This is Jana, one of our most photogenic HR members. We think she called all of our employees trash at the last meeting but to be fair to Jana, that could have been anyone at the table. Our memory is not so great when it comes to self-accountability.
Aren’t we such a quirky and fun megacorp? Drink Coke and make it the only drink you have the entire day, you little shit. I will lobby the government to make you pay for your own insulin shots because it eats into my quarterly profit and so help me- Ah! Sorry about that! Drink Coke!
MurderBeans on
I feel like another finger just curled on the global monkey’s paw.
klaatu7764 on
This seems like a good way to alienate even more people to the brand.
Ozymo on
They should push the national pride angle by focusing on Fanta, the Coke product developed under the Nazis due to the trade embargo against them. Germans would love that, right?
EldritchElmo on
China can basically collapse the demographics of an entire ethnic group in the name of Han dominance and Chinese products (beyond cars which are being tariffed to protect domestic production) don’t suffer this type of reputational damage. Products made with slave labor flow into Europe from Xinjiang and not an eye is batted among consumers.
US, while still being the guarantor of NATO security, the predominant weapons supplier to Ukraine, having US service members die in a NATO exercise in Eastern Europe this year, and generally being the reason why two current major non-NATO democracies have not been jumped by their neighbors, with 70,000 service members buried in Europe because of its „civil wars“ …. has a poor product image among Europeans because Trump is a troll that says mean things.
Fuck the Europeans, the cost of standing up the infrastructure and logistics to be the most powerful military in Europe is more expensive than weapons sales to Europe.
Prevailing winds move from west to east, let the Russians do what they want.
Trump has turned America in to a pariah state – people HATE America now, that is bad business – but this fucker bankrupted his companies over and over again.
maybelying on
This is right up there with Subway who is now running a promo in Canada and labeling their 6″ subs as 15.24 cm subs, to make them „measurably more Canadian“
Othvin on
Koch-A Kohl-A
Classic-Big4393 on
And history repeats itself
flirtmcdudes on
“Sorry our country fuckin sucks” branding
_Lucille_ on
Made in Germany, profits for America, still sold in Russia.
Turalisj on
Not the first time Coca-Cola has had to do a rebrand in Germany. Not the only thing similar between this time and last time.
Chapaquidich on
I’ve been wondering how to refer to this troubled time. “U.S. image crisis.” One possibility. I also remember “Dynamic macro economic environment.” I think I’ll just stick with Shit Show, for now anyway.
-Average_Joe- on
„Coca Cola, made in Germany. sometimes war.“ just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
calstanfordboye on
Desperation kicking in by MAGA supporting companies. Funny how that goes
BigDaddyCoolDeisel on
Attention European and Canadian friends…
Please put these companies on the hot seat. Ask if they endorse and agree with whatever awful thing the Pedophile said about your country. Insist they go on record one way or another.
chancecanson on
Welcome back Fanta
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This is Jana, one of our most photogenic HR members. We think she called all of our employees trash at the last meeting but to be fair to Jana, that could have been anyone at the table. Our memory is not so great when it comes to self-accountability.
Aren’t we such a quirky and fun megacorp? Drink Coke and make it the only drink you have the entire day, you little shit. I will lobby the government to make you pay for your own insulin shots because it eats into my quarterly profit and so help me- Ah! Sorry about that! Drink Coke!
I feel like another finger just curled on the global monkey’s paw.
This seems like a good way to alienate even more people to the brand.
They should push the national pride angle by focusing on Fanta, the Coke product developed under the Nazis due to the trade embargo against them. Germans would love that, right?
China can basically collapse the demographics of an entire ethnic group in the name of Han dominance and Chinese products (beyond cars which are being tariffed to protect domestic production) don’t suffer this type of reputational damage. Products made with slave labor flow into Europe from Xinjiang and not an eye is batted among consumers.
US, while still being the guarantor of NATO security, the predominant weapons supplier to Ukraine, having US service members die in a NATO exercise in Eastern Europe this year, and generally being the reason why two current major non-NATO democracies have not been jumped by their neighbors, with 70,000 service members buried in Europe because of its „civil wars“ …. has a poor product image among Europeans because Trump is a troll that says mean things.
Fuck the Europeans, the cost of standing up the infrastructure and logistics to be the most powerful military in Europe is more expensive than weapons sales to Europe.
Prevailing winds move from west to east, let the Russians do what they want.
See also: [Fanta](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta)
Trump has turned America in to a pariah state – people HATE America now, that is bad business – but this fucker bankrupted his companies over and over again.
This is right up there with Subway who is now running a promo in Canada and labeling their 6″ subs as 15.24 cm subs, to make them „measurably more Canadian“
Koch-A Kohl-A
And history repeats itself
“Sorry our country fuckin sucks” branding
Made in Germany, profits for America, still sold in Russia.
Not the first time Coca-Cola has had to do a rebrand in Germany. Not the only thing similar between this time and last time.
I’ve been wondering how to refer to this troubled time. “U.S. image crisis.” One possibility. I also remember “Dynamic macro economic environment.” I think I’ll just stick with Shit Show, for now anyway.
„Coca Cola, made in Germany. sometimes war.“ just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Desperation kicking in by MAGA supporting companies. Funny how that goes
Attention European and Canadian friends…
Please put these companies on the hot seat. Ask if they endorse and agree with whatever awful thing the Pedophile said about your country. Insist they go on record one way or another.
Welcome back Fanta