Merkst du eines mit all diesen Bildern gemeinsam? Ja, Ellen hat sie und Portias Gehirne miteinander verbunden, willst du wissen, warum?
Ellen ist eine parasitäre Außerirdische- und sie badet in ewiger Jugendlichen, indem sie alle Nährstoffe in Portia stiehlt
Denken Sie darüber nach, was hat sie vor der Ellen -Show gemacht …?
Ich muss dies mehr untersuchen, herausfinden, warum Ellen auf diesen Planeten gestellt wurde, aber natürlich könnte das FBI mir nachgehen, oder Ellen könnte bereits in Area 51 gebracht worden sein.
Von Montizque
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She’s a lesbian liberal comedian. That is what was hot at the time. Now not so much
Model
Ellen had Anne Heche eliminated. Her soul harvested by other Aliens – Anne was clearly alive when they put a sheet over her body.
Proper grammar is a prerequisite to convincing me of your theories.
She’s got those Elizabeth Holmes eyes.. straight crazy
If she’s an alien, then I’m so disappointed with that alien for being such a bitch to her staffs and overall a bad role model.
Call Candy quick.
>and I’m going to procent to you
Goes on to not prove it to me
If kash goes after you I have a feeling it won’t be because of this post 😂
She’s an evil alien 🤭
This is the conspiracy fodder we out here for yall
Lesbians and classy straight dudes do this
Look at her ex….the put her in a body bag and she unzipped it while a cia fire dept shoved her into an ambulance….she. knew some shit
Ellen is a huge satanist pedophile and joked about pizza( kid SA amd sacrifice) to the crowd at the Oscars I think. Noone knew wtf she was talking about pizza..
.. we do now.
I love this damn app so much; y’all really be making me cry happy tears and think😭😭😭😭
Not alien. Just a mean lesbian
Dont insult aliens man
I’d like to see an artist’s rendition minus their hair. 👌
I don’t think she’s an alien… logic dictates that she’s just a c**t
This is why this sub Reddit exists. I’m tired of the bipartisan identity politics bullshit that just divides us. Even if a post is outlandish, I welcome that more than the posts that are just meant to sow division amongst the conspiracy community.
Wasn’t Anne Heche’s mental breakdown also blamed as the cause of the breakup during that time? Ik it wasn’t (atleast directly) bc of Ellen but wasn’t it twisted in that way? Like Ellen was the victim of a “mentally unstable” partner?
Again Ik it *wasn’t* but I’m fairly certain that they were articles like that. But I was around 4-6 while that was going on so I could be fabricating some memories here.
You know, I’m here for this. It’s a nice change from the usual political banter.
So would she be a grey? Is she an important alien or just a worker alien?
I lol’d
Thank you for the laugh!
She’s literally aging. You have too much time on your hands. Life isn’t meant to be this.
So her wife wasn’t anorexic, she was just giving Ellen nutrients this while time? It was all a cover
Checks out
Alien DeGeneres is an intergalactic child molester who turns frogs gay.
They’re both men. Ellen and Portia are men. People love making wild conspiracies that this and the other. No man! The world is simple. The world hides the truth. To see the truth you have to invert everything.
Remember the matrix scene with the boy bending the spoon as neo watches. The boy says there’s no spoon and neo sees his reflection has been turned upside down. He got inverted. You got inverted by coming into this world. Turn everything upside down and you’ll see the truth.
Bro she’s just ugly….. Chill
Not sure if this is satire or a schizo post. Good stuff either way.
Why she so wrinkly?
„Excuse me? You don’t think I can make it on Earth as a lesbian female comedian? *throws back one last XorgonBomb* You wanna bet?“
-Zealnot, Alien from Andromeda Galaxy probably.
Not necessarily an alien – she might have been supping from the reptoid cup
It powers up your DNA but it eats your soul
^(I’m not joking btw)
Well lately she looks horrible
she’s a straight up demon man, just such an evil face full of rage.