But that tummyache lasts 27 years… I know his game
inbetween-genders on
Oh noes…anyway, what’s everyone having for dinner tonight it? I’m having a chicken sammich.
zirky on
he got that weinstein flu
beyondbase on
What are the odds that he’s gonna break out during the hospital stay then flee to America where he’ll be granted asylum.
HighEndSlop on
„His lawyers further stated that his condition is extremely severe and beyond Brazil’s medical capability, and that he must travel to the Walter Reed hospital in the U.S. for experimental treatment.“ /s
andrewskdr on
Trump prob sending seal team 6 to extract him
DarkIllusionsMasks on
I love how whenever a wealthy person faces justice they immediately become deathly ill and start going around in a wheelchair with an oxygen mask, or going blind, or becoming frail in some other way. It’s about as obvious as a Russian oligarch falling from a hotel window.
steinrrr on
„No mommy, my tummy hurts, I can’t go to school“
justlikethatmeh on
This fucker is going to try the Carlos Ghosn escape.
Nearby-Memory-4999 on
Funny, yeah he would be welcome, Donnie would make it all better lol, he’s gonna try the same thing
Spidero0w0o on
Suuuuuure
Plastic-Software-174 on
He loves it in there.
Commercial-Lemon2361 on
I‘d feel sick as well if I was Bolsonaro
smsmkiwi on
And now begins the bullshit medical exemption stage of his appeal.
-ram_the_manparts- on
Cuba has better healthcare, and it’s closer.
OnlyRise9816 on
„Get out of jail free. Judges HATE this ONE simple trick…“
galloway188 on
If USA could follow through with putting our pedo in the slammer for life!
HussingtonHat on
Lol „this nondescript illness is so severe I should probably be flown to the states to treat it“ is an amazing way of fleeing the country.
CamF90 on
handcuff his ass to that hospital bed.
joeyfartbox on
“I have a rare condition that can only be cured by pooping in a golden toilet in mar a lago.”
shakespearediznuts on
An hospital called Argentina?
Knuckledust on
Little bitch has been doing this since before he was elected president, he ran from the presidential debates to avoid getting destroyed since he has the rhetoric of a pineapple.
Now his „medics“ are claiming that Brazil doesn’t have the infrastructure to treat his mysterious illness and he must be rushed to the US for treatment. Totally NOT to avoid imprisonment.
In the meantime, our current president was wrongfully imprisoned for 2 years and refused to be bailed out until he was proven innocent by judicial means.
Altruistic_Newt_7828 on
Did he eat a pill in court?
iluvugoldenblue on
I wonder if this fucker is the reason Brazil has medical capabilities in that state (if they even are that bad). I’m sure The Hague can arrange some great care in Europe for him.
PersonalitySad7291 on
Here comes the „died under mysterious circumstances“ headlines. The word I’m thinking of has 2 asses in it.
PhilsMomIsANiceLady on
“Incarceritis”
bungerD on
That’s fine. I’m sure they have doctors in prisons in Brazil too. He’ll have no issue getting an appointment.
LordZivilynBane on
I believe it’s called incarceritis.
paku9000 on
And the moment they weasel out, back to golfing, jogging…
Lower-Acanthaceae460 on
I would say something, but am afraid I might lose my job. I“m in US btw
CharcoalGreyWolf on
Handcuff to bedrail this is an escape attempt
inkedkoi on
„sick“, I don’t think a doctor’s note is gonna get him out of pending jail
crackinit on
He has Harvey Weinstein Disease.
shirosith on
Didn’t Bolsonaro advise people to drink bleach to cure Covid? Maybe he should do the same to cure his “illness”.
Treesbentwithsnow on
He is only under house arrest? My prediction-trump has sent in the seal team to rescue him and trump will bring him here or send him to Russia to live. Those dictators got to stick together.
HeavyRightFoot-TG on
Shades of the Brett Favre Parkinsons announcement
EMP_Pusheen on
I too am deathly allergic to 27 years in Brazilian prison.
