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    1. AndroidOne1 on

      Snippet from this article: In a lifetime studying the behavior of chimpanzees, Jane Goodall became something of an authority on the aggressiveness of alpha male adults. Now, in an interview released just days after her death, the famed primatologist reveals what she would do with Donald Trump, Elon Musk and other human beings she saw as showing similar traits: launch them on a one-way trip into space.

      The insight into Goodall’s thinking comes in the Netflix documentary Famous Last Words, recorded in March and kept under wraps until her death last week at the age of 91.

      “There are people I don’t like, and I would like to put them on one of Musk’s spaceships and send them all off to the planet he’s sure he’s going to discover,” Goodall tells interviewer Brad Falchuk during the revelatory 55-minute special discussing her life, work and legacy.

      Would Musk, the SpaceX founder and Trump ally with a penchant for apparent Nazi-style salutes and firing thousands of federal workers, be among them, Falchuk wanted to know.

      “Oh, absolutely. He’d be the host. You can imagine who I’d put on that spaceship. Along with Musk would be Trump and some of Trump’s real supporters,” she said.

    2. Made_Human_Music on

      I’ve seen some MAGAts say this is a call for violence. They’re seriously stupid people

    3. somekindofdruiddude on

      And now her private army of chimpanzees will have to pick up where she left off.

    4. Honestly this as a punishment in general for extreme Criminals would be interesting lmao. Like ok. You don’t want the death penalty? You get to go to space. Alone. With limited food and no control. Maybe you’ll meet an alien, maybe you’ll find god. Whatever happens, you won’t be coming back here.

    5. From someone who knows apes and their shit so well, I would trust no one else‘s opinion more than hers.

    6. redditknees on

      Same girl, same. Only I would set the guidance trajectory toward the sun.

    7. OdinsLightning on

      Really a waste of energy. A couple bricks and you can explore the bottom of the ocean.

    8. exqueezemenow on

      Isn’t there some kind of Make-A-Wish organization to help with this?

    9. OneLoveOneWorld2025 on

      As well their primary supporters, Putin, Xi and Netanyahu. Sounds like a great plan…

    10. Indorilionn on

      While I am a fan and a proponent of her efforts to further conservation of ecosystems as they are a legacy that belongs to all of humanity, I am critical of her attempts to weaken the categorial difference between human and animal.

      But launching those two unequivical enemies of the universality of human kind to Mars, where they can build red sandcastles and quibble over who is emperor or CEO or whatever – that is something I can get behind without reservation.

    11. Ok-Wealth-7322 on

      This country would be a lot better off if we let Elon fast track Mars colonization by starting the journey himself and offering to take any fanboy who volunteers along with him. Make it fully taxpayer funded, give their family compensation even if you like, since they won’t be coming back because they’ll be too busy taming the Red Planet. Meanwhile while they’re gone we might actually be able to get some shit done.

    12. Prometheusf3ar on

      Can we include Peter thief, Steven Miller, the entire Supreme Court, the senate except for Bernie, most of the house, Betsy Devos, the entire IDF and Ted cruise a second time.

    13. tigbittylove on

      I’d say launch Elon to space but trump deserves a more fitting type of thing

    14. 1cat2dogs1horse on

      I only wish more people had really listened to what she had advocated for so many years. A very wise and learned woman.

    15. igotabridgetosell on

      Elon, Trump, some of un-named Trump’s appointees, and Netanyahu were named by her.

    16. Jane Goodall dropping truth bombs from beyond: Alpha male chimps swagger for dominance, just like Trump/Musk/Putin/Xi/Netanyahu’s crew—aggression over brains, until they crash. Launching them on a one-way Musk rocket? Iconic final mic drop from the chimp whisperer who saw through human BS. RIP to a legend who fought for the planet till 91—her hope for ‚compassionate citizens‘ hits harder now. Who’s your add to that spaceship manifest? Mine: Hegseth for the DEI rants.

    17. Bitter-Whole-7290 on

      Me too Jane, me too.

      But I would be sending them right for the sun.

    18. Basic_Ask8109 on

      I’d be fine with fewer billionaires on earth.  They can all go to Mars. Bon voyage

    19. geneticeffects on

      You gotta be a slimeball, if Jane Goodall is fantasizing about launching you into the sun.

    20. theweekendwolf on

      They should do what they did in don’t look up hopefully they get eaten by aliens

    21. niagara-nature on

      I know there’s a * lot* of room in space, but somehow I doubt there’s enough for those two egos.

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