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    Der CEO von Microsoft AI möchte, dass Mitarbeiter im Büro an offenen Schreibtischen arbeiten
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    Der CEO von Microsoft AI möchte, dass Mitarbeiter im Büro an offenen Schreibtischen arbeiten

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    1. LetsGoHawks on

      >He has set up open office layouts to boost collaboration.

      Make this mother fucker to go sit in the middle of his dumb ass open office.

    3. doalittletapdance on

      lemme do a lil corporate speak translation.

      „We want the AI’s to watch you with hidden cameras“

    4. imaginary_num6er on

      Tell me that you have never worked in a STEM job by suggesting working in an open desk environment

    5. zahrul3 on

      Open offices, more like „we don’t have enough space and won’t budget for more space“

    6. isinkthereforeiswam on

      „your productivity is low. Why have you gotten anything done yet?“ „Bc every coworker keeps interrupting me asking me questions they could ask the ai to answer, but are too lazy to type it in. Plus the ai hallicinates and tells them the wrong answer sometimes, so nobody trusts it.“ „Then stop helping them.“ „Bro i did. And on that performance review you said I wasn’t a team player.“

    7. slowpoke2018 on

      I need to see my serfs bow before my power 

      That’s the real reason 

    10. 57696c6c on

      I hated, hated an open office. It’s the equivalent of a North Korean interment camp made to crush your soul, leave you with nothing, while everyone ignores you, puts their headphones on, and posts a passive-aggressive note on the back of their chair that they’re busy or something along those lines. Anytime I walked up to someone to talk, or to “collaborate,” they’d give me a dirty look why I was distracting them. It was an utter disaster and failure in forcing non-social humans to pretend they’re social. 

    17. ChoiceIT on

      Open offices only lead to an overuse of meeting rooms.

      The moment we moved to and open office, every room was booked, often by one person trying to make a phone call.

    19. big-papito on

      Slacking from his corner office, I am sure. „Collaboration“ means meetings around me all day that I am not part of.

    20. wheresthe1up on

      That “buzz” you hear is 30 people on seven different teams calls because there aren’t near enough conference rooms or phone booths.

      It’s great to get two minutes of uninterrupted work before someone in the room uses you like google simply because they can see you.

      Idiots.

      It’s real estate cost but they’ll never admit it.

    21. null-interlinked on

      Cant people like this just not perish in their miserable little world?

    22. StagTheNag on

      but yet these slapdicks hide behind the whole “Oh i need an office cuz im on confidential meetings” to keep from having to follow their own rules

    24. desichica on

      „AI CEO“ is such a made-up, bullshit, inflated title, for what is basically a „head of division“ role.

    26. imhereforthemeta on

      Big tech is increasingly making itself so on appealing to work for. I’ve gone to the point now, as a high value tech employee to only commit to Buzzy medium sized companies and start ups. In the past, The, idea of eventually making my way to google or Microsoft would have been a dream. Now it seems like an absolute nightmare, I can’t imagine the scenario, or I would want to give up all my freedom to work for these assholes.

    30. noodle-face on

      They’re going open office here and not a SINGLE person likes it. It does NOT drive collaboration. It makes people want to murder the people sitting near them talking loud on zoom calls all day

    31. Designer-Salary-7773 on

      Why isnt AI replacing the “C” suite ??? There  is absolutely nothing these “executives” do which AI isnt already infinitely capable of 

    32. millymatin on

      Funny how science backs NONE of his stupid policies. It’s micromanagement. Did he use AI to come up with this crap?

    33. These-Resource3208 on

      Let me tell you something, if there is one thing I liked about investment banking was that managers sat next to you. While they often provided little help and some weeks were never there, it never felt like they were less or more than you were.

    35. mabhatter on

      My company was going to do „open floor plan“ just before Covid hit.  They redid the office and the open floor plan lasted about a year of just the sparse Covid in office people before the full cubes were back up. 

      They are smaller cubes, and we have fewer cubes with more open spaces.  My department managed to scarf up the available offices with 2-3 people in each. 

      I’m the only person who sits in a cube…. I should probably feel picked on, but I like not being interrupted with chatter. The opposite of „collaboration“ really. 

    38. FaerieQuene on

      When I worked at Microsoft everyone had an office. Some of us had to share but ar least we could close the door. I have worked in open offices and it’s a nightmare. No privacy, constant noise and distractions. Management likes it because they can have more control. This sucks

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