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    ICE Superman Dean Cain kämpft mit dem Bootcamp -Hinderniskurs der Agentur Camps

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    1. MariosBrother1 on

      Nah. Not a fucking chance.

      I’ve seen those fat tubbos arresting legal residents

    3. Hi_Im_Dadbot on

      I mean, if you’re going to have a chubby 60 year old run an obstacle course as a PR stunt … maybe don’t use the real obstacle course? Or film him doing something else that doesn’t involve an obstacle course?

      He’s an actor. He could have just stood there and posed while reciting some lines. This wasn’t a necessary thing.

    4. fence_sitter on

      „…The 59-year-old actor…“

      There’s a reason that cops/fire/military retire early, you want 25 year old bodies and 50 year old brains but those are pretty rare.

    7. Confident-Breath2615 on

      Wait… those shlubby ICE agents we see who can barely handle the empanada selling grandmas one on one have to complete obstacle courses?!?

    8. DiarrheaMonkey- on

      Better title:

      ‚Superman Hypocritically Turns Against other Immigrants.‘

    11. Acceptable-Bus-2017 on

      I would be willing to bet he is getting a full paycheck for his honorary position, probably getting PR pay for all of his interviews too.

    12. exophrine on

      Looks like Pvt Pyle’s having trouble with boot camp

      *WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB NUTS?!?*

    14. DragonPup on

      With how unqualified Dean Cain is for his job, his name ought to be DEI Cain.

      And also look at how hard they do cuts of Cain on the course. They aren’t showing him waddling between parts.

    15. BigBangAssBanger_3D on

      I’m willing to bet most of ICE can’t actually run this obstacle course.

      If „Superman“ is having issues, what’s that say about the health of the average ICE „officer“?

    17. caregivernow on

      What a monumental gift to the internets that this is what this self-loathing hapa will be known for.

    18. AWholeNewFattitude on

      Gee, I hope they don’t lower the standard so that he can get in, especially after all the DEI crap that the right has been puking on us for the past four years

    19. CatalyticDragon on

      >”People don’t realize, they think that ICE is this horrible, nefarious group and they’re not—they’re phenomenal people,” he said.

      Considering Mr Cain openly supports a pedophile, rapist, racist, corrupt politician and Russian puppet, maybe they *are* phenomenal people by his standards.

    21. whichwitch9 on

      Dean Tanaka.

      Conservatives decided chosen names aren’t a thing anymore, so they don’t get them either. He can go by his birth name, so he can be reminded each time he hears it about what the generations of his family before him went through and lost in the Japanese American interment camps.

      They survived, but literally just with the clothes on their backs as their home turned on them. It should sound familiar to him…

    23. ovirto on

      The end of the article:

      *“Why would you join ICE and encourage people to join ICE when your ancestors were interned in World War II?”, she asked. Cain’s family was interned at Idaho’s Minidoka concentration camp.*

      *”That was a horrible injustice, but I don’t think that I deserve any sort of reparations,” Cain told Variety.”*

      Ok you fucking twit. Talk about main character syndrome. This isn’t about reparations to you. It’s about you actively participating in a system that subjects people today to similar injustices that your family suffered.

    24. Orwells_Roses on

      I watched the vid of him „running“ the course, and firing what looks like a 9mm pistol.

      In both cases, he looks unfamiliar and inexperienced with the tasks he’s attempting.

      When shooting, his hands shake, he looks visibly nervous, and you can see him closing one eye while using red dot optic, which is not the preferred practice. There’s a fast cut of him at a firing range and it looks like the target he’s nervously shooting at is about 1 meter in front of him. He looked very much like someone who’d never fired a pistol before, and who hasn’t tried to climb a fence since his heyday in the 1990s.

      I wonder if they’re trying to appeal to the slightly obese, mostly out-of-shape demographic, maybe a way of saying „Hey guys, if this shaky old dude can do it, you can too!“

    25. Total-Sheepherder950 on

      Maybe they should make him work at the Japanese camp that held his family before.

    26. strafe0080 on

      Look! On the ground! It’s an asthmatic! It’s a wheezing senior citizen! IT’S AN OUT OF WORK ACTOR DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION!!

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