Er kühlt nur an meinem Türrahmen. Etwa die Größe eines Miniaturbildns oder kleiner … wahrscheinlich eine Art Käfer oder so, aber ist es ein Verbrenner meines Hauses und beginne ein neues Leben an einem anderen Käfer oder ist es ein ich selbst, und er wird sich selbst etwas ausmacht und wir können uns vorstellen, dass einander nicht ein Käfer existiert.

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    1. Severe_Eagle2102 on

      google is telling me he’s chrysolina bankii (bronze beetle) and I only know that because I have a photo of one I took last month that I used to google.

    2. Leave right now! Like run, leave the wife, kids, everything. It’s totally justified.

      Or, buy a flamethrower and a rocket launcher and have some craic. Either way, the house needs to be abandoned.

    3. pied__pipers on

      This is a bronze beetle, it’s a type of leaf beetle. They seem a lot more common this time of year. They are completely harmless unless you are a flower. They’re very beautiful little insects, it’s always a treat to see them 🙂

    4. Here you come knocking, knocking on my door
      Well, I’ve never met a bug like you before

    5. Silent-Detail4419 on

      It’s not a bug (order: *Hemiptera*) it’s a beetle (order: *Coleoptera*), specifically a [Bronze (Leaf) Beetle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysolina_bankii) (*Chrysolina bankii*). You should download the iSeek app, I find it to be pretty good at identification – it even told me I was human, something I’ve not been sure of for a while now.

      They tend to feed on plants in the daisy and nettle families.

      Leaf beetles are one of the largest families of beetles, consisting of over 37,000 species, many of which are metallic and brightly coloured.

    6. discobeaker on

      That’s just Tony. He won a few pound recently on the horses and it’s obviously went to his head and now he’s wearing a copper suit. He’s always been a prick.

    7. bikeonachrist on

      I have a ton of these around the outside of the house. Anyone else? I’d never seen them before

    8. Interesting-Sort-150 on

      That’s John. He’s a scout for his freaky Beatle tribe. If you see one, there’s prob 100. At this stage, it would be easier to just burn the house down and start again. Trust me, I’m an expert.

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