I am also prepared to meet Putin in my basement dungeon.
desaderal on
It’s more Russian game playing.
DarthKrataa on
He offers shit like this because he knows it will be declined.
If he was really serious he would suggest a neutral location.
To much of a coward to offer a real meeting.
pmo1981 on
Never, never, never go to Moscov for peace talks. You won’t get back.
JerryMandaring on
Don’t accept any offers for tea over by the windows!
ledow on
What a coward.
S_Griffin on
As soon as our President either enters the airspace of russia and the plane is shot down, or when leaving the plane, he is shot. It seems that putin thinks he is the smartest person on the planet.
Za_Lords_Guard on
Oh, fuck right off with the Moscow crap. Pick someplace neutral you pint-sized potentate.
GrandPreMassacre on
And I thought Zelensky was the comedian
Bunsen_Burn on
1. Pretend to accept
2. Confirm location of meeting
3. Drone bomb
4. Profit!
Icy-Antelope-6519 on
If the Maine subject is true (talking) the location is not important, so why would he only talk in moscoww.
schacks on
Two hours into that “meeting” Zelenskyj would mysteriously fall out an open window. How stupid do Putin think we all are?
frogking on
I’m sure Zelenskiy is ready to meet Putin in Kyiv.
IfonlyIwastheOne83 on
Hahahaha
HMJebus on
Imagine wasting the one life you ever get on being a cunt.
Ambitious-Beat-2130 on
As if Zelensky will come to Russia, he’d be imprisoned, tortured, neglected, turn insane, poisoned and die a slow death if he does.
However if Putin would come to The Hague he’ll be put in a nice prison cell, get fed and recieve free healthcare, he’ll get a trial (probably multiple lifetime sentences but hey at least you’re getting treated well and you won’t recieve a death penalty, you can read books, watch some tele, exercise etc.)
Ishan451 on
Now, if only the rest of the world could trust that he’d be able to come and go unharmed, if he took such a meeting. But as far as I am aware Russian windows still prove to be quite hazardous to be around.
AntiOriginalUsername on
“Bear invites fish into mouth”
RageQuittingGamer on
Meet in Bhutan lol. They don’t recognise either of them. Perfect neutral location.
CaterpillarMotor1242 on
Moscow? lol So you can poison his tea while he falls out a 9th story window! Putin is a total clown.
sunnyspiders on
This is like Trump promising he would release his tax returns in two weeks but his lawyers won’t let him.
It’s a liar’s trick. Offer something you know they’d never get or take to appear like you’re being reasonable.
Putin should go to Kyiv but he’s too chickenshit.
Norwester77 on
It’s a trap!!
eldiablito on
IT“S A TRAP!
Constant_Ad_6331 on
Sure asshole, anything else?
Trance354 on
So the aggressor of the war wants the head of state he’s openly tried to assassinate to come to his power base to discuss peace?
And definitely not be assassinated.
Known_Limit_6904 on
Hahaha yeah I bet he fucking would, bellend
dordofthelings on
In Moscow. So Zelensky can die of a mysterious disease 2 weeks later
Tofurkey_Tom on
It’s a trap!
thegreatboto on
„Putin says he is ready for Zelenskiy to fall out of a window in Moscow“
nelsonself on
Of course he’s ready now! After he was reassured by his military friends China and North Korea, he’s feeling more confident
mrarming on
And Zelenskyy just happens to fall out of a window or his plane crashes. ooopsie…
Genidyne on
So he can out Zelenskyy in prison and watch him die. He did the same to his political rival, Alexei Navalny.
Fabio_Rosolen on
So that he can fall of a window?
arferfuxakenotagain on
Show some balls. Meet him in Kyiv.
Nugget_MacChicken on
*It’s a trap.*
monymkrmom on
Said the spider to the fly
hockeypuckburger on
Why the fuck would Zelensky ever go to Moscow? He would definitely be thrown out of a window.
likeonions on
and by „meet“ he means assassinate, given the location.
SleepyZ92 on
Bro, that would be a one way trip for Zelenskyy. No way he’d do that. Go to Kyiv, Vladimir Puta.
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How about we do this in Kyiv instead?
I am also prepared to meet Putin in my basement dungeon.
It’s more Russian game playing.
He offers shit like this because he knows it will be declined.
If he was really serious he would suggest a neutral location.
To much of a coward to offer a real meeting.
Never, never, never go to Moscov for peace talks. You won’t get back.
Don’t accept any offers for tea over by the windows!
What a coward.
As soon as our President either enters the airspace of russia and the plane is shot down, or when leaving the plane, he is shot. It seems that putin thinks he is the smartest person on the planet.
Oh, fuck right off with the Moscow crap. Pick someplace neutral you pint-sized potentate.
And I thought Zelensky was the comedian
1. Pretend to accept
2. Confirm location of meeting
3. Drone bomb
4. Profit!
If the Maine subject is true (talking) the location is not important, so why would he only talk in moscoww.
Two hours into that “meeting” Zelenskyj would mysteriously fall out an open window. How stupid do Putin think we all are?
I’m sure Zelenskiy is ready to meet Putin in Kyiv.
Hahahaha
Imagine wasting the one life you ever get on being a cunt.
As if Zelensky will come to Russia, he’d be imprisoned, tortured, neglected, turn insane, poisoned and die a slow death if he does.
However if Putin would come to The Hague he’ll be put in a nice prison cell, get fed and recieve free healthcare, he’ll get a trial (probably multiple lifetime sentences but hey at least you’re getting treated well and you won’t recieve a death penalty, you can read books, watch some tele, exercise etc.)
Now, if only the rest of the world could trust that he’d be able to come and go unharmed, if he took such a meeting. But as far as I am aware Russian windows still prove to be quite hazardous to be around.
“Bear invites fish into mouth”
Meet in Bhutan lol. They don’t recognise either of them. Perfect neutral location.
Moscow? lol So you can poison his tea while he falls out a 9th story window! Putin is a total clown.
This is like Trump promising he would release his tax returns in two weeks but his lawyers won’t let him.
It’s a liar’s trick. Offer something you know they’d never get or take to appear like you’re being reasonable.
Putin should go to Kyiv but he’s too chickenshit.
It’s a trap!!
IT“S A TRAP!
Sure asshole, anything else?
So the aggressor of the war wants the head of state he’s openly tried to assassinate to come to his power base to discuss peace?
And definitely not be assassinated.
Hahaha yeah I bet he fucking would, bellend
In Moscow. So Zelensky can die of a mysterious disease 2 weeks later
It’s a trap!
„Putin says he is ready for Zelenskiy to fall out of a window in Moscow“
Of course he’s ready now! After he was reassured by his military friends China and North Korea, he’s feeling more confident
And Zelenskyy just happens to fall out of a window or his plane crashes. ooopsie…
So he can out Zelenskyy in prison and watch him die. He did the same to his political rival, Alexei Navalny.
So that he can fall of a window?
Show some balls. Meet him in Kyiv.
*It’s a trap.*
Said the spider to the fly
Why the fuck would Zelensky ever go to Moscow? He would definitely be thrown out of a window.
and by „meet“ he means assassinate, given the location.
Bro, that would be a one way trip for Zelenskyy. No way he’d do that. Go to Kyiv, Vladimir Puta.