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    1. There’s a Sanskrit saying loosely translating to „As doom approaches, intelligence works against your self interest“

    2. QuirkyBreadfruit on

      Good thing we have such big thinkers in this presidential administration.

    3. Altruistic_Bird2532 on

      “Such stores* have been a favorite of Iranian diplomats posted to and visiting New York because they are able to buy large quantities of products not available in economically isolated Iran for relatively cheap prices and send them home.”

      Such petty little b!tches in the White House

      * Costco & Sam’s Club

    4. Insanely misleading “title.” Iranian diplomats, not Iranians in general. Shame on you, u/GeoWa

    5. I bet only one person from embassy has membership and others just tag along.

    6. Fit-Significance-436 on

      This is trumps foreign policy hitting on all cylinders, no food court either.

    7. Consistent_Remove335 on

      The plan is to ban the Iranian DIPLOMATS, not your everyday Iranian. Do people actually bother reading before commenting?

    8. AndeeCreative on

      So the stores would be the ones enforcing it? Imagine having that responsibility.

    9. Did Costco start selling heavy ordnance or devices for enriching uranium while I wasn’t paying attention? Cause this shit makes no fucking sense.

    10. I don’t know what the purpose of this is but I can also assume that they don’t want to intimidate Iran with our elite and highly optimized level of consumerism.

    11. Seems a bit silly?

      Like it should be “here is what could be yours if you aligned yourself with us instead of being enemies“.

      Like one of the reasons why Russia opened up after the fall of Soviet was because they had seen how much better fed people where in the west compared to in Russia.

    12. G-Unit11111 on

      Can’t we just ban him from the White House instead? It would be way easier.

    13. funky_shmoo on

      Ali Khamenei: What? No Costco?! Goddamit! How did they know?! Alright, shut it down. Shut our whole damn nuclear program down. We have no choice. We have to make a deal.

    14. Philosopherski on

      Thankfully rules have changed and freeloaders are no longer welcome. I’m sick and tired of the uncultured filth trying to come into my Costco and get the 1.50 hotdog soda combo ON MY DIME. That is a loss leader reserved for paying members ONLY. Maybe I’ll buy a 4 set of winter tires while I’m there on my work break maybe I won’t, but I sure as shit don’t want to be making that decision with non members loitering IN MY COSTCO.

    15. Concentrateman on

      I thought this had to be an Onion article. Then I read it. You just can’t make this stuff up. 

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