We’re always getting sucked into the mud with real stories so wanted to post a light-hearted one with no real social consequences. Is there a single person who doesn’t own MAGA merch that believes he scored this low? And is the specific score of a 69 pure coincidence?
hypothesis101 on
did he swallow his (golf) balls?
brain_overclocked on
>“Winning on and off the course,” the White House wrote on X, along with an image of a scorecard showing Trump shot a 69 (67 after adjusting for his handicap) to win the men’s senior championship at his Bedminster club.
>But the claim comes as Trump faces renewed accusations of cheating at the game, with many critics pointing to a video of him in Scotland last week in which the caddie casually dropped the ball for him.
>The day before Trump’s latest tournament, sportswriter Rick Reilly ― who has golfed with Trump and authored an entire book detailing how he cheats at the game ― wondered aloud if the president would dare to declare himself the winner.
>“Tomorrow is the Senior Champ at Bedminster,” he wrote on X. “Are you shameless enough to pretend you won it? Even after the whole planet saw you cheat in Scotland? Is your ego that sick?”
>After Trump won, he wrote in a follow-up: “Guess we got our answer. What a child.”
>After another new video surfaced showing a caddie dropping the ball for Trump ― this time in Bedminster, possibly from the day of the tournament ― Reilly added:
>>So you know, it’s NEVER legal for your caddy to drop a ball. YOU can drop one, but never on a green. And since this was a full-score event, its not legal for Trump to drag the ball into the hole. No, no, never.
Our president is a f*cking golf cheat.
Not completely surprising. It’s common that folks who rape children find challenge with ethical decision making and action.
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First, shooting your age is a big deal in golf (scoring as low or lower than your age). It is a big deal even when done on a crappy municipal. Shooting 10 under your age has possibly never happened in history on a real course. On a good course like Bedminster, the odds of that happening are somewhere in the vicinity of an elephant coming out of the ass of a mouse, while flying around Jupiter on a unicorn.
and…
Anyone who has played golf for a length of time has heard the claim that golf exposes your character because it is a game of honor and integrity. This comes from the fact that you keep your own score and that there really are no referees of any sort. I am sure that 90% of the rich white guys whom I avoided playing golf with over the years voted for the pedo and forgot their own words about golf. (Yeah, I am a rich white guy, but there are, thankfully, exceptions.)
Snoopy1948 on
Trump only ‘wins’ tournaments on his courses and often plays his round alone either before or after everyone else plays.
cugeltheclever2 on
Claims? We got him dead to rights on video.
Callabrantus on
I don’t know how he has time to work on his golf game. He would have to take time away from raping girls, and that’s just not gonna happen.
America8647 on
His cheating is embarrassing.
He was caught cheating in Scotland and it went viral.
None of his henchmen told him to stop, so he got caught **AGAIN** in Bedminster.
And to top it all off, he thinks that, if you think about it, [„mathematically,“ drug prices have been lowered by 1500%.](https://youtu.be/YIf87XQT-0g)
A. Total. Idiot.
strong_opinion on
I’m honestly surprised he didn’t show an 18.
Oplopanax_horridus on
The guy who has gotten caught cheating at everything also cheats at golf. That should be the headline. Or more appropriately RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
TheRemedy100 on
Seriously? This is what we’re worried about, golf? Our country is actively in the shitter.
CommercialRemote3325 on
Trump is a rival pimp to epstein, trump violated the golden rule of dont get hooked on your own product.
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Epstein
ApocryphaNefaria on
Whenever Trump’s golf habits come up, I think about the immense opportunity Biden had in the debate to say Trump only wins championships because he cheats, but instead went on the defensive about his handicap. A better answer to Trump’s stupid boasting in that moment could have changed everything.
chastavez on
Trump is spending millions of our tax dollars to be awful at golf and cheat.
ImLikeReallySmart on
You’d think if he really was any good at golf, he’d want every round filmed completely and broadcast on TV so we could all see. It’d even be its own channel or streaming 24/7. Instead he posts clips taking a single shot without seeing where it ends up, and then pictures of his scorecards that he writes up himself.
chester-12 on
I’ve seen his swing. Ain’t no way he’s breaking 100 with that crusty body
ImaginationToForm2 on
I want The List, not The Score.
UsedPart7823 on
Known in caddy circles before his presidency as Pele because of his penchant to kick the ball from bad lies.
0x633546a298e734700b on
It’s amazing how shit he is at everything
CranberrySoda on
The man cheats at golf and he cheated the election. I was bored and compared 2024 swing state results to down-ballot races, and the numbers are bizarre. In Nevada and North Carolina, the shift from Harris to Trump is almost the exact same % in every county. That’s a pattern that’s statistically impossible in a real election & not mirrored in safe states. It was a set number of votes (the bump) and then a proportion votes to ensure it looked statistically probable at first sight.
castion5862 on
His golf cheating pails into insignificance he is a peadophile and convicted rapist
Truthisnotallowed on
>“Winning on and off the course,” the White House wrote on X, along with an image of a scorecard showing Trump shot a 69 (67 after adjusting for his handicap) to win the men’s senior championship at his Bedminster club.
