Diddys Gefängnis-Albtraum: Rapper „wacht mit dem Messer an der Kehle auf“ nach schockierendem Gefängnisangriffsvorwurf
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/diddys-prison-nightmare-rapper-wakes-knife-his-throat-shocking-jail-attack-claim-1749660
Diddys Gefängnis-Albtraum: Rapper „wacht mit dem Messer an der Kehle auf“ nach schockierendem Gefängnisangriffsvorwurf
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/diddys-prison-nightmare-rapper-wakes-knife-his-throat-shocking-jail-attack-claim-1749660
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*Reads headline*
So, what is everyone having for supper tonight?
*inserts gif of donald glover „good“*
Should’ve woken up to more than that.
„fellow inmate armed with a shiv crept into the rapper’s cell and placed the blade to his throat while he slept. Finney said, ‚I don’t know whether he fought him off or the guards came. I just know that it happened‘.
He went on to suggest the motive. ‚If this guy had wanted to harm him, Sean would have been harmed. It would only take a second to cut his throat with a weapon and kill him‘.
Finney also added, ‚It was probably a way to say, „Next time you ain’t gonna be so lucky.“ Everything is intimidation. But with Sean it won’t work. Sean is from Harlem‘.“
My guess is he’s going to use this to move prisons.
Let’s all play the world’s smallest violin
Got to get these stories out so Trump can use them as his excuse for pardoning him.
Now he knows what some women at parties he threw felt like.
„Oh no! Anyway…“
Diddy deserves it.
Would Diddy say that was more or less of a nightmare than when he punched his girlfriend in the face and dragged her by the hair across a hotel?
If he puts enough baby oil the blade might slip
I don’t believe him. He’s just being a whiner.
Deep fucking sigh. He’s getting a pardon isn’t he?
Commuted sentence incoming in 5…4….3…2…
Why are we reporting on this?
This is little more than crisis management PR to generate sympathy. And in the off chance it’s not I dunno. The American prison system is totally fucked up and I don’t wish violence on literally anyone. But they cant expect us to have too much sympathy for someone who’s been credibly accused of that much SA
I have no doubt this story was planted by his PR crisis rep, who stupidly agreed to be interviewed for this article in GQ.
[https://www.gq.com/story/how-the-crisis-pr-machine-shapes-what-you-think-about-celebrities](https://www.gq.com/story/how-the-crisis-pr-machine-shapes-what-you-think-about-celebrities)
Huh. Well, anyway…
Personally I think Diddy is in on it
Wake me when he’s been killed
The only source is Diddy’s friend. wouldn’t shock me to find out it was part of Diddy’s PR campaign to get early release or dropped down to a more cushy prison.
Diddy probably woke up, looked him in the eyes and said, „I like that“
The Biggie-Tupac conflict still resonating?
The worst part about that story is he woke up.
Presidential pardon countdown. 3-2-1
Can he still be prosecuted for state crimes when Trump pardons him?
Put him in solitary confinement. Problem solved.
That’s what solitary confinement is for.
Good, now let’s see real news
And then what happened?
Cool, where’s the bad news?