Alte Menschen sind so schlecht darin, Gen Z zu imitieren.
Von callmelatermaybe
Alte Menschen sind so schlecht darin, Gen Z zu imitieren.
Von callmelatermaybe
29 Kommentare
You just know those trailing dots … in the red box are placeholder for *NOTHING*.
Seriously what could be represented by those dots? Notices bulges OwO?
„my old man“
“vehicle”
“Swept that spot”
‘if i am able to grab my rifle unseen’ nobody talks like this it’s a joke
**Robinson:** bruh im still like… ok ig?? stuck in orem rn 💀 won’t be long til i dip home. gotta grab smth first tho 👀
**Roomie:** wdym grab smth?? it’s not like… YOU right??
**Robinson:** 😬 yea… it’s me, srry lol
**Roomie:** NAH bro they said they caught sum old boomer dude??
**Robinson:** fake news 💀 they bagged some random npcs. i was gonna snag my piece after but whole side of town got locked tf down.
**Roomie:** why’d u even—
**Robinson:** why? man got max hatred stat. couldn’t negotiate that irl 😔 if i get my rifle back w/out getting clipped i’m basically ghosted fr.
**Roomie:** …how long u been on this arc??
**Robinson:** like a week n change. i can see it but there’s a cop car gatekeeping the bush rn 💀
**Robinson:** lowkey regret not grabbing it when i exfil’d. dad finna mald if i lose grandpa’s rifle 💀 idek if it has serials tbh. prints are what i’m shook about. stashed it in some random shrub when i did the outfit swap.
**Robinson:** ngl i might just abandon it… tell my dad “idk lol.” bro gon’ ratio me irl.
**Robinson:** only thing left was the rifle wrapped burrito-style in a towel.
**Robinson:** also remember when i was engraving bullets w/ memes? 💀 if fox news ever reports “notices bulge uwu 👉👈” im uninstalling from reality 💀💀💀 scope alone was like 2k, gg.
**Robinson:** delete this whole chat btw, feds on lurk mode 👀
**Robinson:** dad calling rn, wants rifle pics. apparently it’s “unique” 🤡 he’s been MAGA brainrot since 2016. not answering.
**Robinson:** thinking i just speedrun jail any%. neighbor’s a sheriff deputy anyway.
**Robinson:** u the only one i care about rn fr <3
**Roomie:** im worried about u dumbass
**Robinson:** don’t talk to journos, don’t farm clout, just say “lawyer” and dip.
So, a chronic meme kid got the big bulge meme wrong in these messages, but not the casings?
OwO, not uwu.
I think we should be very open minded to the possibility that they want us to see how fake this is
You mean he didnt say Modus Operandi ?
If this isn’t the dumbest, its at least a semi-finalist contender. I’m going to start referring to the FBI as the Federal Bureau of Incompetence, after this shit-show.
Yes.
I also have questions about the fact that there is a typo in the document filed in court, right before the ‚text message exchange‘:
„On **September 10, 2022**, the roommate received a text message from Robinson which said,“drop what you are doing, look under my keyboard.” The roommate looked under the keyboardand found a note that stated, “I had the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk and I’m going to takeit.” Police found a photograph of this note.“
So, the date is wrong – does that make this an invalid document?
Also, was his real name Charlie? I feel like these documents, if legit, would have his legal name in them normally, wouldn’t they? Charles Kirk vs Charlie?
I laughed after two sentences
One vehicle lingering, eh? Ok my love
just spelling out exactly what he did and how he did it. it’s such a fucking joke LMAO but anything to distract from the files, right?
The ellipsis is also not used by the younger folk.
It’s a clown world 🤡. No way on earth is this a legit exchange.
And why does it say roommate? Are they protecting him or is it because they know they implicate him in the lie?
Why does everyone assume someone that used prized deer hunting rifle gifted to them from their grandfather to shoot a political figure in the neck is normal and would ‘talk’ normal? He’s already proved he isn’t normal.
“If I am able to grab my rifle unseen, I will have left no evidence”.
😂😂😂😂
“You weren’t the only one who did it right?”
“I am. I acted alone with no help from anyone else but myself alone.”
I now have to wonder if in fact it was FBI who wrote the Ramsay ransom note…
I think they need to release any other text exchange from that kids phone.
Has anybody found his reddit account?
some of this is believable, but other parts aren’t. gen z doesn’t say „vehicle“ or call their grandparent’s „old man“
Wasn’t he Mormon? Maybe they are more formal? Serious question I have no idea how Mormon gen z talk.
Creating an alibi for his gf
Gf freaked and is cooperating instead
Circle back? Give this guy a job in middle management!
For me it’s not just “who writes like this?”
It’s who the fuck would even write it out in the first place???