Or, the far more likely one: He’s a liar. And he knows just saying „Dunno“ is easier than trying to come up with justification for the unjustifiable.
theLoneliestAardvark on
Obviously. He isn’t some mastermind, he is the guy they picked to blindly defend whatever actual decisionmakers do in exchange for a fancy office and title.
>”She’s spent the last couple of weeks on her knees in prayer to the Lord. And, um, she’s a little worn out.”
loglighterequipment on
Why do journalists let him maintain this fiction? Why do they let him make them look stupid? I again ask, what the *fuck* goes on in journalism school?!?!
NamelessResearcher on
Why do they allow this ugly child to be their Speaker? Do they think we’ll mistake him for Stephen Colbert?
a_little_hazel_nuts on
Deny deny gaslight lie claim ignorance and gaslight some more.
Doctor_Disaster on
Gee, it sure would be nice to have a president and administration that were aware of what is going on in the country and actually cared about improving the lives of we the people.
civil_politician on
Obviously he is lying but there’s a point where even if he wasn’t, “not knowing” becomes criminal negligence or dereliction of duty anyway.
Designer-Contract852 on
It’s hard for him to see and hear with his head up trumps ass.
ProtectionContent977 on
Too busy with his Grindr.
Prestigious-Car-4877 on
Get a load of this Colonel Klink motherfucker over here.
EndangeredDemocracy on
When their policies and practices are completely indefensible, they play stupid and STFU. See: Miller immediately after declaring the president has planery power live on TV.
simburger on
It’s literally part of his job to know this stuff, maybe not exact numbers a the drop of a hat, but generally informed. I HATE that they constantly dodge questions by saying they haven’t done their job. No one ever follows up with, „Isn’t it your job to know that?“, „Why aren’t you up to date on that information?“
eckoelab on
headline should just read „Mike Johnson Apparently Knows Nothing“ and leave it at that
Kingsilver1 on
Pretty simple to understand what’s going on. In June democrats said the presidents bill was terrible and instead of working with them to create a bipartisan bill republicans just rammed through their budget. Now democrats are meeting republicans “halfway” by requesting one minor change so millions of people don’t die from lack of healthcare, and republicans are refusing to make that one change to the budget. Basically democrats have given a mile, and republicans refuse to give an inch.
specqq on
Nothing is his lane, he doesn’t know about anything and he hasn’t heard that, whatever that is.
All he seems to know is that Trump is great and Democrats are evil and the No Kings protesters hate America
truckaxle on
Johnson knows that there are some documents held by the DOJ and FBI that are very incriminating in a pedophile way of his object of worship and obeisance. And he knows his job is prevent them from being released. He knows this is job 1.
His religions is a farce. Literally no good person wants be like him. He is liar, hypocrite and constant source of *aw shucks* deceit.
hugehalo on
I’m going to run on a campaign of “I don’t know”. It really seems to resonate with low information voters.
homebrew_1 on
He spends his time monitoring what kind of porn his son watches.
Mike312 on
I’d love to see some reporter hit him with a follow-up question, like „Speaker Johnson, based on recent comments, you seem to be completely unaware of anything going on in the country; why should you be holding your position if you’re not aware of what’s happening in the country at this time?“
mrgraff on
If I never showed for work, I wouldn’t be up to date on the latest office gossip either.
ZubLor on
Just following the playbook „I know nothing!“ ala Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes
PrinciplePlastic2691 on
Arizona Why has Mike Johnson not swear in Adelina Grijalva ? She has been waiting for a while so when are you going to SWEAR HER IN ? Please answer
CMG30 on
Wierd how so many people who want to be leaders also want to have their heads stuck firmly in the sand…
BrianThatDude on
It’s the trump strategy. If it’s something positive or neutral, he knows more about it than anyone who’s ever existed. It it’s something bad or inconvenient he’s never heard of it in his life.
_Pulltab_ on
But he knew about the naked bike ride in Portland. 👀
alienscape on
He’s a fucking lizard person.
kathryn2a on
Never underestimate Mikey, he’s a snake.
its_the_smell on
Micro Johnson is a lying, manipulating, self-serving snake who isn’t in Congress to help anyone but himself.
charlie10vet on
he’s either a liar or incompetent. most likely both.
phonologotron on
He looks like he’s always wanted to try wearing makeup but is afraid he’ll like it way too much.
