Ban them from using toilet paper too, since you’re doing stupid shit.
JKlerk on
Fucking clowns
nimbutimbu on
There’s a Sanskrit saying loosely translating to „As doom approaches, intelligence works against your self interest“
Commercial-East4069 on
Diabolical
QuirkyBreadfruit on
Good thing we have such big thinkers in this presidential administration.
vindico1 on
What in the world?
restore_democracy on
The UN needs to move its headquarters to a free country.
Altruistic_Bird2532 on
“Such stores* have been a favorite of Iranian diplomats posted to and visiting New York because they are able to buy large quantities of products not available in economically isolated Iran for relatively cheap prices and send them home.”
Such petty little b!tches in the White House
* Costco & Sam’s Club
Yarhj on
What
IfonlyIwastheOne83 on
Dont touch my Halal hotdog and Coca Cola.
AlannaAbhorsen on
Wut
burglin on
Insanely misleading “title.” Iranian diplomats, not Iranians in general. Shame on you, u/GeoWa
moneyzone7 on
I bet only one person from embassy has membership and others just tag along.
Used_Return9095 on
bro😭
Jon_the_Hitman_Stark on
I hear the next step is banning them Circuit City and F.Y.E.
Fit-Significance-436 on
This is trumps foreign policy hitting on all cylinders, no food court either.
Consistent_Remove335 on
The plan is to ban the Iranian DIPLOMATS, not your everyday Iranian. Do people actually bother reading before commenting?
AndeeCreative on
So the stores would be the ones enforcing it? Imagine having that responsibility.
shady8x on
Did Costco start selling heavy ordnance or devices for enriching uranium while I wasn’t paying attention? Cause this shit makes no fucking sense.
nrmitchi on
I don’t know what the purpose of this is but I can also assume that they don’t want to intimidate Iran with our elite and highly optimized level of consumerism.
Falsus on
Seems a bit silly?
Like it should be “here is what could be yours if you aligned yourself with us instead of being enemies“.
Like one of the reasons why Russia opened up after the fall of Soviet was because they had seen how much better fed people where in the west compared to in Russia.
thebarkbarkwoof on
That’s a strange flex. No $1.50 hotdog for you!
G-Unit11111 on
Can’t we just ban him from the White House instead? It would be way easier.
funky_shmoo on
Ali Khamenei: What? No Costco?! Goddamit! How did they know?! Alright, shut it down. Shut our whole damn nuclear program down. We have no choice. We have to make a deal.
Philosopherski on
Thankfully rules have changed and freeloaders are no longer welcome. I’m sick and tired of the uncultured filth trying to come into my Costco and get the 1.50 hotdog soda combo ON MY DIME. That is a loss leader reserved for paying members ONLY. Maybe I’ll buy a 4 set of winter tires while I’m there on my work break maybe I won’t, but I sure as shit don’t want to be making that decision with non members loitering IN MY COSTCO.
PorscheUberAlles on
They don’t deserve $1.50 hot dogs
Concentrateman on
I thought this had to be an Onion article. Then I read it. You just can’t make this stuff up.
moneyzone7 on
costco don’t take the returns from them!
AyoGGz on
wtf?
mhsuffhrdd on
This headline badly needs a subtitle/subhead.
GandalfTheSexay on
Clickbait title
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Wait what?
Ban them from using toilet paper too, since you’re doing stupid shit.
Fucking clowns
There’s a Sanskrit saying loosely translating to „As doom approaches, intelligence works against your self interest“
Diabolical
Good thing we have such big thinkers in this presidential administration.
What in the world?
The UN needs to move its headquarters to a free country.
“Such stores* have been a favorite of Iranian diplomats posted to and visiting New York because they are able to buy large quantities of products not available in economically isolated Iran for relatively cheap prices and send them home.”
Such petty little b!tches in the White House
* Costco & Sam’s Club
What
Dont touch my Halal hotdog and Coca Cola.
Wut
Insanely misleading “title.” Iranian diplomats, not Iranians in general. Shame on you, u/GeoWa
I bet only one person from embassy has membership and others just tag along.
bro😭
I hear the next step is banning them Circuit City and F.Y.E.
This is trumps foreign policy hitting on all cylinders, no food court either.
The plan is to ban the Iranian DIPLOMATS, not your everyday Iranian. Do people actually bother reading before commenting?
So the stores would be the ones enforcing it? Imagine having that responsibility.
Did Costco start selling heavy ordnance or devices for enriching uranium while I wasn’t paying attention? Cause this shit makes no fucking sense.
I don’t know what the purpose of this is but I can also assume that they don’t want to intimidate Iran with our elite and highly optimized level of consumerism.
Seems a bit silly?
Like it should be “here is what could be yours if you aligned yourself with us instead of being enemies“.
Like one of the reasons why Russia opened up after the fall of Soviet was because they had seen how much better fed people where in the west compared to in Russia.
That’s a strange flex. No $1.50 hotdog for you!
Can’t we just ban him from the White House instead? It would be way easier.
Ali Khamenei: What? No Costco?! Goddamit! How did they know?! Alright, shut it down. Shut our whole damn nuclear program down. We have no choice. We have to make a deal.
Thankfully rules have changed and freeloaders are no longer welcome. I’m sick and tired of the uncultured filth trying to come into my Costco and get the 1.50 hotdog soda combo ON MY DIME. That is a loss leader reserved for paying members ONLY. Maybe I’ll buy a 4 set of winter tires while I’m there on my work break maybe I won’t, but I sure as shit don’t want to be making that decision with non members loitering IN MY COSTCO.
They don’t deserve $1.50 hot dogs
I thought this had to be an Onion article. Then I read it. You just can’t make this stuff up.
costco don’t take the returns from them!
wtf?
This headline badly needs a subtitle/subhead.
Clickbait title