it’s shit, and everyone else believes the same thing I do, and if they tell you different, they’re lying’… What an ignorant, smug tool.
Is that why they sell turkey legs at almost every carnival, fair, amusement park and public event across the entire country?
Sorry JD, I know you are trying to brown-nose, but there is no way you can say something stupid enough to make Trump look smart by comparsion.
But I will give you a gold star for effort.
Bros been eating dry unseasoned nonsmoked Turkey his whole life. I’d hate it too if that was me.
This man is an alien I swear to god.
I’m so tired of people admitting their family can’t cook. If I was JD Vance’s hillbilly granny I would be really upset right now >:(
Imagine if a Democrat had said that.
God, Vance. is so awkward. He can’t order a donut, he fucks couches, and he can’t tell a joke. Dude really thinks he’s so funny and charismatic – really, dude rolled a 1 on his rizz.
I love turkey. Club sandwiches, dude, for life.
Turkey deli meat, turkey bacon, turkey sausage, ground turkey, turkey burgers, and probably others I haven’t heard about or eaten. Like, I love turkey.
>“Think about turkey. Who really likes … be honest with yourself, who really likes turkey?” Vance told troops on Wednesday during remarks from Fort Campbell, Ky. “You are all full of sh–. Everybody who raised your hands.”
>“Here’s how I know that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me. How many times do you roast an 18-pound turkey just randomly? Just you know, a nice summer afternoon, we’re going to go get an 18-pound turkey.”
„You claim you like hamburgers but how many times have you bought and cooked a whole 1,500-pound cow? Curious.“
Is this some kind of maga seinfeld millennial comedy routine? What a freak
-VP of America thinks Turkey can only be made by cooking an entire turkey….
This guy went to Yale? Or is it he has never been around regular people in his richboy lifestyle his entire life?
We didn’t *all* grow up on squirrel, J.D.
Texas BBQ makes some pretty legendary turkey I’m sure all the amosexual, highchair with wheels, coal rolling pitmasters will renounce their “can’t quit you” love for the wannabe mascara Mussolini.
Sorry you can’t cook, couch fucker.
What other American traditions would you like to shit on?
Eat shit veep, you dont speak for me. I love turkey
I don’t think he can really insult anyone’s taste in food considering he utterly failed at the simple task of ordering fucking donuts.
What an absolute scrotum of a human being.
Ok so now there’s two things JD Vance has said that I agree with. This, and the time he called Trump “America’s Hitler”.
Is this really something worth getting upset over? Who the hell cares
The charm of an enema.
I’ve found that these people only mention specifically weird things like this when there is a specific political reason behind it.
Perhaps there was a story this morning on the news about how only 40% of people could afford turkey this year because of trump-flation. Trumpers then have to make an excuse for it in every convo to distract from the real reason.
“Well turkey consumption is down this year cuz TURKEY SUCKS!”
Avocado, Turkey, bacon, and tomato sandwich is the best year round. What a clown couch fucker.
Can’t stand the swearing he adds into his speeches trying to be relatable and funny. Comes across so unauthentic.
It’s even more stupid than I thought after dipping into the article. He asks people to raise their hands if they like turkey, and then berates his captive audience (on a military base) by saying:
“Here’s how I know that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me. How many times do you roast an 18-pound turkey just randomly? Just you know, a nice summer afternoon, we’re going to go get an 18-pound turkey.”
What a jackass. Because it’s 80+ degrees F outside and no one wants to further heat their house roasting an 18-pound turkey *in the summer*, he thinks people don’t like it.
Tell me you have never walked into a deli and ordered a sandwich…wait, never mind. I’ve seen the video where he tried to order donuts in a bakery.
When George Bush Senior started he didn’t like broccoli, it was considered out of touch, and an unbecoming statement from a president. He was widely criticized, and it was heavily covered in the media.
Times change, I guess.
It’s comical how delusional these MAGAts are.
I just had a turkey that no chicken could hold a candle too ever. I don’t know what world this jackass lives in but turkey is superior to chicken 10/10.
You ain’t cooking it right my guy…my turkey game is on point!
What a weirdo.
Fucking demented couch fucking goblin
Every time he tries to appear relatable, he proves how much of an awkward, out-of-touch asshole he is.
I love turkey on Thanksgiving. I know people who don’t.
But, we all agree that the turkey sandwiches with leftover turkey meat and cranberry sauce is amazing.
I love turkey. I have a Turkey sandwich at least once or twice a week. This administration is jam-packed full of idiots.
You heard it folks.
JD Vance thinks this American Tradition is full of shit.
He hates our values! Stop this vile and hateful war on Thanksgiving!
If a Democrat had said this, the right would be calling it the „War on Thanksgiving“.