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Or, the far more likely one: He’s a liar. And he knows just saying „Dunno“ is easier than trying to come up with justification for the unjustifiable.
Obviously. He isn’t some mastermind, he is the guy they picked to blindly defend whatever actual decisionmakers do in exchange for a fancy office and title.
[He knows where his wife’s knees are, though.](https://newrepublic.com/post/176447/new-house-speaker-mike-jonson-crass-remark-wife-acceptance-speech)
>”She’s spent the last couple of weeks on her knees in prayer to the Lord. And, um, she’s a little worn out.”
Why do journalists let him maintain this fiction? Why do they let him make them look stupid? I again ask, what the *fuck* goes on in journalism school?!?!
Why do they allow this ugly child to be their Speaker? Do they think we’ll mistake him for Stephen Colbert?
Deny deny gaslight lie claim ignorance and gaslight some more.
Gee, it sure would be nice to have a president and administration that were aware of what is going on in the country and actually cared about improving the lives of we the people.
Obviously he is lying but there’s a point where even if he wasn’t, “not knowing” becomes criminal negligence or dereliction of duty anyway.
It’s hard for him to see and hear with his head up trumps ass.
Too busy with his Grindr.
Get a load of this Colonel Klink motherfucker over here.
When their policies and practices are completely indefensible, they play stupid and STFU. See: Miller immediately after declaring the president has planery power live on TV.
It’s literally part of his job to know this stuff, maybe not exact numbers a the drop of a hat, but generally informed. I HATE that they constantly dodge questions by saying they haven’t done their job. No one ever follows up with, „Isn’t it your job to know that?“, „Why aren’t you up to date on that information?“
headline should just read „Mike Johnson Apparently Knows Nothing“ and leave it at that
Pretty simple to understand what’s going on. In June democrats said the presidents bill was terrible and instead of working with them to create a bipartisan bill republicans just rammed through their budget. Now democrats are meeting republicans “halfway” by requesting one minor change so millions of people don’t die from lack of healthcare, and republicans are refusing to make that one change to the budget. Basically democrats have given a mile, and republicans refuse to give an inch.
Nothing is his lane, he doesn’t know about anything and he hasn’t heard that, whatever that is.
All he seems to know is that Trump is great and Democrats are evil and the No Kings protesters hate America
Johnson knows that there are some documents held by the DOJ and FBI that are very incriminating in a pedophile way of his object of worship and obeisance. And he knows his job is prevent them from being released. He knows this is job 1.
His religions is a farce. Literally no good person wants be like him. He is liar, hypocrite and constant source of *aw shucks* deceit.
I’m going to run on a campaign of “I don’t know”. It really seems to resonate with low information voters.
He spends his time monitoring what kind of porn his son watches.
I’d love to see some reporter hit him with a follow-up question, like „Speaker Johnson, based on recent comments, you seem to be completely unaware of anything going on in the country; why should you be holding your position if you’re not aware of what’s happening in the country at this time?“
If I never showed for work, I wouldn’t be up to date on the latest office gossip either.
Just following the playbook „I know nothing!“ ala Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes
Arizona Why has Mike Johnson not swear in Adelina Grijalva ? She has been waiting for a while so when are you going to SWEAR HER IN ? Please answer
Wierd how so many people who want to be leaders also want to have their heads stuck firmly in the sand…
It’s the trump strategy. If it’s something positive or neutral, he knows more about it than anyone who’s ever existed. It it’s something bad or inconvenient he’s never heard of it in his life.
But he knew about the naked bike ride in Portland. 👀
He’s a fucking lizard person.
Never underestimate Mikey, he’s a snake.
Micro Johnson is a lying, manipulating, self-serving snake who isn’t in Congress to help anyone but himself.
he’s either a liar or incompetent. most likely both.
He looks like he’s always wanted to try wearing makeup but is afraid he’ll like it way too much.