Welcher 22 -jährige Mann nutzt nicht jede Gelegenheit, um sich zu biegen, dass er einen Herausforderer fährt? Der Verdächtige bezieht sich angeblich auf seinen Dodge Challenger als "Fahrzeug" In der neu veröffentlichten SMS -Meldung kommt es einfach zu sauber und sanitiert, als dass ich es glauben kann.

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    1. 1000% cop speak. If any of these texts end up saying „proceeded on foot“, I’m going to throw up.

    2. ReasonablyRedacted on

      SS: If those texts aren’t real, then this whole thing ain’t real. Obviously I’m not doubting that Charlie Kirk was assassinated. But if they have to essentially fabricate evidence to pin this on Tyler Robinson, then he is a patsy and the actual shooter is likely not even in the country, anymore.

    3. The one line that got me was “remember those bullets I was engraving?” Who tf speaks like that 😭

    4. Literally no-one refers to their car/truck as a vehicle. I am quite gullible and even I knew these texts were fake when I read to: ‚my vehicle‘.

    5. rage_panda_84 on

      They’ve admitted these texts are „recreated“

      So they’re nonsense. They’re not even trying

    6. Ok_Chain_4255 on

      Ok, let’s say the cops wrote it. To what end? We already know the guy did it.

    7. Dapper_Trainer950 on

      I have a working theory that the “texts” were an AI persona of him.

      Cough, Palaintir.

    8. Warghzone12 on

      A weird autistic one who would shoot someone in the neck? Have you ever spoken to a socially awkward person? They’re weird as fuuuuck

    9. Y’all must not have grown up around law enforcement. If the stories about family being part of the force are true, he very well could speak this way.

      Not saying I believe it. Just saying it’s not that uncommon in those households.

    10. SilverTryHard on

      I’m in my 30s so I understand it’s now what you’re asking but I refer to vehicles as vehicles.
      I call my beverages liquid. I call my wife, my love occasionally while talking to her. There are plenty of quirky people out there.

    11. bucksconservative on

      The same weirdo that dresses up in animal outfits and thinks the dude he’s living with is his girlfriend

    12. Subcultureking22 on

      That’s the first thing I was thinking ,he’s dad bought him that car, he was an embarrassment from the get. Didn’t appreciate it

    13. SaveusJebus on

      Why yes my love. Why don’t we just saunter down to the haberdashery and collect our belongings and go back to my vehicle as do all the adults of our age. Muhuhuhmuahahamuhuhauhahuhammmm yes.

    14. DeadEndFred on

      Reminds me of when Vince McMahon would have the WWE commentary team say “local medical facility” instead of “hospital”.

    15. Eternalyskeptic on

      They should have clearly called it a „whip“. It’s what the hip kids say.

      Kids still say „hip“, right.

      Please lemme keep my job, hang loose man.

    16. EconomyJoke9633 on

      Or that his dad „would be pissed he left the rifle behind“ …. Like, dude .. you just assassinated a guy.

    17. PardonMyPixels on

      To be fair, I sometimes say vehicle. I guess it depends on the context and isn’t used as a daily word, but it’s used.

      Saying something like „It’s in the vehicle, or my vehicle“ isn’t necessarily far-fetched for me, albeit not an often thing either. So, I can’t really get behind this reasoning in word choice.

    18. How the fuck this kid have money to afford that? We told he was unemployed, and family just works in construction?

    19. Savings-Marketing-28 on

      His old man must have been sore when he left grandpa’s rifle…(<spoken in Beaver Cleaver’s voice>)

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