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    1. MTG gets assassination threats, and the administrations says oh well. Meanwhile Kash Patel’s girlfriend gets a protection detail. That makes sense.

    2. InertiasCreep on

      The great thing about this is Kash’s girlfriend will end up banging one of the agents in her protective detail.

      I guarantee it.

    3. scrotalsmoothie on

      Oh no. He’s entering the jealousy-control stage of high school puppy love.

    4. ProudPainting6850 on

      Damn it’s obvious bro ain’t hit yet. All these fools need to be brought to justice

    5. Uninspired_Hat on

      Can you imagine how ugly it would get if she broke up with him? She’s practically a prisoner now and can’t leave him.

    6. forthewatch39 on

      How many states are drawing up lawsuits for Trump’s cabinet, so that when he pardons them they will still face some level of justice? 

    7. Lemp_Triscuit11 on

      They’re mostly to keep her from having friends which, I assume, is pretty easy when she’s the kind of person that’d date Kash Patel lol

    8. notyogrannysgrandkid on

      Imagine being a deep cover Mossad agent and getting the FBI to assign you a security detail. Outstanding move.

    9. Limp-Ad-2939 on

      This just shows Patel only watches movies. FBI SWAT is not a protective detail. That’s not their specialty. Just a small detail that shows his incompetence.

    10. CaesarAugustus89 on

      America is being converted into russia. I grew up watching russian news and television and throughout my life i saw a lot of putins press conferences and speeches. Let me tell you, what trump is doing now is one to one what putin was/is doing. Trump is taking lessons from him and maybe even direct advices.

    11. She’s almost 20 years younger than him. Pretty par for the course for MAGA I suppose.

    12. KnotSoSalty on

      “My love of family will always be my cornerstone, and you will never tear that down or keep me from them”

      Bro, you’re 45 dating a woman 19 years younger than you. Don’t call her family.

    13. No-Neighborhood-3212 on

      When an attack inevitably occurs in Nashville, and these agents are unable to respond because they blindly obeyed this unqualified hack’s orders, I’m expecting more than resignations.

    14. Krazy eyes got a girlfriend!? Bros O face must look like goldfish that escaped the bowl

    15. When people are against feeding children who live thousands of miles away from them, I tell them that is why we pay taxes. I am against this expenditure, but I suppose that I have to accept some spending I don’t like in order to continue to receive the support for healthcare, education, and social services in my community.

      Oh, wait, no. We’re paying for security for people’s girlfriends. You’d think the family values people would demand marriage for security details.

    16. schnozzberriestaste on

      I would love to see a running total of tax dollars spent because the cronies are pieces of s***

    17. Prestigious-Lab5154 on

      have we normalized already a 45 year old dating a 26 year old? How old was she when they met?

    18. belovedstoneworker on

      Interesting to see just how scared of the general populace all these right wing nuts jobs are.

    19. shadowdra126 on

      How could anyone wanna have sex with Kash Patel? His orgasm face probably looks just like the face he makes in every photo. The one look he has: the “I just shit myself the instant the camera went off” face

    20. Captain_Roastbeef on

      When your policy is so bad you have to have a swat team protect your girlfriend. Maybe you should reevaluate your believes and actions. The people you are working for have been speaking. You are not listening.

    21. thiefofalways1313 on

      “Kash, look me in the eye and tell me you love me. No the other eye. “

    22. I forget the actual quote, but it is something along the lines of „If you’re a 5 and then you get a high level government job and suddenly a 15-year-younger-than-you 10 is really interested in you? That’s a spy.“

    23. darthjeff81 on

      Just wanted to point out that Kash is 45 years old. That’s 19(!) years older than his GF

    24. steveosaurus on

      why can’t isreal just keep their agent safe? aaah well i guess either way america would be paying for it

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