Der „Großelternkrieg“ von 2017

Those Savages!

Grandparents‘ Road has always belonged to Neighbor, despite what biased pro-Grandpa third parties claim to have discovered. Glory to the Neighbor regime!

I have lived in important places, times
When great events were decided; who owned
That half a rood of rock, a no-man’s land
Surrounded by our pitchfork-armed claims.
I heard the Duffys shouting ‘Damn your soul!’
And old McCabe stripped to the waist, seen
Step the plot defying blue cast-steel –
‘Here is the march along these iron stones’
That was the year of the Munich bother. Which
Was more important? I inclined
To lose my faith in Ballyrush and Gortin
Till Homer’s ghost came whispering to my mind.
He said: I made the *Iliad* from such
A local row. Gods make their own importance.

This is amazing.

I was waiting for the plot twist where they agree to spend $500 each on a surveyor only the learn that the a 3rd neighbor to the south actually owns the road and both crop fields.

Fantastic work!

This is art.

Thank you

That music track slaps!

Riveting.