An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.
Two weeks after 19-year-old Edward Coristine was viciously assaulted during a carjacking in Washington D.C., the White House says it would consider giving the administration official a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his bravery.
Nothin means anything to Trump. Everything is an image with zero substance.
Competitive-Bike-277 on
Rendering it meaningless.
iowhite on
Nobel prize winner big balls elected president 2036
WhiskeredAristocat on
Marx was right. History happens the second time as a farce.
muchnycrunchny on
„Big Balls“? That kid definitely picked the name, because no one legitimately awarded it to him.
QBinFunction on
Ignore the noise; this is a distraction. Donald Trump is a child rapist.
Timpa87 on
Trump in his first term gave it to such distinguished recipients as Devin Nunes, Jim Jordan, Rush Limbaugh, and Orrin Hatch among others.
„Big Balls“ probably wouldn’t be the worst recipient out of those names lol
Trenoxspa on
This timeline is broken.
BrilliantForeign8899 on
Ffs. Release the Epstein files
Theartcritc26 on
What in the fuck is this timeline….ughh my head hurts by reading this…
AmrokMC on
For getting his 19-year-old ass kicked by a 15-year-old girl?
minus2cats on
Conservatives are handing out participation trophies for being a victim of a crime
Ornery_Orange_174 on
Ironic nickname for a young boy whose onions are yet to drop.
Hubert_J_Cumberdale on
Jesus – how many kids did this clown actually rape?!
CursedScreensaver on
What the fuck is this future.
katiescasey on
There will never be enough distractions to make us forget about the Epstein files.
angrypooka on
It’s very obvious that Trump’s handlers give these questions to ask to shitbags like Benny to plant the seed in his racist rapist brain.
Designer-Contract852 on
For getting beat up by 2 teen girls?
convenientfriction on
Epstein.
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ChantilyAce on
The most unserious President ever. Everything is a joke, done to get under the skins of Democrats. To what end, though? The rest of the world mocks the US relentlessly for being utterly ridiculous. Is that the goal of this Administration?
_Cistern on
Epstein
100k
Jhewitt1111 on
Get fucked you hack ass bitches
ChanceryTheRapper on
Fucking participation trophy for being a victim of a crime?
nvmenotfound on
embarrassing
enters_and_leaves on
*That’s* what this guy looks like?? I knew he was excessively young, but thought he had at least gone through puberty.
Remarkable_Spite_209 on
This won’t distract us from the fact that President Antichrist and Epstein did really horrible things to kids
Total-Mushroom-9614 on
I can’t believe our ‘Reichstag Fire’ was “Big Balls’ Beatdown”
Stolen from someone wittier than I.
Tjstictches on
Can someone please share this kids name? I’m not going to call a 19 year old that got his ass kicked by a couple of 15 year olds “big balls”.
Edit: Edward Coristine born in 2005. This shit is embarrassing.
FunctionBuilt on
Imagine getting a medal and knowing the only reason you got it was to distract the media from the fact the person giving it to you is a pedo and convicted felon.
sirhackenslash on
His bravery in getting his ass handed to him by a 15 year old girl? That’s hilarious. Release the trumpstein files
Krakenate on
Fuck that idiot. He is a poser who killed people and reduced the debt by 0.001% while Trump increased it massively.
And he got his ass kicked by teenage girls.
AnyoneButDoug on
As a Canadian I just consider everything that happens in the USA under Trump “non-cannon”.
morning6am on
Eagerly waiting for the next South Park episode to drop.
JMDeutsch on
You just *know* Elon came up with that stupid fucking nickname to try and look cool to HJ vibecoders.
Sure whatever. I’m still interested in releasing the Epstein files. Nothing can distract from that.
drklordnecro on
He got his ass handed to him by a girl younger than him and he’s crying enough to have the fucking Nat Guard come in. DC gonna have him on watch and they’re gonna whoop his ass so fucking hard.
Juice_Stanton on
Release the Epstein Files.
So tired of all this distraction.
ajgator7 on
I wouldn’t want a medal after getting starched by a 15 year old girl.
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An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.