Trump is so weak.
Kim Jong-il, shot 38 under par with 11 holes-in-one in his first and only round of golf, according to North Korean state media.
Sounds like Trump needs to step up his game.
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We’re always getting sucked into the mud with real stories so wanted to post a light-hearted one with no real social consequences. Is there a single person who doesn’t own MAGA merch that believes he scored this low? And is the specific score of a 69 pure coincidence?
did he swallow his (golf) balls?
>“Winning on and off the course,” the White House wrote on X, along with an image of a scorecard showing Trump shot a 69 (67 after adjusting for his handicap) to win the men’s senior championship at his Bedminster club.
>But the claim comes as Trump faces renewed accusations of cheating at the game, with many critics pointing to a video of him in Scotland last week in which the caddie casually dropped the ball for him.
>The day before Trump’s latest tournament, sportswriter Rick Reilly ― who has golfed with Trump and authored an entire book detailing how he cheats at the game ― wondered aloud if the president would dare to declare himself the winner.
>“Tomorrow is the Senior Champ at Bedminster,” he wrote on X. “Are you shameless enough to pretend you won it? Even after the whole planet saw you cheat in Scotland? Is your ego that sick?”
>After Trump won, he wrote in a follow-up: “Guess we got our answer. What a child.”
>After another new video surfaced showing a caddie dropping the ball for Trump ― this time in Bedminster, possibly from the day of the tournament ― Reilly added:
>>So you know, it’s NEVER legal for your caddy to drop a ball. YOU can drop one, but never on a green. And since this was a full-score event, its not legal for Trump to drag the ball into the hole. No, no, never.
Our president is a f*cking golf cheat.
The video:
https://xcancel.com/patriottakes/status/1952078955982315755
Not completely surprising. It’s common that folks who rape children find challenge with ethical decision making and action.
First, shooting your age is a big deal in golf (scoring as low or lower than your age). It is a big deal even when done on a crappy municipal. Shooting 10 under your age has possibly never happened in history on a real course. On a good course like Bedminster, the odds of that happening are somewhere in the vicinity of an elephant coming out of the ass of a mouse, while flying around Jupiter on a unicorn.
and…
Anyone who has played golf for a length of time has heard the claim that golf exposes your character because it is a game of honor and integrity. This comes from the fact that you keep your own score and that there really are no referees of any sort. I am sure that 90% of the rich white guys whom I avoided playing golf with over the years voted for the pedo and forgot their own words about golf. (Yeah, I am a rich white guy, but there are, thankfully, exceptions.)
Trump only ‘wins’ tournaments on his courses and often plays his round alone either before or after everyone else plays.
Claims? We got him dead to rights on video.
I don’t know how he has time to work on his golf game. He would have to take time away from raping girls, and that’s just not gonna happen.
His cheating is embarrassing.
He was caught cheating in Scotland and it went viral.
None of his henchmen told him to stop, so he got caught **AGAIN** in Bedminster.
And to top it all off, he thinks that, if you think about it, [„mathematically,“ drug prices have been lowered by 1500%.](https://youtu.be/YIf87XQT-0g)
A. Total. Idiot.
I’m honestly surprised he didn’t show an 18.
The guy who has gotten caught cheating at everything also cheats at golf. That should be the headline. Or more appropriately RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Seriously? This is what we’re worried about, golf? Our country is actively in the shitter.
Trump is a rival pimp to epstein, trump violated the golden rule of dont get hooked on your own product.
Epstein
Whenever Trump’s golf habits come up, I think about the immense opportunity Biden had in the debate to say Trump only wins championships because he cheats, but instead went on the defensive about his handicap. A better answer to Trump’s stupid boasting in that moment could have changed everything.
Trump is spending millions of our tax dollars to be awful at golf and cheat.
You’d think if he really was any good at golf, he’d want every round filmed completely and broadcast on TV so we could all see. It’d even be its own channel or streaming 24/7. Instead he posts clips taking a single shot without seeing where it ends up, and then pictures of his scorecards that he writes up himself.
I’ve seen his swing. Ain’t no way he’s breaking 100 with that crusty body
I want The List, not The Score.
Known in caddy circles before his presidency as Pele because of his penchant to kick the ball from bad lies.
It’s amazing how shit he is at everything
The man cheats at golf and he cheated the election. I was bored and compared 2024 swing state results to down-ballot races, and the numbers are bizarre. In Nevada and North Carolina, the shift from Harris to Trump is almost the exact same % in every county. That’s a pattern that’s statistically impossible in a real election & not mirrored in safe states. It was a set number of votes (the bump) and then a proportion votes to ensure it looked statistically probable at first sight.
His golf cheating pails into insignificance he is a peadophile and convicted rapist
>“Winning on and off the course,” the White House wrote on X, along with an image of a scorecard showing Trump shot a 69 (67 after adjusting for his handicap) to win the men’s senior championship at his Bedminster club.
Trump is so weak.
Kim Jong-il, shot 38 under par with 11 holes-in-one in his first and only round of golf, according to North Korean state media.
Sounds like Trump needs to step up his game.