**Oxygen Thief’s** – The people who made it, and the idiots that’ll buy it.
**Its a fucking sock**
40513786934 on
everything reminds me of her
jpiro on
So it’s Borat’s swimsuit, but for your iPhone bulge instead.
meckez on
In our language we have a fitting saying for such folk.
As long as there are sheeps, there won’t be a lack of wool.
dbula on
Apple had left over R&D money to waste after the Vision Pro flop?
garysaidwhat on
Apple’s been reading up on PT Barnum and learning.
book_book on
I got excited because I thought this was a cheap thin lightweight model of iPhone for a budget price.
lordnecro on
>fabric sleeve that blurs the line between tech accessory and fashion experiment.
… no, no it doesn’t.
Rukenau on
**Apple unveils the new Apple Unveiler^tm exclusive subscription service**
For just $399.99/mo., be the first to find out about Apple’s groundbreaking advances in computing and connectivity via a medium of your choice^1
^1 One of: push notifications; text messages; e-mails. Terms and conditions apply. Price quoted valid for annual plan only, otherwise $599.99/mo. is charged on a monthly basis. Subscription renews automatically unless cancelled.
Eeeegah on
Au contraire – not just a piece of cloth. A $229 piece of Apple branded cloth.
groglox on
It’s the new iPod sock!
tha_based_god on
I mean, you can shit on Apple when they release this kind of BS but really the fault is with the consumer who is willing to spend this money and order this garbage. If people just don’t buy it, they won’t release it.
You can quite literally buy something 99% similar to this at a dollar store for 1% of the cost
LordMcDoogleberg on
$230 to let pick pockets know you will just buy another phone when it’s gone.
Deviantdefective on
Is it April fools or something?
TideOneOn on
There’s gonna be a knockoff at Walmart for $19.95 within a week.
walnut100 on
Wonder how much R&D they spent on a vagina sock.
deedubfry on
I can’t wait to get every color of the new i sock!
tropicofpracer on
That asteroid can’t come fast enough.
MelodiesOfLife6 on
Sorry, i’ll wait for the Apple Exclusive Used Cum Sock for 10 payments of $1000.
IndividualLimitBlue on
It looks like Bhorat’s swimsuit
Scoobysnax1976 on
Within a week or there will be knockoffs available from Amazon for $30
ctznmatt on
the average consumer is not the target audience, and neither are the tech-savvy; this is a collaboration with Issey Miyake (the fashion brand who made the mock neck shirt Steve Jobs favored), and thus the target audience are fashion-focused consumers
InSOmnlaC on
I think Apple is really a front for a social experiment to see how much money they can charge stupid people for stupid things.
PeteUKinUSA on
People pay $$$ for Louis Vuitton shit. Someone will buy it.
rosneft_perot on
Borat’s mankini for your phone. Very nice!
128G on
Tim is out of his mind!
TekNoir08 on
Is all knitting not 3D knitting?
caracter_2 on
Ok, it’s a bubble.
Cloud_N0ne on
What the actual fuck is this design?
It doesn’t look like it would reliably hold onto your phone, and what is it even for? Do you wear it? Carry it?
nobodyisfreakinghome on
Um… do they NOT see what is happening to the economy?
Also, this costs them like $3 to produce. Watch, you’ll see exact replicas on aliexpress in a week for $4.
Think_Fault_7525 on
Sure these aren’t just unsold mankini’s?
0sqs on
You guys, don’t worry. These shitty machine knitted phone purses should show up on Temu & AliExpress in a couple days. Shouldn’t cost more than like $12.
gorkish on
Thanks for the name suggestion, Apple, but I am just going to be calling it the Douche Bag.
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Who the fuck buys this shit?
**Oxygen Thief’s** – The people who made it, and the idiots that’ll buy it.
**Its a fucking sock**
everything reminds me of her
So it’s Borat’s swimsuit, but for your iPhone bulge instead.
In our language we have a fitting saying for such folk.
As long as there are sheeps, there won’t be a lack of wool.
Apple had left over R&D money to waste after the Vision Pro flop?
Apple’s been reading up on PT Barnum and learning.
I got excited because I thought this was a cheap thin lightweight model of iPhone for a budget price.
>fabric sleeve that blurs the line between tech accessory and fashion experiment.
… no, no it doesn’t.
**Apple unveils the new Apple Unveiler^tm exclusive subscription service**
For just $399.99/mo., be the first to find out about Apple’s groundbreaking advances in computing and connectivity via a medium of your choice^1
^1 One of: push notifications; text messages; e-mails. Terms and conditions apply. Price quoted valid for annual plan only, otherwise $599.99/mo. is charged on a monthly basis. Subscription renews automatically unless cancelled.
Au contraire – not just a piece of cloth. A $229 piece of Apple branded cloth.
It’s the new iPod sock!
I mean, you can shit on Apple when they release this kind of BS but really the fault is with the consumer who is willing to spend this money and order this garbage. If people just don’t buy it, they won’t release it.
You can quite literally buy something 99% similar to this at a dollar store for 1% of the cost
$230 to let pick pockets know you will just buy another phone when it’s gone.
Is it April fools or something?
There’s gonna be a knockoff at Walmart for $19.95 within a week.
Wonder how much R&D they spent on a vagina sock.
I can’t wait to get every color of the new i sock!
That asteroid can’t come fast enough.
Sorry, i’ll wait for the Apple Exclusive Used Cum Sock for 10 payments of $1000.
It looks like Bhorat’s swimsuit
Within a week or there will be knockoffs available from Amazon for $30
the average consumer is not the target audience, and neither are the tech-savvy; this is a collaboration with Issey Miyake (the fashion brand who made the mock neck shirt Steve Jobs favored), and thus the target audience are fashion-focused consumers
I think Apple is really a front for a social experiment to see how much money they can charge stupid people for stupid things.
People pay $$$ for Louis Vuitton shit. Someone will buy it.
Borat’s mankini for your phone. Very nice!
Tim is out of his mind!
Is all knitting not 3D knitting?
Ok, it’s a bubble.
What the actual fuck is this design?
It doesn’t look like it would reliably hold onto your phone, and what is it even for? Do you wear it? Carry it?
Um… do they NOT see what is happening to the economy?
Also, this costs them like $3 to produce. Watch, you’ll see exact replicas on aliexpress in a week for $4.
Sure these aren’t just unsold mankini’s?
You guys, don’t worry. These shitty machine knitted phone purses should show up on Temu & AliExpress in a couple days. Shouldn’t cost more than like $12.
Thanks for the name suggestion, Apple, but I am just going to be calling it the Douche Bag.