Two weeks after 19-year-old Edward Coristine was viciously assaulted during a carjacking in Washington D.C., the White House says it would consider giving the administration official a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his bravery.
Read the full story, [here](https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-may-give-big-balls-edward-coristine-presidential-medal-of-freedom-the-same-medal-as-rosa-parks/).
Nothin means anything to Trump. Everything is an image with zero substance.
Rendering it meaningless.
Nobel prize winner big balls elected president 2036
Marx was right. History happens the second time as a farce.
„Big Balls“? That kid definitely picked the name, because no one legitimately awarded it to him.
Ignore the noise; this is a distraction. Donald Trump is a child rapist.
Trump in his first term gave it to such distinguished recipients as Devin Nunes, Jim Jordan, Rush Limbaugh, and Orrin Hatch among others.
„Big Balls“ probably wouldn’t be the worst recipient out of those names lol
This timeline is broken.
Ffs. Release the Epstein files
What in the fuck is this timeline….ughh my head hurts by reading this…
For getting his 19-year-old ass kicked by a 15-year-old girl?
Conservatives are handing out participation trophies for being a victim of a crime
Ironic nickname for a young boy whose onions are yet to drop.
Jesus – how many kids did this clown actually rape?!
What the fuck is this future.
There will never be enough distractions to make us forget about the Epstein files.
It’s very obvious that Trump’s handlers give these questions to ask to shitbags like Benny to plant the seed in his racist rapist brain.
For getting beat up by 2 teen girls?
Epstein.
[deleted]
The most unserious President ever. Everything is a joke, done to get under the skins of Democrats. To what end, though? The rest of the world mocks the US relentlessly for being utterly ridiculous. Is that the goal of this Administration?
Epstein
100k
Get fucked you hack ass bitches
Fucking participation trophy for being a victim of a crime?
embarrassing
*That’s* what this guy looks like?? I knew he was excessively young, but thought he had at least gone through puberty.
This won’t distract us from the fact that President Antichrist and Epstein did really horrible things to kids
I can’t believe our ‘Reichstag Fire’ was “Big Balls’ Beatdown”
Stolen from someone wittier than I.
Can someone please share this kids name? I’m not going to call a 19 year old that got his ass kicked by a couple of 15 year olds “big balls”.
Edit: Edward Coristine born in 2005. This shit is embarrassing.
Imagine getting a medal and knowing the only reason you got it was to distract the media from the fact the person giving it to you is a pedo and convicted felon.
His bravery in getting his ass handed to him by a 15 year old girl? That’s hilarious. Release the trumpstein files
Fuck that idiot. He is a poser who killed people and reduced the debt by 0.001% while Trump increased it massively.
And he got his ass kicked by teenage girls.
As a Canadian I just consider everything that happens in the USA under Trump “non-cannon”.
Eagerly waiting for the next South Park episode to drop.
You just *know* Elon came up with that stupid fucking nickname to try and look cool to HJ vibecoders.
“Hey, that’s great work! The kind of work that takes balls! Big Balls! That’s your name, you’re so awesome I’m calling you Big Balls! [Hey, Big Balls, would you sexually pleasure me in exchange for a horse?”](https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5)
Literally just to white male wash shit, because their mommy told them they are the chosen ones.
Fuck him. Just the fact that the name ‚Big Balls‘ is being used in the same sentence as Rosa Parks shows how far we have fallen.
But, I digress.
Release the files
Rush Limbaugh got one. That medal is useless junk now
Just to remind everyone of “Big Balls” character. He’s one of the multiple DOGE staffers caught with questionable internet histories: https://truthout.org/articles/a-third-doge-staffers-racist-and-misogynistic-online-footprint-comes-to-light/
I hate this timeline.
Release the Epstein Files.
Sure whatever. I’m still interested in releasing the Epstein files. Nothing can distract from that.
He got his ass handed to him by a girl younger than him and he’s crying enough to have the fucking Nat Guard come in. DC gonna have him on watch and they’re gonna whoop his ass so fucking hard.
Release the Epstein Files.
So tired of all this distraction.
I wouldn’t want a medal after getting starched by a 15 year old girl.