generic filler posted by panicked aides trying to cover up for the president’s death in a freak blimping accident on Thursday morning
Violent_Content_666 on
Dead people still fart and Trump’s still a pedo. Release the files.
Big-D-TX on
You know it seems like this is the Headline every morning? It looks like Trump can’t be left alone or his Crazy comes out.
Lavosking on
I keep forgetting how the daily beast start their articles, and I keep feeling that rush…
CrimsonFeetofKali on
If any of us woke up daily to find a series of overnight nonsensical rants from our 79-year old grandpa, we’d be talking about what this means for his mental health, the need for some level of assisted living, and would see it as a transition point for our aging loved one. But no, not Americans, we’re letting grandpa run the country. Make that make sense.
sashiko on
Oh god, please don’t make an A.I. of trump brain, that really would be hell on earth.
NickConrad on
Jake tapper is sleeping so soundly
MittenCollyBulbasaur on
That’s the new Trump AI. It does what Trump does, after, you know.
Prudent_Link6029 on
microwaved Jabba the Hutt has thoughts
MariosBrother1 on
Besides the golf outing, he hasn’t made a public appearance in nearly a week.
Did POTUS die?
Clean-Measurement922 on
Remember when the top comment on Reddit would be an accurate synopsis of the article?
Nowadays I can’t even read the article because it’s pay walled and all the top comments are mostly other people who also did not read the article
restore_democracy on
Please put him in a home.
no_control1988 on
It was cute when Republicans pretended to be so concerned about the mental fitness of Biden, wasn’t it?
WeirdSysAdmin on
I was checking to see what was being posted while he was dead. It was just a bunch of AI slop on X, one of them was a bunch of spliced AI slop of him in various ages. One of the scenes was him looking like he was a decorated military officer, it was bizarre.
TemporalColdWarrior on
If this has been about Biden the article would have been “People Speculate Biden Has Been Dead for Two Weeks, Country Run by George Soros?”
MackinCheeseGuuud on
distraction from his health + the epstein files
Original-Ad6993 on
Name one of his posting sprees that aren’t fuckin bizarre? Just one I’ll wait
Worst_Comment_Evar on
Our frail sundowning President acting just like a swath of our elderly population posting drivel on social media. Problem is that this elderly person has his own social media platform and the nuclear codes.
teenagemustach3 on
Epstein files NOW!
loztriforce on
Weekend at Bernie’s is our reality thanks to Trump supporters and all those that sat out of the last election
valamaladroit on
„President Donald Trump, fresh from confirming he’s still alive“
I still haven’t seen proof he’s alive. Those photos looked suspiciously like the ones from Sept. 28, 2019. I’ll believe he’s alive when I see it.
mustard_train on
I’m just waiting for him to tweet some govt secrets in a deranged rant.
Historical-Being-766 on
I liked it better when everyone thought this piece of shit was dead.
buffer5108 on
Epstein
Sinphony_of_the_nite on
Just goes to show the republicans believe that the ends justify the means. The amoral philosophy used to justify anything and everything.
JackBurtonreflexes88 on
Cool. Was he posting about releasing the Trump-Epstein files? Or perhaps he was posting about sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll, over which he was convicted in a court if law.
Jaebird0388 on
Still waiting for *the* headline that starts off with “Name, Age”.
Admirable_Tear_1438 on
It’s because he’s totally dead and his staff is frantic.
Vulcan83 on
Trump is too old to be president.
WillOfTheDeep on
It isn’t adding up. He didn’t „prove“ he was alive. Folks are dating that photo back to June. JD Vance said he’s ready to take up the role as president. Why would you say that if your boss was still alive and in good health? Trump’s tweets don’t read like they were written by him, and this AI slop bomb doesn’t sound like something an 80 y/o would do. Shit doesn’t smell right.
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generic filler posted by panicked aides trying to cover up for the president’s death in a freak blimping accident on Thursday morning
Dead people still fart and Trump’s still a pedo. Release the files.
You know it seems like this is the Headline every morning? It looks like Trump can’t be left alone or his Crazy comes out.
I keep forgetting how the daily beast start their articles, and I keep feeling that rush…
If any of us woke up daily to find a series of overnight nonsensical rants from our 79-year old grandpa, we’d be talking about what this means for his mental health, the need for some level of assisted living, and would see it as a transition point for our aging loved one. But no, not Americans, we’re letting grandpa run the country. Make that make sense.
Oh god, please don’t make an A.I. of trump brain, that really would be hell on earth.
Jake tapper is sleeping so soundly
That’s the new Trump AI. It does what Trump does, after, you know.
microwaved Jabba the Hutt has thoughts
Besides the golf outing, he hasn’t made a public appearance in nearly a week.
Did POTUS die?
Remember when the top comment on Reddit would be an accurate synopsis of the article?
Nowadays I can’t even read the article because it’s pay walled and all the top comments are mostly other people who also did not read the article
Please put him in a home.
It was cute when Republicans pretended to be so concerned about the mental fitness of Biden, wasn’t it?
I was checking to see what was being posted while he was dead. It was just a bunch of AI slop on X, one of them was a bunch of spliced AI slop of him in various ages. One of the scenes was him looking like he was a decorated military officer, it was bizarre.
If this has been about Biden the article would have been “People Speculate Biden Has Been Dead for Two Weeks, Country Run by George Soros?”
distraction from his health + the epstein files
Name one of his posting sprees that aren’t fuckin bizarre? Just one I’ll wait
Our frail sundowning President acting just like a swath of our elderly population posting drivel on social media. Problem is that this elderly person has his own social media platform and the nuclear codes.
Epstein files NOW!
Weekend at Bernie’s is our reality thanks to Trump supporters and all those that sat out of the last election
„President Donald Trump, fresh from confirming he’s still alive“
I still haven’t seen proof he’s alive. Those photos looked suspiciously like the ones from Sept. 28, 2019. I’ll believe he’s alive when I see it.
I’m just waiting for him to tweet some govt secrets in a deranged rant.
I liked it better when everyone thought this piece of shit was dead.
Epstein
Just goes to show the republicans believe that the ends justify the means. The amoral philosophy used to justify anything and everything.
Cool. Was he posting about releasing the Trump-Epstein files? Or perhaps he was posting about sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll, over which he was convicted in a court if law.
Still waiting for *the* headline that starts off with “Name, Age”.
It’s because he’s totally dead and his staff is frantic.
Trump is too old to be president.
It isn’t adding up. He didn’t „prove“ he was alive. Folks are dating that photo back to June. JD Vance said he’s ready to take up the role as president. Why would you say that if your boss was still alive and in good health? Trump’s tweets don’t read like they were written by him, and this AI slop bomb doesn’t sound like something an 80 y/o would do. Shit doesn’t smell right.