If you’re familiar with the legend of Charlemagne, the king Franks and the standardization of the foot measurement you know where this conspiracy is going.
The conspiracy is that Trump is not an incompetent fool but a machiavellian egalitarian. He wants all the penises in the United States of America to be equal. Equal to his penis.
Implementing the first true genetic standardization of dicks with lil blondy under the belt as a template.
28 states have plastic in their water.
penis_stuck_sendhelp on
There’s forever chemicals in my balls?
Suitable-Captain-640 on
OMG this is truly the end of the world… Fuck!!!! microdicks
Big-Masterpiece88 on
THEY’RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE DAMN FROGS GAY!
-The Goat
Famous_Push_4123 on
Still doesnt explain all the hub bub about the previously targeted happy frogs.
Tbkiah on
Based on animal evidence. What does that even mean.
TheUndertows on
CHERRY TOMATO BOYS!
NellyVille71 on
This explains a lot…
ijustlovebobbybones on
HBIC wanted everyone’s carpet to match his.
hestalorian on
Can confirm after a childhood drinking from a garden hose.
syd_fishes on
Finally an excuse I can use
ThereIsNoSatan on
90% of problems are of incompetence
operator_azlien on
So what water is safe to drink?
NWComedyTroll on
Damn you’re telling me it could’ve been bigger than my current 12”???
EtherealAriels on
This explains the rise of the nothing burger male who dislikes women out of a very transparent insecurity
didsomebodysaymyname on
And they think environmentalists are the problem…
DrManhattansTaint on
Sissy’s everywhere rejoice!
vio212 on
**I WAS IN THE PFNA!!!!!**
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If you’re familiar with the legend of Charlemagne, the king Franks and the standardization of the foot measurement you know where this conspiracy is going.
The conspiracy is that Trump is not an incompetent fool but a machiavellian egalitarian. He wants all the penises in the United States of America to be equal. Equal to his penis.
Implementing the first true genetic standardization of dicks with lil blondy under the belt as a template.
28 states have plastic in their water.
There’s forever chemicals in my balls?
OMG this is truly the end of the world… Fuck!!!! microdicks
THEY’RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE DAMN FROGS GAY!
-The Goat
Still doesnt explain all the hub bub about the previously targeted happy frogs.
Based on animal evidence. What does that even mean.
CHERRY TOMATO BOYS!
This explains a lot…
HBIC wanted everyone’s carpet to match his.
Can confirm after a childhood drinking from a garden hose.
Finally an excuse I can use
90% of problems are of incompetence
So what water is safe to drink?
Damn you’re telling me it could’ve been bigger than my current 12”???
This explains the rise of the nothing burger male who dislikes women out of a very transparent insecurity
And they think environmentalists are the problem…
Sissy’s everywhere rejoice!
**I WAS IN THE PFNA!!!!!**