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    1. primeweevil on

      >The teens, a boy and a girl, both 15 and from Maryland, had been held at Washington, D.C.’s

      Wait, wait, wait. Big Balls got beat down by two 15 year olds?

      This whole DC thing is because of this? Talk about dropping the ~~lead~~ lede mainstream media.

    2. Just_the_nicest_guy on

      >Right-wing commentator Eric Daugherty expressed his disbelief at the decision and Briggs, who was appointed by former President Joe Biden.

      >“WTF: DEI Judge Kendra Briggs, appointed by Joe Biden, RELEASED the violent youth attackers of DOGE’s Big Balls from juvenile custody in Washington DC. The placement of these judges all across our nation is doing irreparable harm,” he wrote on X.

      In case anyone needed more proof that the right just uses „DEI“ as a replacement for the n-word.

    3. thistimelineisweird on

      What was an adult doing hanging around minors anyway. Oh, wait, this is the Trump administration we are talking about here.

      We don’t know why, but we can guess.

    4. waterdaemon on

      I’m guessing Big Balls perved on a 15 year old girl, and the girl’s friend, another child, beat Big Balls bigly.

    5. So pardoning Jan 6 insurrectionists is all good, but moving two teens to essentially house arrest is outrageous. Got it.

    6. Rusalka-rusalka on

      I love when accounts from the news site shares their own paywalled article. Chef’s kiss.

    7. Grouchy_Product9614 on

      Big Balls sounds like a pedophile in the making, hitting on a 15 year old, and then got the beat down for being a salacious pervert.

      I’m not condoning violence. These teens are not thugs and while made a bad choice to physically assault ‘Not Big Balls,’ they did not car jack anyone, and are being punished accordingly.

      MAGA is a movement for disgusting perverts.

    8. KidKilobyte on

      D.C. is under siege by Trump because one of his fellow pedophile perv DOGE employees was hitting on a 15 year old girl and her 15 year old boyfriend stood up to him with her.

      Every hero held up by MAGA turns out to be a turd.

      They really should have kept this one out of the news instead of try to spin it to political advantage.

    9. a military lockdown because some dickhead tried to pick up an underage teen and got his ass locked is the most on brand event for this administration

    10. HandsLikePaper on

      While at some point in history I may have had some sympathy for such an incident, however after seeing how the right (including republican politicians) behaved after Paul Pelosi was attacked, I have little to none.

      „Big Balls“ here was hitting on a 15 year old and then got his ass handed to him by other kids.

    11. >School and home, that’s it,” Briggs told the teens in a hearing Thursday in D.C. Superior Court.“ The fact that this court is stepping you down from Youth Services Center is a serious step.”

      Of course they’re going to concoct an outrage over very normal and strict release conditions.

    12. Wait… A wannabe pedophile was trying to pedophile and got beat down for this so he calls uncle pedophile to arrest the children for not allowing themselves to be victims of pedophilia?

    13. Context matters.

      Big Balls was cruising a neighborhood known as DC’s prostitution hotbed. He’s underage at 19 and was out there at 3am with his „date“ and got assaulted by two minors.

      Yet the story is that he fought off 8 carjackers? Like how big is his car?

      Kinda sounds like the official story is full of shit.

    14. Just shows how big of wussies the Republicans really are. Inundating D.C. with soldiers all because two teenagers got the best of one of their losers…

    15. – The Sinking of the USS Maine
      – The Gulf of Tonkin Incident
      – Big Balls Beaten Up by Children

    16. kaiser_soze_72 on

      So this is all about a 19 year old trying to sexually assault a 15 year old!?! Shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit administration.

    17. So “Big Balls” got beat up by a 15yo after he tried to Solicit a 15yo girl for prostitution at 3AM in an area of DC known for prostitutes. Lulz

      DC got occupied by the national guard to protect Pedos. Thats a running theme with Trumps Administration.

    18. Skate_faced on

      I really hope an actual journalist gets an interview with them.

      I’d really like to hear firsthand what went down, and I think they are going to be the most honest of anyone involved.

    19. ItsSpaghettiLee2112 on

      Let’s use Edward Coristine’s real name and not give him the benefit of mystique.

    20. No_Celery_5373 on

      So basically, „Big Balls“ tried to commit statutory rape and got beaten down by the pair of teens in self defense.

      I have never seen a more undeserved nickname. This guy is a little weasel.

    21. SouthieTuxedo on

      Perfect. Alpha male “ big balls “ gets his ass kicked by a 15 year old girl. So on brand for maga.

    22. shadowdra126 on

      So 2 15 year olds beat up one douche named big balls and the national guard takes over the capital?

      How many school shootings have we had and there been 0 Gun control actions???

    23. Individual_Ad_5465 on

      Is kiddie fiddling a requirement to be MAGA or is it just a recommendation?

    24. This is NOT a blow to Trump. As if this little twat was actually assaulted by two 15 year olds. It just seemed like another poorly orchestrated event to give Trump the excuse to declare martial law. Trump’s team had a few extra fake blood packets left over from his other staged “assassination” so they slapped them on ol’ Gargle Nuts, tussled his hair and shirt a bit, and then laid on the ground for a photo op.

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