Fuhr in den letzten zwei Tagen von Donegal nach Dublin und zurück und bemerkte viele dieser Lazer Jesus -Zeichen außerhalb von Städten. Wann haben wir Jesus Lazer gegeben? Etwas, das ich vermisst habe? Lazer Jesus mit den Jungen kühl machen?

Weird cult

Are you sure that’s not Keanu?

That’s not Jesus and lasers, that’s Obi-Wan Kenobi and his lightsabres.

As Mr Mister used to sing:

„Kyrie e-laser* down the road that I must travel…“

*This is such a layered joke I’ll have you know. „Kyrie eleison“, the actual lyrics, means „Lord, have mercy“. I’m absolutely wasted round these parts

You need him driving in Donegal

You’re too far north then boy

Turn back around and get back down the road with ya 

He’s had them for a while. I always wonder who puts them up. 

It’s so he can see thru all the xenon high beams in norn iron

Probably something to do with people liking Jesus and thinking that other people might like him too.

That’s the whitest Palestinian I’ve ever seen. He could almost be a Jehovah’s Witness.

The Divine Mercy Image depicts the risen Jesus, whose body bears the wounds of the Crucifixion, with two rays emanating from his pierced Heart: a pale ray representing water and a red ray representing blood. This symbolism highlights Jesus‘ abundant mercy, with the water symbolizing the purification of souls through baptism and reconciliation, and the blood representing the life and Eucharist that justifies and sanctifies souls. The image, featuring Jesus walking towards the viewer and the inscription „Jesus, I Trust in You,“ serves as an invitation for a personal encounter with Christ and an emblem of God’s boundless love, forgiveness, and mercy.

The Messiah

Ahh, the sheep, all flocking to their shepherd