ComplaintDry1975 on
Sick of being held accountable more like…
Bizzlebanger on
I bet he’s going to disappear…. His FBI buddies in the USA probably already have a plan
Torn_FrogSwamp on
Not the hiccups 8[
KirikoKiama on
Just make sure he does not suddenly end up in russia
The_Superhoo on
He’s got the black lung pop
fubes2000 on
I hope that he gets the very best medical care while rotting in jail for the next 27 years.
Count_Jobula on
He’s going fake his own death.
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But that tummyache lasts 27 years… I know his game
Oh noes…anyway, what’s everyone having for dinner tonight it? I’m having a chicken sammich.
he got that weinstein flu
What are the odds that he’s gonna break out during the hospital stay then flee to America where he’ll be granted asylum.
„His lawyers further stated that his condition is extremely severe and beyond Brazil’s medical capability, and that he must travel to the Walter Reed hospital in the U.S. for experimental treatment.“ /s
Trump prob sending seal team 6 to extract him
I love how whenever a wealthy person faces justice they immediately become deathly ill and start going around in a wheelchair with an oxygen mask, or going blind, or becoming frail in some other way. It’s about as obvious as a Russian oligarch falling from a hotel window.
„No mommy, my tummy hurts, I can’t go to school“
This fucker is going to try the Carlos Ghosn escape.
Funny, yeah he would be welcome, Donnie would make it all better lol, he’s gonna try the same thing
Suuuuuure
He loves it in there.
I‘d feel sick as well if I was Bolsonaro
And now begins the bullshit medical exemption stage of his appeal.
Cuba has better healthcare, and it’s closer.
„Get out of jail free. Judges HATE this ONE simple trick…“
If USA could follow through with putting our pedo in the slammer for life!
Lol „this nondescript illness is so severe I should probably be flown to the states to treat it“ is an amazing way of fleeing the country.
handcuff his ass to that hospital bed.
“I have a rare condition that can only be cured by pooping in a golden toilet in mar a lago.”
An hospital called Argentina?
Little bitch has been doing this since before he was elected president, he ran from the presidential debates to avoid getting destroyed since he has the rhetoric of a pineapple.
Now his „medics“ are claiming that Brazil doesn’t have the infrastructure to treat his mysterious illness and he must be rushed to the US for treatment. Totally NOT to avoid imprisonment.
In the meantime, our current president was wrongfully imprisoned for 2 years and refused to be bailed out until he was proven innocent by judicial means.
Did he eat a pill in court?
I wonder if this fucker is the reason Brazil has medical capabilities in that state (if they even are that bad). I’m sure The Hague can arrange some great care in Europe for him.
Here comes the „died under mysterious circumstances“ headlines. The word I’m thinking of has 2 asses in it.
“Incarceritis”
That’s fine. I’m sure they have doctors in prisons in Brazil too. He’ll have no issue getting an appointment.
I believe it’s called incarceritis.
And the moment they weasel out, back to golfing, jogging…
I would say something, but am afraid I might lose my job. I“m in US btw
Handcuff to bedrail this is an escape attempt
„sick“, I don’t think a doctor’s note is gonna get him out of pending jail
He has Harvey Weinstein Disease.
Didn’t Bolsonaro advise people to drink bleach to cure Covid? Maybe he should do the same to cure his “illness”.
He is only under house arrest? My prediction-trump has sent in the seal team to rescue him and trump will bring him here or send him to Russia to live. Those dictators got to stick together.
Shades of the Brett Favre Parkinsons announcement
I too am deathly allergic to 27 years in Brazilian prison.
Sick of being held accountable more like…
I bet he’s going to disappear…. His FBI buddies in the USA probably already have a plan
Not the hiccups 8[
Just make sure he does not suddenly end up in russia
He’s got the black lung pop
I hope that he gets the very best medical care while rotting in jail for the next 27 years.
He’s going fake his own death.